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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Rogue elf volunteer writes obscene letters to children
    #7758814 - 12/14/07 03:15 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

This is hilarious.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22260533/?GT1=10645


Canada seeks author of nasty letters from Santa
'Rogue elf' responded to children who wrote to Saint Nick, authorities say


updated 11:49 a.m. ET, Fri., Dec. 14, 2007

OTTAWA - Canada's post office and police are trying to track down a "rogue elf" who wrote obscene letters to children on behalf of Santa Claus, a newspaper reported on Friday.

The Ottawa Citizen said at least 10 nasty letters had been delivered to little girls and boys in Ottawa who wrote to Santa this year care of the North Pole, which has a special H0H 0H0 Canadian postal code. Return letters from Santa are in fact written by an 11,000-strong army of Canada Post employees and volunteers.

"We firmly believe there is just one rogue elf out there," a Canada Post spokeswoman told the paper.

Canada Post's popular "Write to Santa" program -- which last year delivered more than a million letters to children in Canada and around the world -- has been shut down in Ottawa until the offender is caught.


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Re: Rogue elf volunteer writes obscene letters to children [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7758842 - 12/14/07 03:22 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Is it wrong that I want to see an example of one of those letters. If I were a parent, I'd track him down myself and kick his ass


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Re: Rogue elf volunteer writes obscene letters to children [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7758854 - 12/14/07 03:27 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)



Dear Santa, you are a bitch nigga. No, scratch that. Dear Santa, you are a bitch *ass* nigga. I heard they hired extra security to protect you. That's a bitch move, Santa. I'm coming for that ass again. Until you pay what you owe. Sincerely yours, The Santa Stalker.


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Re: Rogue elf volunteer writes obscene letters to children [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7758855 - 12/14/07 03:27 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

rogue elf?

some WoW nerd is sending kids bad letters?


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Re: Rogue elf volunteer writes obscene letters to children [Re: moses]
    #7758870 - 12/14/07 03:30 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

lol!


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Re: Rogue elf volunteer writes obscene letters to children [Re: moses]
    #7758871 - 12/14/07 03:30 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

thats awesome, its pretty cool that canada has a 'write to santa' program thats state-sponsored.

i wish the US did more little shit like that.


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Re: Rogue elf volunteer writes obscene letters to children [Re: memes]
    #7758887 - 12/14/07 03:34 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

lol thats hilarous
at least there no anthrax in those letters lol
pretty lame that 1 guy ruined the whole write to santa program


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Re: Rogue elf volunteer writes obscene letters to children [Re: memes]
    #7758895 - 12/14/07 03:36 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

"CHARITY SANTA PELTED WITH EGGS AND BOTTLES"

SANTA CLAUS had beer bottles and eggs thrown at him when he was touring Sherburn-in-Elmet."

"The latest attack took place on Tuesday, when a number of collectors were forced to call the police after the sleigh was targeted"

A North Yorkshire Police spokeswoman said while the force would be unable to offer an escort to the sleigh, officers would "call in on the route" to deter aggressive youths from assaulting Santa.

http://www.yorkpress.co.uk/search/display.var.1901387.0.charity_santa_pelted_with_eggs_and_bottles.php


Awesome


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Re: Rogue elf volunteer writes obscene letters to children [Re: druqs]
    #7758915 - 12/14/07 03:42 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

LoL that was super funny. Im still laughing.


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Re: Rogue elf volunteer writes obscene letters to children [Re: KillerPicklez]
    #7758937 - 12/14/07 03:49 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

well maybe corporate America should stop making gay ass holidays purely for profit
like fathers day wtf is that bs about lol


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Re: Rogue elf volunteer writes obscene letters to children [Re: memes]
    #7759606 - 12/14/07 06:44 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

meams said:
thats awesome, its pretty cool that canada has a 'write to santa' program thats state-sponsored.

i wish the US did more little shit like that.




Pretty cool that these imbecile bureaucrats can piss our taxes away.

I see no social benefit in paying government employees to write fucking Santa Claus letters. Volunteers is perfectly acceptable, but our postal employees are very well paid civil servants with extremely good benefit plans, including lucrative pensions. The post office is notorious as an inefficient, bureaucratic colossus that sucks dollars out of the tax revenue. And don't listen to the shit that says they make a profit. If it weren't for highly inflated service rates this would not happen.


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Re: Rogue elf volunteer writes obscene letters to children [Re: hummermania00]
    #7759878 - 12/14/07 07:39 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I want to read the nasty letters!


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