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drug test tomorrow!
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i need to pass an at home drug test kit tomorrow. any suggestions would be AMAZING. thanks!

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Re: drug test tomorrow! [Re: aamem]
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I usually do well at drug tests, but sometimes I screw up the lewis-dot* representation of d-lysergic acid diethalymide... :wink:

*A chemistry joke...

PS: I'm sure you'll find some helpful advice here. You might also try a forum-wide search, as this has been discussed many times, and there are some knowledgeable answers about this topic to be found. Good luck! :smile:


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Re: drug test tomorrow! [Re: Papaver]
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At home drug test... will it be supervised?

If unsupervised simply use some yellow colored water.

or

Drink water like a mofo if supervised.

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Re: drug test tomorrow! [Re: rawtoxic]
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put warm water in the cup if ur parents arnt watching.

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Re: drug test tomorrow! [Re: Hamstercut]
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I think I would have been very uncomfortable having my parents watch me urinate any time after the age of four...

PS: I'm glad I grew up before ritalin, family counseling, and home drug tests. I seriously don't know how this younger generation gets by with their sanity intact. ..


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Re: drug test tomorrow! [Re: Papaver]
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haha yea, he should pop a boner to make them feel even more uncomfortable.

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Re: drug test tomorrow! [Re: Hamstercut]
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In England, you very rarely hear about people getting drug tests and stuff... Im glad we dont have them in our schools, I hear about them in schools now and then.


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Re: drug test tomorrow! [Re: Dead_Star]
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I heard some blip the other day about a grade-school cafeteria, here in the states, that's using fingerprint scans to speed up the process of little children paying for their school lunches via their lunch account.

This strikes me as very Orwellian. It used to be, that you had to actually commit a crime to be fingerprinted, now the state is going start collecting the fingerprints of 8 years olds before they let them eat lunch, and there's gonna be a huge database somewhere of these fingerprints; helping the government track us as we grow older...

But, like everything the government does, I'm sure it's well thought-out and and for our own good... :smirk:


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Re: drug test tomorrow! [Re: aamem]
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I actually just picked up an at home drug test to test myself and determine the life of toxins in my body. I smoked Marijuana last Sunday and tested myself this morning and it came up negative (I passed)


I don't know what your time frame is but that is what I discovered. I am trying to disprove/prove the theory of a 3 day detection period of THC for infrequent users. Actually as I read through the pamphlet that came with the test, I thought to myself "Wow, what kind of sick parents are so distrusting they would do it to their kids"....well, I guess there are people out there and best of wishes go out to you. Good luck

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Re: drug test tomorrow! [Re: EndlessNameless]
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Go to GNC and buy something to clear out your system. Good ones will run you $30, but will clean you out completely. Pick one up and drink it the day before your test, and obviously don't smoke between drinking the stuff and being tested.

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Re: drug test tomorrow! [Re: gooddrugguy]
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just get some water from the toilet piss in it the rest of the way to the line. if you are def. not clean it will come up blurry, but as far as school, youve passed.

or a drop of bleach works too.. no more though, but you could alwasy just drink tons of liquids

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Re: drug test tomorrow! [Re: aamem]
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drink gallons of water, then drink a rockstar an hour before the test.
I have had friends that do cocaine and weed the night before a court ordered drug test and pass, I mean a lot of weed and coke too. I would never attempt this myself, but drink as much water as you can, then take some b vitamins or a rockstar to make you pee yellow.

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Re: drug test tomorrow! [Re: aamem]
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Don't buy the GNC thing it's a waste of money. Lots of water, piss a bunch of times before the test, drink a few red bulls or energy drinks so the b-vitamins will make you pee yellow not clear. I doubt the at home test tests for creatine levels, but a big meal of red meat the night before, or some cretine pills will help that out.

The flush products are full of vitamins and creatine, and have you drink a ton of water anyways to dilute. IMO theyre a waste of money.

BTW what prompted the reason for the at home test?

Check out erowid for some more advice, but I'm sure an at home test is pretty simple to fool. Good Luck!


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Re: drug test tomorrow! [Re: tooth]
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yea those flush products are all hype! :lol: you can do the same thing without wasting your money on that. drink tons and tons of water, then buy a rockstar an hour before the piss test.

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Re: drug test tomorrow! [Re: EndlessNameless]
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Hey endlessnameless, how long were you clean before smoking last Sunday, and how much did you smoke on Sunday? I would like to find out how long it would take for me to get cleaned out since 3 weeks ago I got dropped with a random at work. Luckily I had someone to pee for me, but that scared me enough to stop smoking immediately, and I was used to smoking everyday.


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Re: drug test tomorrow! [Re: tooth]
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tooth said:
Don't buy the GNC thing it's a waste of money. Lots of water, piss a bunch of times before the test, drink a few red bulls or energy drinks so the b-vitamins will make you pee yellow not clear. I doubt the at home test tests for creatine levels, but a big meal of red meat the night before, or some cretine pills will help that out.

The flush products are full of vitamins and creatine, and have you drink a ton of water anyways to dilute. IMO theyre a waste of money.

BTW what prompted the reason for the at home test?

Check out erowid for some more advice, but I'm sure an at home test is pretty simple to fool. Good Luck!


They test for creatinine levels, not creatine levels. Creatinine is a metabolite of creatine and wont show up instantly after ingesting creatine... If preparing for a drug test ahead of time, in which you plan to dilute your urine, begin supplementing creatine a week prior to the test. Your creatinine levels wont be affected by a same day binge of creatine.

Of course this is all null and void when talking about a simple at home test....


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Re: drug test tomorrow! [Re: EquilibriuM]
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hey thanks, I didn't know that about the creatinine, and yes at home tests are probably hella easy to pass.


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Re: drug test tomorrow! [Re: aamem]
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well it's a really stupid reason..

about 1 1/2 weeks ago my mom found weed in my pant pockets because one night i guess i was just too gone to take it out and she did laundry (sucks that 1 g is just wasted :frown: )

but anyway friday night i spent the night at my friends dorm and i told her but she didnt hear me so she spazzed out all night calling me but i was so deep into a sleep i didnt hear my phone (plus, it was on vibrate across the room and i was on the top bunk) so she said i was smoking pot and was going to drug test me on sunday

she never did.. thankfully

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Re: drug test tomorrow! [Re: aamem]
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Just never get busted for weed possession twice in a state that is strict on weed. Like where I live Utah.

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Re: drug test tomorrow! [Re: aamem]
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Um http://www.urineluck.com/products/7.html the best if you have time.It'll pass even the best lab urine test. :goodluck:

Edited by Mr420 (09/12/06 01:00 AM)

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