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Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test
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I go to vo-tech and my teacher hooked me up to have an interview with this company. This company drug tests and I smoked two days before. I have a bottle of piss that I frozed when I was at 11 days of no smoking. So I was hoping to use that for it. I bought an energy shot I think its called Rocket Shot and its a small 1.8 oz bottle I drunk that and rinsed it out and put my other piss in it that I have been saving. The weird thing is that there was white stuff and the bottom of the 20oz bottle that settled from the piss Don't know what that is? So I just took from the top. Anyways before the test I warmed up the piss to exactly 98.6 degrees and stuck the bottle in my pocket. The guy gives me the piss cup and I go into the bathroom. I pour the small bottle of piss into the cup then I smelled it to see if it smelled like piss and it didn't it smelled like berries. I started freaking out BIG TIME and poured more then half of it into the toilet and filled the rest of the cup with fresh piss. I smelled it again and still smelled like berries but now I have probably fucked myself cause I don't think my fresh piss will pass the test. Anyways here's what I did when I woke up I ate the cotton swap out of the Benzedrex inhaler so I could be more concentrated and calm during the interview I took that at 8:30am then around 9:30 I took 4 B-Complex pills and drunk a 20oz dew. 11:30 another 20oz dew, 1:20 another 20oz dew and at 1:50 I drunk a 12oz can of coke. I took the test at 2:00. Damnit I don't think that this is good enough and my teacher told me not to screw this up. Fuck now he's gonna find out I failed a drug test and Im not gonna get the job if I fail. WTF am I going to do then. I wish I never fucking smoked to begin with now my life is screwed.

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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Jackattack]
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Jackattack said:
This company drug tests and I smoked two days before.


I don't even care abuot the details of your piss and your drug test: Learn some self-control.

Edit: You would think people would learn, considering how many times someone makes this very thread..


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

Edited by Jewbot3021 (03/31/06 04:06 PM)

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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Jackattack]
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Why did you even attempt to pass it? piss from 11 days of not smoking will still test positive.

Just quit if it's fucking around with your life.

Pluto

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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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:lol:

I just can't help but laugh when a Shroomery member talks about an upcoming drug test that has to do with some great job or probation requirements.  Invariably, they admit to smoking weed RIGHT BEFORE they were to get tested.  They then run into the forum and write up some desperate post where they plead for help.

Somebody already said it but I'll say it again; learn some self-control.

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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: RandalFlagg]
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I will never be sympathetic to those people.

Drug test. 2 days. Oh, I'm gonna smoke.

Do these people think?!


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Tien]
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Well I didn't know I was going to take a damn test. Ya I decided already that I quit.

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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Jackattack]
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Jackattack said:
Well I didn't know I was going to take a damn test. Ya I decided already that I quit.

youll be back... youll be back. buuhahahahah!

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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Jackattack]
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I really didn't know I had to take one I didn't even know I had an Interview until it was wednesday the day I quit.

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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Jackattack]
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Ah. Well then sorry for being such a turd to you.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Jackattack]
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Does anyone know How the Kidneys work? If I druk a shit load of pop and ate vitamins will my body see this and work mainly on getting the excess vitamins out and shit from the pop out of my body instead of other things like THC? Oh man I hope so.

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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Jackattack]
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Soda won't flush THC out of your body buddy..

Water, water, water, and cranberry juice.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Jackattack]
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Jackattack said:
Anyways here's what I did when I woke up I ate the cotton swap out of the Benzedrex inhaler so I could be more concentrated and calm during the interview ...


:wtf:

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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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Dude if its for employment just use a whizzinator or rig up a device and cheat. It's not exactly hard at all and I bet anything they wont be watching too closely if at all. I have been using the whizz for 6 mo's now for weekly probation tests and never stress except for the first couple times. Just grab your balls and cheat man. Don't stress.


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-QuantumMeltdown

Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself.
  -Mark Twain

"The time has come the walrus said, little oysters  hide their heads, my Twain of thought is loosely bound I guess its time to Mark this down, Be good and you will be lonesome
Be lonesome and you will be free
Live a lie and you will live to regret it
That's what livin' is to me
That's what livin' is to me"
Jimmy Buffett

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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Burke Dennings]
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PLUR, LOL said:
Jackattack said:
Anyways here's what I did when I woke up I ate the cotton swap out of the Benzedrex inhaler so I could be more concentrated and calm during the interview ...


:wtf:


:wtf:

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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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Jewbot3021 said:
Soda won't flush THC out of your body buddy..

Water, water, water, and cranberry juice.


Nothing flushes THC out of the system thats impossible. It only comes out of the fat cells at a predetermined rate according to your metabolism the only way to flush is to increase metabolism rate.


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-QuantumMeltdown

Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself.
  -Mark Twain

"The time has come the walrus said, little oysters  hide their heads, my Twain of thought is loosely bound I guess its time to Mark this down, Be good and you will be lonesome
Be lonesome and you will be free
Live a lie and you will live to regret it
That's what livin' is to me
That's what livin' is to me"
Jimmy Buffett

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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Jackattack]
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Ew, you put your wee wee in the freezer? Remind me not to eat anything at your place.


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"this lebowski he called himself 'the dude'. now, 'dude', that's a name no one would self-apply where i come from but there was a lot about the dude that didn't make sense to me...."--the Stranger

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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Tien]
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Plutonium said:
PLUR, LOL said:
Jackattack said:
Anyways here's what I did when I woke up I ate the cotton swap out of the Benzedrex inhaler so I could be more concentrated and calm during the interview ...


:wtf:


:wtf:


:wtf: indeed


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It's Krang, Bitch!  :krang:

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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: drtyfrnk]
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I'm gonna start dealing inhaler cotton.

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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Burke Dennings]
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HOOK ME UP!


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"this lebowski he called himself 'the dude'. now, 'dude', that's a name no one would self-apply where i come from but there was a lot about the dude that didn't make sense to me...."--the Stranger

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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Burke Dennings]
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PLUR, LOL said:
Jackattack said:
Anyways here's what I did when I woke up I ate the cotton swap out of the Benzedrex inhaler so I could be more concentrated and calm during the interview ...


:wtf:


Im ADD and the cotton swap contains 250mg Propylhexedrine its a stimulant with effects similar to amphetamines. Proyplhexedrine is structurally similar to methamphetamine. The only difference is that the phenyl group of the methamphetamine molecule is swapped with a hexyl group. It is becuase of this that propylhexedrine is not a phenethylamine, or even an amphetamine. It wakes me up and calms me down at the same time so I can concentrate better.

Edited by Jackattack (03/31/06 04:50 PM)

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