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Prank i pulled at work tonight
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(i work in a restaurant)

i tooks some drawn butter that started to coagulate (melted butter that started to solidify)
dipped the edge of a margerita glass in margerita salt
& carefully poured the butter in the glass.
i hung a lime wheel off the rim of the glass,
put an unbrella straw in it & put it in the dishers area :ninja: status.
me & all my coworkers that were in on it strategically placed themselves
where they could see the glass.

a busser came along, threw the straw in the trash and took a BIG gulp of it then threw it up in the trashcan

AHHAHAHAHAHA


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tiny_rabid_birds said:
"your avatar is dirty."

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Re: Prank i pulled at work tonight [Re: 40oz]
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thats pretty fuckin funny. Whatd he do?


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Re: Prank i pulled at work tonight [Re: 40oz]
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hahaha...dude that's fucked up to do to a helpless busser. HAHAHAAAA


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insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

"Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Five years later? Six? It seems like a lifetime, or at least a main era - -the kind of peak that never comes again. San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run, but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant."

Hunter S. Thompson.

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Re: Prank i pulled at work tonight [Re: sui]
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nothin much he could do with the entire staff
laughing they're ass off at him. :laugh:


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tiny_rabid_birds said:
"your avatar is dirty."

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Re: Prank i pulled at work tonight [Re: 40oz]
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That's hilarious, I can't believe someone slammed it without looking at it first...

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Re: Prank i pulled at work tonight [Re: inv3rse]
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inv3rse said:
hahaha...dude that's fucked up to do to a helpless busser. HAHAHAAAA


helpless busser my ass.
this guy eats the GNARLIEST shit (mexican food, peppers,etc)
has the most disgusting gas ive ever heard/smelled.
and the worst part of it all,
this motherfucker asked me if i dropped a dollar,
so i go to pick it up and the motherfucker lets one rip
ass to face.

so yeah. i hope he enjoyed his butter margerita.
paybacks a bitch. :laugh:


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tiny_rabid_birds said:
"your avatar is dirty."

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Re: Prank i pulled at work tonight [Re: 40oz]
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well done :thumbup:


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  Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM) 

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Re: Prank i pulled at work tonight [Re: 40oz]
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fortyounces2freedom said:
inv3rse said:
hahaha...dude that's fucked up to do to a helpless busser. HAHAHAAAA


helpless busser my ass.
this guy eats the GNARLIEST shit (mexican food, peppers,etc)
has the most disgusting gas ive ever heard/smelled.
and the worst part of it all,
this motherfucker asked me if i dropped a dollar,
so i go to pick it up and the motherfucker lets one rip
ass to face.

so yeah. i hope he enjoyed his butter margerita.
paybacks a bitch. :laugh:


BLAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Hey man, seriously this is the funnisest shit I have heard all week! I swear after reading your posts I havn't laughed like this about online material EVER! Even a rooomie came to my room asking if someone was here!...This shit is funny...I dunno maybe cause I worked in a restraunt for years too, so I kinda know where your coming from...lol


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"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or
insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

"Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Five years later? Six? It seems like a lifetime, or at least a main era - -the kind of peak that never comes again. San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run, but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant."

Hunter S. Thompson.

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Re: Prank i pulled at work tonight [Re: inv3rse]
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A resteraunt right down the street sent a guy to us looking for "Formunda" cheese. Well of course we know what they are talking about, but this poor chap didn't. I put some feta cheese in a little togo container, plucked some of my facial hair out and stuck it in the cheese. The guy quit the other resteraunt that night.


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My first Mescaline trip

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Re: Prank i pulled at work tonight [Re: Pirate_Patrick]
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Pirate_Patrick said:
A resteraunt right down the street sent a guy to us looking for "Formunda" cheese. Well of course we know what they are talking about, but this poor chap didn't. I put some feta cheese in a little togo container, plucked some of my facial hair out and stuck it in the cheese. The guy quit the other resteraunt that night.


