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so the other day on I-80 i had to eat about 8 roaches and 2 joints... for nothing
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im a cautious man, im not about to get busted for weed. so when i travel with anything its always rolled in joints so i can scarf it down at a moments notice.

so i had just gotten into nebraska from wyoming, its about noon and 100 + degrees out. im following another car doing 85-90 mph, nothin on the CB, so i assume there arent any cops out there.

I was wrong. I see an undercover blue corvette flip a U turn through the median and start coming up on my 6.

so what do i have to do, thats right eat it all. but all i had to wash it down with was some shitttty ass warm 3 day old OJ, oh well. i slammed it all down, it was fucking NASTY, and you know what, the cop pulled over the dude in front of me.

the moral of the story, better to be safe than sorry.


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Re: so the other day on I-80 i had to eat about 8 roaches and 2 joints... for nothing [Re: ZippoZ]
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how stoned were you 20 mins later


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Re: so the other day on I-80 i had to eat about 8 roaches and 2 joints... for nothing [Re: ZippoZ]
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Are you sure your not in trouble for drinking that three day old OJ?

It is good idea not to speed when you carry drugs on you. Nevertheless, you are indeed a hard guy. :thumbup:


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Re: so the other day on I-80 i had to eat about 8 roaches and 2 joints... for nothing [Re: ZippoZ]
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"officer, i do not consent to a search

am i free to go now?"

but yeah, better to be safe than sorry. i swallowed a gram of coke twice in one night because the cars i was in got pulled over. i threw it up and somehow, it didn't leak, and i was so stressed by the time we got to the house i kept it all for myself and railed it all in about 5 minutes.

cocaine is a helluva drug


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Edited by PurpleKush (08/04/06 12:17 PM)

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Re: so the other day on I-80 i had to eat about 8 roaches and 2 joints... for nothing [Re: ZippoZ]
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Yes, better safe than sorry.  The dude in front of you probably ate an oz. of blow. :smirk:

Cops drive Corvettes in your area?

How did you feel after eating that shit? Indigestion?


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Re: so the other day on I-80 i had to eat about 8 roaches and 2 joints... for nothing [Re: habitat0789]
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eating uncooked weed does nothing.

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Re: so the other day on I-80 i had to eat about 8 roaches and 2 joints... for nothing [Re: ZippoZ]
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christ dude, that's harsh.. roaches & old, warm OJ.. yuck.

i've had to eat a few roaches before so i feel you.. it's damn near impossible to do with cottonmouth. glad you didn't get busted chief.

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Re: so the other day on I-80 i had to eat about 8 roaches and 2 joints... for nothing [Re: idiotek]
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yeah, it was pretty bad i got a little messed up, it was about a gram or so, but nothing that intense at all :frown:

it was sooooo nasty i almost puked all over the fucking place

I was driving through nebraska, and they have undercover cop cars, most states do i know that there are 2 undercover corvettes that run on I-55 in illinois


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Re: so the other day on I-80 i had to eat about 8 roaches and 2 joints... for nothing [Re: ZippoZ]
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dude if you travel so much, get a Nice radar detector, like a valentine One or Escort X50.

Then with the radar detector, get a good laser jammer.

I recommend the Laser Pro Park that can be had at KMPH.

Its also known as the Anti-Laser Laser Jammer. It will jam the gun 90% of the time.

If you get all that, make sure that you slow down to the posted speed limit and then turn the jammer off after it has been jamming. You don't want that shit on the whole time you roll thru. Turn it back on after you pass the cop. Rinse, lather, repeat. BTW your looking at 1000-1500 for the whole setup.

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Re: so the other day on I-80 i had to eat about 8 roaches and 2 joints... for nothing [Re: ZippoZ]
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:lol::rofl::lol:

Hehe, I have to have sympathy for you, but I must say it would have been easier to just drive the speed limit or 5 over instead...

I have been pulled over with substances in the car, however, a calm demeanor goes a long way in addition to knowing and exercising your rights :smile:

Like you said, better safe than sorry... but this time I think you came out both safe AND sorry :smile:


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Re: so the other day on I-80 i had to eat about 8 roaches and 2 joints... for nothing [Re: ZippoZ]
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driving impaired again, are we zippoz? :smirk:

i'm just kidding man. roaches taste horrible.


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Re: so the other day on I-80 i had to eat about 8 roaches and 2 joints... for nothing [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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okay, i have rolled with a CB and with a radar detector, detectors are fucking useless i have gotten so many speeding tickets with those damn things...

it has saved me 2 times in well over 5 years.

once i got a CB, i havent gotten a single ticket, those truckers are on top of their shit, all fucking day.

you will hear about speed traps 60 miles ahead, they can tell you that there arent any cops for miles.

they will tell you when there is a cop on a bridge hiding, with Instant on radar (cant be detected till its too late) and let you know how many cars are backing him up down the road.


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Re: so the other day on I-80 i had to eat about 8 roaches and 2 joints... for nothing [Re: Vvellum]
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bi0 said:
eating uncooked weed does nothing.


Tell my buddy's dog that. It ate an ashtray full of roaches and was definitely not normal for a while. Eat some roaches and find out for sure.

I would expect an upset stomach in any case.


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

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Re: so the other day on I-80 i had to eat about 8 roaches and 2 joints... for nothing [Re: ZippoZ]
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cause your detector probaly sucks balls.

Instant on is a bitch though.

Gotta know how to use the tool. Its not an end all to speeding tickets.

Around here they have been switching over to laser. Even the damn troopers, so jammers are a must here.

I dunno they probably still use radar on the big ass interstates.

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Re: so the other day on I-80 i had to eat about 8 roaches and 2 joints... for nothing [Re: Liquidkick]
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i used both for a while, and then i ditched the detector, it was a nice ass one though. my dad gave it to me, x ka k and laser


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Re: so the other day on I-80 i had to eat about 8 roaches and 2 joints... for nothing [Re: ZippoZ]
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only ones that are good are the Escort X50 and the Valentine One.

Anything else is worthless.

Escort X50 is ~300

Valentine Ones is ~400

AntiLaser Dual head Laser jammer ~ 1000

Edited by Liquidkick (08/04/06 03:51 PM)

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Re: so the other day on I-80 i had to eat about 8 roaches and 2 joints... for nothing [Re: Vvellum]
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bi0 said:
eating uncooked weed does nothing.


thats wrong, it's more effective is cooked in some sort of fat but you still get a good buzz from eating it raw


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Re: so the other day on I-80 i had to eat about 8 roaches and 2 joints... for nothing [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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WhiskeyClone said:
bi0 said:
eating uncooked weed does nothing.


Tell my buddy's dog that.


How much weed would I have to eat in order to get the dog to answer back?


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Re: so the other day on I-80 i had to eat about 8 roaches and 2 joints... for nothing [Re: Silversoul]
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Silversoul said:
WhiskeyClone said:
bi0 said:
eating uncooked weed does nothing.


Tell my buddy's dog that.


How much would would I have to eat in order to get the dog to answer back?


hehe  :rofl:

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Re: so the other day on I-80 i had to eat about 8 roaches and 2 joints... for nothing [Re: ZippoZ]
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I knew a dude that ate 6 grams of coke. Then barfed them up.....

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