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Offlinequillini
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Australian "put wet baby in dryer"
    #5691934 - 05/30/06 06:45 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

An Australian man has been charged with causing bodily harm after he put a 13-month-old baby in a tumble dryer when she spilt a drink on herself.

Samuel Siddall, 21, was left in charge of his girlfriend's baby while she went to the gym for an hour, police said.

She returned to find the baby had suffered serious burns. Doctors notified police because of the suspicious nature of her injuries.

They expect the baby to make a full recovery and leave hospital this week.

'Horrific injuries'

"The injuries are horrific and in my years of being a police officer I have not seen or heard of this type of injury before," police detective Deb Newman told reporters.

"The person we allege has done the act has stated that he has put the child into a clothes tumble dryer, closed the door and turned it on for a couple of minutes," she said.

Police said the child suffered serious burns to both feet and her left hand as well as bruising to her face and back.

Mr Siddall, 21, was released on bail and told to reappear in court in June. He was also forbidden to contact the child's mother.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/5028826.stm

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Re: Australian "put wet baby in dryer" [Re: quillini]
    #5691955 - 05/30/06 06:50 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

The drink she spilt on herself...was it a Foster's?


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Re: Australian "put wet baby in dryer" [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5691967 - 05/30/06 06:52 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

i think the guy was drinking the Fosters


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Re: Australian "put wet baby in dryer" [Re: DrunkenAttempt]
    #5692140 - 05/30/06 07:27 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Wow. What a piece of work!


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Re: Australian "put wet baby in dryer" [Re: DrAbominable]
    #5692165 - 05/30/06 07:32 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

The guy deserves some jailtime, and some psychiatric help.
If i had my way id stuff him in a dryer for a few minutes.


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Re: Australian "put wet baby in dryer" [Re: knowhereman]
    #5693586 - 05/31/06 01:34 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Steve Irwin fed his baby to a croc one time. Whats with you aussies?



(no offense was meant to be taken when reading this post  :hug:)


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Re: Australian "put wet baby in dryer" [Re: darkstar45]
    #5693589 - 05/31/06 01:35 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

They had to many Foster's beers


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Re: Australian "put wet baby in dryer" [Re: Brainiac]
    #5693606 - 05/31/06 01:43 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

The problem isn't the Fosters. The problem is that they leave the beers lying around so long, they turn into PURE LSD. Then, they drink it by the gallon. Of course they're all crazy!

This is why Californians are nuts. They love brushing their teeth, and they LOVE oranges. So, when toothpaste gets on their orangepeels, and that sits around, it turns into PURE LSD.

I don't think I remember that second rumor too well.


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Re: Australian "put wet baby in dryer" [Re: Brainiac]
    #5693626 - 05/31/06 01:53 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

We don't drink Fosters.

Fosters is Australian for... "this beer is crap, lets export it all to other countries".


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Re: Australian "put wet baby in dryer" [Re: Hanky]
    #5693638 - 05/31/06 01:59 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

word, there is a reason why they export fosters.


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Re: Australian "put wet baby in dryer" [Re: ohmatic]
    #5693646 - 05/31/06 02:01 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I changed your rating to a four, I couldn't bring myself to make it a five.


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Re: Australian "put wet baby in dryer" [Re: Hanky]
    #5693647 - 05/31/06 02:02 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Hanky said:
We don't drink Fosters.

Fosters is Australian for... "this beer is crap, lets export it all to other countries".




indeed.

the good beer we keep for ourselves... we felt sorry for you guys drinking that heinekin crap (tastes like water) so gave you our table scraps to give you an teaser of what we got down here... its only the tip of the iceberg though


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Re: Australian "put wet baby in dryer" [Re: indica]
    #5693650 - 05/31/06 02:05 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Most aussie beers are shit.


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Re: Australian "put wet baby in dryer" [Re: Hanky]
    #5693651 - 05/31/06 02:05 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Hanky said:
We don't drink Fosters.

Fosters is Australian for... "this beer is crap, lets export it all to other countries".



true, never had a fosters in my life.


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Re: Australian "put wet baby in dryer" [Re: trippin_balls]
    #5693660 - 05/31/06 02:11 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

All of you, back to the 'roo hunting.


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Re: Australian "put wet baby in dryer" [Re: trippin_balls]
    #5693662 - 05/31/06 02:11 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

neither have i. i dont think i've ever seen them in a bottle shop either


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Re: Australian "put wet baby in dryer" [Re: indica]
    #5693757 - 05/31/06 03:14 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Fosters is pretty popular in the UK... better than that fizzy piss in a can known as Castlemaine 4X anyway!


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Re: Australian "put wet baby in dryer" [Re: Dfekt]
    #5693854 - 05/31/06 05:09 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Four X is total piss. I can see why they've started to export it.


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Re: Australian "put wet baby in dryer" [Re: Hanky]
    #5693859 - 05/31/06 05:13 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

was the baby even wet?


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Re: Australian "put wet baby in dryer" [Re: KidgardFromSRQ]
    #5693866 - 05/31/06 05:14 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Who cares, have another fosters.


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