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Jackattack
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Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test
#5464207 - 03/31/06 02:01 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I go to vo-tech and my teacher hooked me up to have an interview with this company. This company drug tests and I smoked two days before. I have a bottle of piss that I frozed when I was at 11 days of no smoking. So I was hoping to use that for it. I bought an energy shot I think its called Rocket Shot and its a small 1.8 oz bottle I drunk that and rinsed it out and put my other piss in it that I have been saving. The weird thing is that there was white stuff and the bottom of the 20oz bottle that settled from the piss Don't know what that is? So I just took from the top. Anyways before the test I warmed up the piss to exactly 98.6 degrees and stuck the bottle in my pocket. The guy gives me the piss cup and I go into the bathroom. I pour the small bottle of piss into the cup then I smelled it to see if it smelled like piss and it didn't it smelled like berries. I started freaking out BIG TIME and poured more then half of it into the toilet and filled the rest of the cup with fresh piss. I smelled it again and still smelled like berries but now I have probably fucked myself cause I don't think my fresh piss will pass the test. Anyways here's what I did when I woke up I ate the cotton swap out of the Benzedrex inhaler so I could be more concentrated and calm during the interview I took that at 8:30am then around 9:30 I took 4 B-Complex pills and drunk a 20oz dew. 11:30 another 20oz dew, 1:20 another 20oz dew and at 1:50 I drunk a 12oz can of coke. I took the test at 2:00. Damnit I don't think that this is good enough and my teacher told me not to screw this up. Fuck now he's gonna find out I failed a drug test and Im not gonna get the job if I fail. WTF am I going to do then. I wish I never fucking smoked to begin with now my life is screwed.
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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Jackattack]
#5464213 - 03/31/06 02:02 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Jackattack said: This company drug tests and I smoked two days before.
I don't even care abuot the details of your piss and your drug test: Learn some self-control.
Edit: You would think people would learn, considering how many times someone makes this very thread..
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
Edited by Jewbot3021 (03/31/06 02:06 PM)
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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Jackattack]
#5464222 - 03/31/06 02:05 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Why did you even attempt to pass it? piss from 11 days of not smoking will still test positive.
Just quit if it's fucking around with your life.
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I just can't help but laugh when a Shroomery member talks about an upcoming drug test that has to do with some great job or probation requirements. Invariably, they admit to smoking weed RIGHT BEFORE they were to get tested. They then run into the forum and write up some desperate post where they plead for help.
Somebody already said it but I'll say it again; learn some self-control.
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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5464229 - 03/31/06 02:07 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I will never be sympathetic to those people.
Drug test. 2 days. Oh, I'm gonna smoke.
Do these people think?!
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Tien]
#5464230 - 03/31/06 02:07 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Well I didn't know I was going to take a damn test. Ya I decided already that I quit.
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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Jackattack]
#5464233 - 03/31/06 02:08 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Jackattack said: Well I didn't know I was going to take a damn test. Ya I decided already that I quit.
youll be back... youll be back. buuhahahahah!
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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Jackattack]
#5464236 - 03/31/06 02:08 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I really didn't know I had to take one I didn't even know I had an Interview until it was wednesday the day I quit.
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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Jackattack]
#5464240 - 03/31/06 02:09 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ah. Well then sorry for being such a turd to you.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Jackattack]
#5464274 - 03/31/06 02:19 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Does anyone know How the Kidneys work? If I druk a shit load of pop and ate vitamins will my body see this and work mainly on getting the excess vitamins out and shit from the pop out of my body instead of other things like THC? Oh man I hope so.
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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Jackattack]
#5464275 - 03/31/06 02:19 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Soda won't flush THC out of your body buddy..
Water, water, water, and cranberry juice.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Jackattack]
#5464294 - 03/31/06 02:23 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Jackattack said:
Anyways here's what I did when I woke up I ate the cotton swap out of the Benzedrex inhaler so I could be more concentrated and calm during the interview ...
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Dude if its for employment just use a whizzinator or rig up a device and cheat. It's not exactly hard at all and I bet anything they wont be watching too closely if at all. I have been using the whizz for 6 mo's now for weekly probation tests and never stress except for the first couple times. Just grab your balls and cheat man. Don't stress.
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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Burke Dennings]
#5464302 - 03/31/06 02:25 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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PLUR, LOL said:
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Jackattack said:
Anyways here's what I did when I woke up I ate the cotton swap out of the Benzedrex inhaler so I could be more concentrated and calm during the interview ...
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Quote:
Jewbot3021 said: Soda won't flush THC out of your body buddy..
Water, water, water, and cranberry juice.
