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The Deaf Bookkeeper
    #5448544 - 03/27/06 06:16 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him out of ten million bucks; his bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an occupational benefit, and the reason he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything that he'd ever have to testify about in court. When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.

The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"

The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million bucks is hidden.

The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."

The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeepers temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!"

The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"

The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"

The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"

The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."


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Re: The Deaf Bookkeeper [Re: Silversoul]
    #5448554 - 03/27/06 06:19 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA




damn. lol.


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Re: The Deaf Bookkeeper [Re: sui]
    #5448577 - 03/27/06 06:29 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

que?


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Re: The Deaf Bookkeeper [Re: backspace1111111]
    #5448591 - 03/27/06 06:36 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

hahaha... i bet he didnt pull it...


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Re: The Deaf Bookkeeper [Re: Silversoul]
    #5450549 - 03/28/06 09:49 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

bahahaha


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