:crazy2: :crazy2: :crazy2: :crazy2:


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"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or
insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

"Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Five years later? Six? It seems like a lifetime, or at least a main era - -the kind of peak that never comes again. San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run, but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant."

Hunter S. Thompson.

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Re: Prank i pulled at work tonight [Re: inv3rse]
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haha nice =]


i have other pranks under my belt as well,
and my job is food decoration sooo...

coffeechip souffle:
spent pressed expresso grinds that look like cookies, whipped cream on it,
drizzled chocolate syrup & a cherry on top.

2. the oreo spoof milkshake,
coffee grinds, vanilla ice cream, milk.
whipped cream, chololate drizzle & cherry on top.

warning: a mouthful of coffee grinds makes ppl VERY angry. :crankey:

3. peppered meatloaf:
taking a slice of rye bread, spraying some oil on it,
dipping the entire slice in peppered spice,
throwing it on the grill to give it grill marks.
end result, it looks EXACTLY like a peppered filet.
serve it on top of cabernet demi glace with a piping hot baked potato. =]
dont forget to leave a knife & fork nearby!

4. the bacon wrapped scallop surprise:
cut & pan sear 5 circles of RIB FAT,
wrap bacon around them, toss them in the microwave
to get the bacon nice & sizzling. serve with rice pilaf.


5.'the (cut)rubberband spaghetti special'





and a random one..

a disher would spend more time out at
the trashcan than he would washing dishes,
so i smeared bluecheese on the earpiece of the telephone that hung on the wall
& when he came in,
"hey danny...line 2" :laugh:


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tiny_rabid_birds said:
"your avatar is dirty."

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Re: Prank i pulled at work tonight [Re: 40oz]
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ahaha

Here's quite a few pranks that I've pulled:

-Sent a guy into the forest to get wood for the gas grill. "Hurry man, the fire grill is getting low and it's the bussers job." He came back two hours later with two buckets of sticks.

-Sent someone to get batteries from the basement for the microwave. Of course the resteraunt didn't have a basement. So he went around the place a few times looking for the door to the basement.

-Convinced someone to "change the air in the walk in, because the old air needs to get removed". This fellow took a garbage bag and was waving it around in the walk in, then taking the "air" outside and releasing it.


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Re: Prank i pulled at work tonight [Re: Pirate_Patrick]
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LMAO


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tiny_rabid_birds said:
"your avatar is dirty."

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Re: Prank i pulled at work tonight [Re: 40oz]
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I almost forgot:

-Made a fryer shortening "Sunday" and watched as six server all took a big bite at once.

-The ole super hot sauce in the drink trick. Actually aything to make the drink disgusting will work.


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Re: Prank i pulled at work tonight [Re: Pirate_Patrick]
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Damn you guys work with dumb people.  Either that or the people that work with me know enough to be suspicious of me :tongue:

Best I ever managed was locking someone in the refridgerator for a half hour or so.

At that same job my manager got me so fucking good though.  I don't even wanna talk about it :tongue:


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Re: Prank i pulled at work tonight [Re: Jadian]
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wasabi balls fried in the tempura frier  :hellfire:


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Re: Prank i pulled at work tonight [Re: Noviseer]
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woosabi guacamole ^_^


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tiny_rabid_birds said:
"your avatar is dirty."

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Re: Prank i pulled at work tonight [Re: 40oz]
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fortyounces2freedom said:
(i work in a restaurant)

i tooks some drawn butter that started to coagulate (melted butter that started to solidify)
dipped the edge of a margerita glass in margerita salt
& carefully poured the butter in the glass.
i hung a lime wheel off the rim of the glass,
put an unbrella straw in it & put it in the dishers area :ninja: status.
me & all my coworkers that were in on it strategically placed themselves
where they could see the glass.

a busser came along, threw the straw in the trash and took a BIG gulp of it then threw it up in the trashcan

AHHAHAHAHAHA


:yawn:

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