Nothing flushes THC out of the system thats impossible. It only comes out of the fat cells at a predetermined rate according to your metabolism the only way to flush is to increase metabolism rate.
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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Jackattack]
#5464313 - 03/31/06 02:27 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ew, you put your wee wee in the freezer? Remind me not to eat anything at your place.
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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Tien]
#5464355 - 03/31/06 02:35 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Plutonium said:
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PLUR, LOL said:
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Jackattack said:
Anyways here's what I did when I woke up I ate the cotton swap out of the Benzedrex inhaler so I could be more concentrated and calm during the interview ...
indeed
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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: drtyfrnk]
#5464378 - 03/31/06 02:41 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm gonna start dealing inhaler cotton.
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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Burke Dennings]
#5464386 - 03/31/06 02:43 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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HOOK ME UP!
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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Burke Dennings]
#5464413 - 03/31/06 02:49 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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PLUR, LOL said:
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Jackattack said:
Anyways here's what I did when I woke up I ate the cotton swap out of the Benzedrex inhaler so I could be more concentrated and calm during the interview ...
Im ADD and the cotton swap contains 250mg Propylhexedrine its a stimulant with effects similar to amphetamines. Proyplhexedrine is structurally similar to methamphetamine. The only difference is that the phenyl group of the methamphetamine molecule is swapped with a hexyl group. It is becuase of this that propylhexedrine is not a phenethylamine, or even an amphetamine. It wakes me up and calms me down at the same time so I can concentrate better.
Edited by Jackattack (03/31/06 02:50 PM)
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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Jackattack]
#5464419 - 03/31/06 02:51 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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No, I'm not questioning that; I think it's weird that you ATE it.
I usually inject my inhaler cotton.
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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Jackattack]
#5464420 - 03/31/06 02:51 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Jackattack said:
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PLUR, LOL said:
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Jackattack said:
Anyways here's what I did when I woke up I ate the cotton swap out of the Benzedrex inhaler so I could be more concentrated and calm during the interview ...
Im ADD and the cotton swap contains 250mg Propylhexedrine its a stimulant with effects similar to amphetamines. Proyplhexedrine is structurally similar to methamphetamine. The only difference is that the phenyl group of the methamphetamine molecule is swapped with a hexyl group. It is becuase of this that propylhexedrine is not a phenethylamine, or even an amphetamine. It wakes me up and calms me down at the same time so I can concentrate better.


I just don't have any clue what your talking about, but it's funny!
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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: roby000]
#5479275 - 04/04/06 01:42 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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THANK YOU GOD I just called them up to see if everything was cool and it was I can't beleive I passed it. I feel so releived its like lifting a huge weight off my back.
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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Jackattack]
#5479337 - 04/04/06 02:03 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Haven't you watched Trainspotting? THAT'S what happens when you take speed before job interviews... YOU BECOME SPUD!
By the way, that inhaler could possibly cause a false positive for amphetamines, I'd be careful in the future if you want to eat one before a drug test, lucky you passed this time.
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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Jackattack]
#5479426 - 04/04/06 02:34 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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No I haven't seen it but I will not be doing another inhaler soon cause I have an appointment with a doctor on thursday so I can get a script for my ADD.
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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Jackattack]
#5479487 - 04/04/06 03:04 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Those on the spot drug tests are easy to pass, the ones they send to the lab are tougher. The on the spot ones all you need to do is drink 2 gallons of water in the 2 hours before the drug test and you should pass.
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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Psychoslut]
#5481177 - 04/04/06 11:20 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yeah I know that's what I was expecting it to be but it wasn't this one was actually done by a lab.
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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Jackattack]
#5481237 - 04/04/06 11:37 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Did anyone realize that he said his piss smelled like berries. From my experience and it may just be me, but I do believe that no doctor smells your piss. You should not have poured it out!
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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: TrancedShroom]
#5481264 - 04/04/06 11:48 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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what's this about the ibprofin? Can taking that cause you to test positive for marijuana? Maybe I just didn't interpret that correctly. Also, wth is a whizzinator?
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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Jackattack]
#5481297 - 04/05/06 12:02 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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ahha..piss sniffer!
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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: Psychoslut]
#5481317 - 04/05/06 12:16 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Psychoslut said: 2 gallons of water in the 2 hours
1 gallon should be adequate. 2 gallons will have pissing like a siberian race horse.
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don't work for places that drug test or start your own lawn service.
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Re: Im so f*cking stupid v. drug test [Re: rawtoxic]
#5481324 - 04/05/06 12:20 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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2 gallons of water in a 2 hour period is an incredibly stupid idea. depleting your bodys salt/sodium levels can/will kill you.
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