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SneezingPenis
ACHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!111!

Registered: 01/15/05
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Last seen: 6 years, 8 months
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A letter to PokerRoom.com
#5457871 - 03/30/06 12:32 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I would like PokerRoom.com to know how ridiculous my entire experience so far has been with them.
So far, I have exhausted atleast 5 hours of my time trying to deposit money into pokerroom.com. I have answered atleast 30 different questions, not only about myself, but about my family members..... accurately. I have answered those 30 different questions, atleast 10 times each. I have 3 major credit cards: visa, mastercard, and AmEx; as well as 2 seperate and independant checking accounts. These all have my name on them.
I have dealt with 6 of the depositing agencies you use.
I would like to hope that in this highly technological society we have, a person with 5 avenues of readily available currency which spans over all major forms of acceptable USD, could manage to transfer funds from one of the 6 agencies in a mere 5 hours.
As a hopeful customer, I have done everything possible to try and patron your services. In these 5 hours of attempts I have given enough personal information and cooperated with enough interrogation to legally prove I am me in any court in America, let alone an online currency transferal service. The only way in which fraud could be possible at this point, is if Kyle J. Fields (me) is physically incapacitated and held at gun point to spout security questions.
Even at this point, I have been denied the ability to transfer my own money to your business. Somewhere, along the chain of command in PokerRoom.com, there is gross incompetence, and anyone with investment in the company should be not only worried, but quickly remedy the situation.
I truly wish to still use PokerRoom.com, but dignity and ethics (along with the 6 depositing agencies) now prevent me from doing so.
I suggest that someone contact me by either email or phone (pokerroom.com, 14 Pakistani's, 2 british guys, 6 asian women, and one indiscernible gurgling jibberish noise which was supposedly english.... all know my phone number) and try to figure out some ways for me to become a patron of your business. Otherwise, you have a highly irritated person who is actively campaigning to make as many people as possible aware of my experience with PokerRoom.com; one of the first people being a friend who writes multiple columns, one of which is for the Associated Press.
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SneezingPenis
ACHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!111!

Registered: 01/15/05
Posts: 15,427
Last seen: 6 years, 8 months
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Think I will get a response from them?
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Colbadol
Reality Mechanic


Registered: 03/05/05
Posts: 1,722
Last seen: 7 years, 10 months
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awesome letter.
youll definately get a response. theyll respond without reading it. sry mate.
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Left Nut City
Stranger

Registered: 03/27/01
Posts: 2,360
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Re: A letter to PokerRoom.com [Re: Colbadol]
#5459016 - 03/30/06 10:44 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Apparently you are dealing with a Mafia run organization.
It is easier to adopt a baby than it is to get with these mother fuckers.
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Darkcloud
tiwkcuFtsilihiN


Registered: 04/06/03
Posts: 1,331
Loc: USA
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It might be a good idea to get rid of your name even if you aren't doing anything illegal at the moment.
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DNKYD
Turtle!

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 12,326
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Why not just play poker with a bunch of your friends if Pokerroom won't let you?
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