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Describe your job to an alien unfamiliar with human culture or economy
    #5777610 - 06/21/06 07:04 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I work on an organic farm = I grow organisms essential to humans' metabolic survival.

Mine is somewhat easy but it is often really hard to do. How would you describe your job to someone entirely unfamiliar with human culture or economy?

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Re: Describe your job to an alien unfamiliar with human culture or economy [Re: Metasyn]
    #5777628 - 06/21/06 07:08 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

current job:

At the behest of a huge multi-national corporation I integrate physical communications network infrastructue into their latest building project.

translation: I pull fiber. :/


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Re: Describe your job to an alien unfamiliar with human culture or economy [Re: unbeliever]
    #5777645 - 06/21/06 07:11 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I serve out frozen delicacyies to humans richer in $$$ than me. They eat it and give me money, sometimes we mix bears in.


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Re: Describe your job to an alien unfamiliar with human culture or economy [Re: AA2277]
    #5777711 - 06/21/06 07:25 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

ooooh, an ice cream man

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Re: Describe your job to an alien unfamiliar with human culture or economy [Re: Metasyn]
    #5777757 - 06/21/06 07:36 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Artist = Smears bits of pigmented mud on cloth with animal hairs attached to sticks. It used to serve totemic purposes, and support existing religious and political hierarchies, but has since been elevated/devalued to a market commodity for making the nouveau riche feel good about themselves...


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Re: Describe your job to an alien unfamiliar with human culture or economy [Re: Papaver]
    #5777778 - 06/21/06 07:40 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

wasnt that on your resume?

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Re: Describe your job to an alien unfamiliar with human culture or economy [Re: Metasyn]
    #5777781 - 06/21/06 07:41 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I mix booze to get people drunk to encourage and facilitate reproduction.


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Re: Describe your job to an alien unfamiliar with human culture or economy [Re: xDuckYouSuckerx]
    #5777792 - 06/21/06 07:43 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

xDuckYouSuckerx said:
I mix booze to get people drunk to encourage and facilitate reproduction.




Rofflez! :grin:


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Re: Describe your job to an alien unfamiliar with human culture or economy [Re: xDuckYouSuckerx]
    #5777815 - 06/21/06 07:47 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

haha ^

I work at a business with interests in supplying flesh from dead animals for humans in need of energy derived from protein or in want of a tasty meal...

Edited by today mylove (06/21/06 07:49 PM)

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Re: Describe your job to an alien unfamiliar with human culture or economy [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5777932 - 06/21/06 08:09 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
ooooh, a Good Humor© man




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Edited by Papaver (06/21/06 08:32 PM)

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Re: Describe your job to an alien unfamiliar with human culture or economy [Re: unbeliever]
    #5777972 - 06/21/06 08:14 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I walk around town all day looking for signs of employment, but then just go home to my parents place and live there and do their house work to not feel like a worthless humanbeing...

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Re: Describe your job to an alien unfamiliar with human culture or economy [Re: Metasyn]
    #5778005 - 06/21/06 08:21 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I shoot birds at the airport


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Re: Describe your job to an alien unfamiliar with human culture or economy [Re: unbeliever]
    #5778012 - 06/21/06 08:23 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

thats not cool

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Re: Describe your job to an alien unfamiliar with human culture or economy [Re: Konnrade]
    #5778018 - 06/21/06 08:26 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I sell booze to the human culture to get them fu***d up so that i can live in their presence and feel good about myself :smile:

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