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Question For The Men
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OK just had a discussion amongst friends about whipping the end of your penis with toilet paper after spilling urine. Who here does it?
Wipe The Cock?
You may choose only one


Votes accepted from 08/24/06 01:59 AM until the end of time
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ToiletDuk said:
For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.


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Re: Question For The Men [Re: TrippinTeddy]
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Someone I snowmachine with has a theory that if you shake your junk when you're done draining that you will shake the handle at the gas pump when you're done filling up. I noticed alot of poeple do shake the handle. You think it's true?


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We do these things and we don't give a fuck, we fire up a blunt in the car bumping Cougnut.

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Re: Question For The Men [Re: Boutang]
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i like to go the porn star route when filling up at the pump...

pulling it out and shooting gas all over ass of my car


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Re: Question For The Men [Re: CaptainH13]
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CaptainH13 said:
i like to go the porn star route when filling up at the pump...

pulling it out and shooting gas all over ass of my car




ha ha ha... I thought I was the only one who did that.

My girlfriend also loves it, not just for cars anymore


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ToiletDuk said:
For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.


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Re: Question For The Men [Re: TrippinTeddy]
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If you are a man and you wipe your Weiner with toilet paper after a piss. Well..... then you are just a douche.

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Re: Question For The Men [Re: Flop Johnson]
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I used to do it because it would stop pee from trickling into my underwear. Now, I just shake it some. If there is any excess pee leaking into my underwear, oh well.

Btw, shaking the handle at the gas station is completely useless. You can top off. That does something.

I don't see any direct correlation between the dick shake and the pump shake. One is useful and one is not.

That's an interesting theory, though. I like it when people make logical deductions like that. You could debate with someone on that level.


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Re: Question For The Men [Re: TrippinTeddy]
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Circumcised men shake it.

Men with foreskin wipe it.

That's all there is to it.


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Re: Question For The Men [Re: The_Hobbit]
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i wipe that wang.. dont like the feeling of pee running down my leg

i also wipe my ass with my towels after using the shower...


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notapillow said: "you are going about this endeavor all wrong. clear your mind of useless fear and concern. buy the ticket, take the ride, and all that.... "

ChrisWho said: "It's all about the journey, not the destination."

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Re: Question For The Men [Re: AlteredAgain]
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AlteredAgain said:
Circumcised men shake it.

Men with foreskin wipe it.

That's all there is to it.


circumsized wiper  :shocked:


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notapillow said: "you are going about this endeavor all wrong. clear your mind of useless fear and concern. buy the ticket, take the ride, and all that.... "

ChrisWho said: "It's all about the journey, not the destination."

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Re: Question For The Men [Re: TrippinTeddy]
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As a good friend said:

"No matter how much you jiggle and dance, the last drop will always end up in your pants."

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Re: Question For The Men [Re: Gumby]
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I just piss and walk away......let my briefs catch the excess pee


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Re: Question For The Men [Re: AlteredAgain]
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AlteredAgain said:
Circumcised men shake it.

Men with foreskin wipe it.

That's all there is to it.



nope... i'm uncircumcised and i don't wipe...


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Re: Question For The Men [Re: In(di)go]
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In(di)go said:
AlteredAgain said:
Circumcised men shake it.

Men with foreskin wipe it.

That's all there is to it.



nope... i'm uncircumcised and i don't wipe...


Ahhh ok that makes more sense as Im circumcised.  Never had to shake it.......sometimes my pubes grow so long I pee in 2 streams and piss all over the place.  But I cant complain about bacteria, the things uncircumcized people bitch about.

So I voted for the vagina one :grin:


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Re: Question For The Men [Re: Irishdrunk]
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i never had any trouble with bacteria either (in fact i have never heard anyone complain about bacteria)... just shower everyday and keep things neat underneath the foreskin and you are set and done...

an added bonus is that i can masturbate without lotion..


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Re: Question For The Men [Re: TrippinTeddy]
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i just let the pee drip on my toes afterwards, so my socks have yellow polkadots

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Re: Question For The Men [Re: In(di)go]
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In(di)go said:
i never had any trouble with bacteria either (in fact i have never heard anyone complain about bacteria)... just shower everyday and keep things neat underneath the foreskin and you are set and done...

an added bonus is that i can masturbate without lotion..


the reason they circumsize non jews these days is because KIDS dont clean it enough, and kids can develope bacteria problems. Not a problem once you're an adult.

Ive told my parents they shouldnt have done it.....they used the bacteria thing as an excuse........and the fact that it was a popular thing to do in the late 70s. Kids tend to not clean it enough......but that shouldnt be a reason for it.

Id rather not have it done......but some girls love it......and I cant change the past.


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Re: Question For The Men [Re: Irishdrunk]
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Plus Jenny told me she likes a face on her penises.



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Re: Question For The Men [Re: Irishdrunk]
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Irishdrunk said:
Plus Jenny told me she likes a face on her penises.





:lol:


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Re: Question For The Men [Re: In(di)go]
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In(di)go said:
Irishdrunk said:
Plus Jenny told me she likes a face on her penises.





:lol:


man dont you just want to bend that org bitch over....


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Re: Question For The Men [Re: Irishdrunk]
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yup... i still can't believe i had the chance and missed it... had a good reason, though... i was in a relationship back then...


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