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Describe your job to an alien unfamiliar with human culture or economy
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I work on an organic farm = I grow organisms essential to humans' metabolic survival.

Mine is somewhat easy but it is often really hard to do. How would you describe your job to someone entirely unfamiliar with human culture or economy?

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Re: Describe your job to an alien unfamiliar with human culture or economy [Re: Metasyn]
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current job:

At the behest of a huge multi-national corporation I integrate physical communications network infrastructue into their latest building project.

translation: I pull fiber. :/


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Happiness is a warm gun...

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Re: Describe your job to an alien unfamiliar with human culture or economy [Re: unbeliever]
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I serve out frozen delicacyies to humans richer in $$$ than me. They eat it and give me money, sometimes we mix bears in.


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Re: Describe your job to an alien unfamiliar with human culture or economy [Re: AA2277]
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ooooh, an ice cream man


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California Has Legalized Child Prostitution

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Re: Describe your job to an alien unfamiliar with human culture or economy [Re: Metasyn]
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Artist = Smears bits of pigmented mud on cloth with animal hairs attached to sticks. It used to serve totemic purposes, and support existing religious and political hierarchies, but has since been elevated/devalued to a market commodity for making the nouveau riche feel good about themselves...


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Re: Describe your job to an alien unfamiliar with human culture or economy [Re: Papaver]
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wasnt that on your resume?


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California Has Legalized Child Prostitution

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Re: Describe your job to an alien unfamiliar with human culture or economy [Re: Metasyn]
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I mix booze to get people drunk to encourage and facilitate reproduction.


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Unions are the bastions of the mediocre. - luvdemshrooms

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Re: Describe your job to an alien unfamiliar with human culture or economy [Re: xDuckYouSuckerx]
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xDuckYouSuckerx said:
I mix booze to get people drunk to encourage and facilitate reproduction.


Rofflez! :grin:


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Re: Describe your job to an alien unfamiliar with human culture or economy [Re: xDuckYouSuckerx]
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haha ^

I work at a business with interests in supplying flesh from dead animals for humans in need of energy derived from protein or in want of a tasty meal...

Edited by today mylove (06/21/06 07:49 PM)

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Re: Describe your job to an alien unfamiliar with human culture or economy [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
ooooh, a Good Humor© man



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Edited by Papaver (06/21/06 08:32 PM)

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Re: Describe your job to an alien unfamiliar with human culture or economy [Re: unbeliever]
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I walk around town all day looking for signs of employment, but then just go home to my parents place and live there and do their house work to not feel like a worthless humanbeing...

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Re: Describe your job to an alien unfamiliar with human culture or economy [Re: Metasyn]
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I shoot birds at the airport


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I find your lack of faith disturbing

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Re: Describe your job to an alien unfamiliar with human culture or economy [Re: unbeliever]
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thats not cool


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Re: Describe your job to an alien unfamiliar with human culture or economy [Re: Konnrade]
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I sell booze to the human culture to get them fu***d up so that i can live in their presence and feel good about myself :smile:

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