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Re: Why Capitalists Want To Sell You Deodorant [Re: Boom]
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You know, I don't even think of deodorant, cologne, or scented soap as "covering up" my natural smell. I think of it more as accessorizing. Just as I wear clothes and jewelry to enhance my appearance, I use scents to enhance my own natural smell.


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Re: Why Capitalists Want To Sell You Deodorant [Re: Boom]
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Booooom said:
It's wild.


That is pretty fucking crazy.


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Re: Why Capitalists Want To Sell You Deodorant [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Quote:
s Libertarians have a strong and masculine musky smell about us; kind of like Old Spice mixed with rugged individualism.



Randalflagg: don't.
Old Spice really isn't cool and casts a shadow of doubt on the ruggedness of the individualist.
Your girl will associate you with other men who smelled like Old Spice, and you really don't want that.


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Re: Why Capitalists Want To Sell You Deodorant [Re: Asante]
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Thats why i don't wear deodorant. when i put my arm around you, it's to mark my territory.

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Re: Why Capitalists Want To Sell You Deodorant [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
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Corporal Kielbasa said:
Thats why i don't wear deodorant. when i put my arm around you, it's to mark my territory.


If you've got a good girl, there's no need to mark your territory.


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Re: Why Capitalists Want To Sell You Deodorant [Re: Silversoul]
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i was just thinking along the lines of what different animals do.

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Re: Why Capitalists Want To Sell You Deodorant [Re: AlteredAgain]
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I smell another pretentious hippie.


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Re: Why Capitalists Want To Sell You Deodorant [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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no,no, that's just your grundle-sweat


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Re: Why Capitalists Want To Sell You Deodorant [Re: Krishna]
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:rofl2:


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Re: Why Capitalists Want To Sell You Deodorant [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Re: Why Capitalists Want To Sell You Deodorant [Re: AlteredAgain]
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girl smell = good

boy smell = not good

imhumbleo

fresh sweaty girl pits = yummy

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Re: Why Capitalists Want To Sell You Deodorant [Re: AlteredAgain]
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Goodpost!

I got asked to wear deoderant by my boss, just today. + im a landscaper! he cant deal with my smell for 5 minutes while he gives me a ride home? Whatever, i use toms of maine - lemongrass.


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Re: Why Capitalists Want To Sell You Deodorant [Re: AlteredAgain]
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AlteredAgain said:
I. Body smells are erotic and sensual. Capitalists don't like that because they are impotent and opposed to all manifestations of sensuality and sexuality. Sexually-awakened people are potentially dangerous to capitalists and their rigid, asexual system.

II. Body smells remind us that we are animals. Capitalists don't want to be reminded of that. Animals are dirty. They eat things off the ground. They are openly sexual. They don't wear tuxedos or corsets or have their hair done.

III. Body smells are unique. Everyone has her own body smell. Capitalists don't like individuality. There are millions of body smells but only a few deodorant smells. Capitalists like that.

IV. Deodorants are harmful. Many capitalists like that because they are always looking for new illnesses to cure. Capitalists love to invent new medicines. Medicines make money for them and win them prizes. They also cause new illnesses so that they can invent even more medicines.

V. Deodorants cost you money. Capitalists are especially pleased about that.

VI. Deodorants hide the damage that capitalists' products cause to your body. Eating meat and other body pollutants sold by capitalists makes you smell. Wearing pantyhose makes you smell. Capitalists don't want you to stop wearing pantyhose or eating body pollutants.

VII. Deodorant-users are insecure. Capitalists like insecure people. Insecure people don't start trouble. Insecure people also buy room freshners, hair conditioners, and makeup.

VIII. Deodorants are unnecessary. Capitalists are very proud of that and they win marketing awards for it.

:mrclean:


agreed


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Re: Why Capitalists Want To Sell You Deodorant [Re: oDin]
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oDin said:
fresh sweaty girl pits = yummy


That's pretty disgusting...


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Re: Why Capitalists Want To Sell You Deodorant [Re: Silversoul]
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Silversoul said:
You know, I don't even think of deodorant, cologne, or scented soap as "covering up" my natural smell. I think of it more as accessorizing. Just as I wear clothes and jewelry to enhance my appearance, I use scents to enhance my own natural smell.


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Re: Why Capitalists Want To Sell You Deodorant [Re: Silversoul]
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Yoyo!

I only bring this thread back to point out that the list at the top is from the book Days of War, Nights of Love from the good people at CrimethInc. The book is great, it is all about quitting your job and running off to find some adventure.

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Re: Why Capitalists Want To Sell You Deodorant [Re: AlteredAgain]
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What is this hippie propaganda??


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

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Re: Why Capitalists Want To Sell You Deodorant [Re: Turn]
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i only read the original post - and (in my opinion) its dumb.

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Re: Why Capitalists Want To Sell You Deodorant [Re: AlteredAgain]
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Capitalists? WTF

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Re: Why Capitalists Want To Sell You Deodorant [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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It's funny to see randome posts I had no clue I ever made. Like wtf was I thinking a year ago posting a picture of a dude in a thong. WTF!

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