Home | Community | Message Board


Marijuana Demystified
Please support our sponsors.

Community >> The Pub

Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Jump to first unread post. Pages: 1 | 2 | Next >  [ show all ]
OfflineSneezingPenis
ACHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!111!
 User Gallery Arcade Champion: BMX Tricks
Registered: 01/15/05
Posts: 15,427
Last seen: 6 months, 17 days
QUICK! a noble prank
    #4668282 - 09/16/05 02:36 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Ok, so last night, driving home from work at 1 am, as i pull onto the off ramp of the interstate, there was this business looking guy frantically talking on the phone and as he saw my car coming, started waving his hands and jumping like he was in an emergency.
I thought someone had died, or there was some horrible accident, and very cautiously, i stopped and cracked my window to talk to him.
He gave me some spiel about how he ran out of gas, he was from Chatanooga, bla bla bla. In the middle of him talking, a cop pulls up, so i think all is well, and pull away...
I went home that night thinking i did a very charitable thing.

well tonight, the same guy was at the same spot, wearing the same thing, and doing the exact same thing. ALSO! i told my roommate about it just now, and he told me two nights ago he saw the same thing!

This is IMO, the most despicable thing. Preying on the charity and good nature of society, by faking an emergency.

This whole thing is really bothering me, and I feel this guy needs to be taught a lesson. I would Mace this bitch if I had some, but now we are thinking something along the lines of throwing a cup of piss on him.

Apparently, the cops arent doing anything about it, so it is time for some minor vigilantism to go down...

ANY SUGGESTIONS?
i need them quick , because in about 20 minutes we are going to go do something to this guy, and im not sure how long he is going to be out there.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Invisibledr_gonz
Registered: 08/18/03
Posts: 44,645
Re: QUICK! a noble prank [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4668286 - 09/16/05 02:37 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

why would he stand in the same spot?


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleNoetical
Flip Horrorshow

Registered: 11/28/04
Posts: 9,230
Re: QUICK! a noble prank [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4668293 - 09/16/05 02:38 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Break his spinal column with your bumper as you drive over him and stop while he is underneath


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineSneezingPenis
ACHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!111!
 User Gallery Arcade Champion: BMX Tricks
Registered: 01/15/05
Posts: 15,427
Last seen: 6 months, 17 days
Re: QUICK! a noble prank [Re: dr_gonz]
    #4668294 - 09/16/05 02:39 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

i dont know! thats what i cant get. Also, he is standing next to a car that has been abandoned for about a month now. I guess to make it look like he is broken down or something.

I dont think there is any possible way that this guy has anything but malicious and greedy intentions with what he is doing.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinefaslimy
Dead Man
 User Gallery
Registered: 04/04/04
Posts: 3,436
Last seen: 1 year, 10 months
Re: QUICK! a noble prank [Re: Noetical]
    #4668298 - 09/16/05 02:40 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

^^^


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineTodcasil
rogue DMT elf
Female User Gallery

Registered: 08/09/99
Posts: 16,381
Loc: Crawling on the floor...
Last seen: 3 years, 2 months
Re: QUICK! a noble prank [Re: faslimy]
    #4668305 - 09/16/05 02:42 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

what an asshole.

id throw piss on him and take the money he earned that night.

actually id probably call him out on it and see what he does, be prepare dto fight hehe


--------------------
Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.


~Casil



:cactus:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineSneezingPenis
ACHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!111!
 User Gallery Arcade Champion: BMX Tricks
Registered: 01/15/05
Posts: 15,427
Last seen: 6 months, 17 days
Re: QUICK! a noble prank [Re: faslimy]
    #4668311 - 09/16/05 02:44 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

ok, so far, we have come up with a few ideas, which all involve throwing something on the guy. I dont really want to get out of the car, or anything that takes more than 10 seconds to pull off, because this guy might have a gun or something...idk.
right now, throwing a big cup of piss on him is ranked #1.
vinegar, bleach (on his nice black pants), a big cup of loogie, or a big cup of all that shit mixed together.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineSneezingPenis
ACHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!111!
 User Gallery Arcade Champion: BMX Tricks
Registered: 01/15/05
Posts: 15,427
Last seen: 6 months, 17 days
Re: QUICK! a noble prank [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4668318 - 09/16/05 02:45 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

we also, have to go do this in t-5 minutes, so get your ideas in quick.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineJadian
Ninja
Male User Gallery

Registered: 07/07/05
Posts: 7,404
Loc: The desert
Last seen: 3 months, 30 days
Re: QUICK! a noble prank [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4668321 - 09/16/05 02:45 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Tar and feather him.


--------------------
LNC's official Alaskan stoner
:jackdaniels::drooling::jackdaniels:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineSneezingPenis
ACHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!111!
 User Gallery Arcade Champion: BMX Tricks
Registered: 01/15/05
Posts: 15,427
Last seen: 6 months, 17 days
Re: QUICK! a noble prank [Re: Jadian]
    #4668334 - 09/16/05 02:49 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

we are gulping sprite.....hoping to get atleast 2 big solo cups worth.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineJadian
Ninja
Male User Gallery

Registered: 07/07/05
Posts: 7,404
Loc: The desert
Last seen: 3 months, 30 days
Re: QUICK! a noble prank [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4668348 - 09/16/05 02:54 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I doubt that'd teach him as much of a lesson as he should learn. You should call a tow company and tell them about the car and stuff. Also you could call the cops and have him pulled off the street probably, just tell them you've seen him there doing the same thing.


--------------------
LNC's official Alaskan stoner
:jackdaniels::drooling::jackdaniels:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineSneezingPenis
ACHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!111!
 User Gallery Arcade Champion: BMX Tricks
Registered: 01/15/05
Posts: 15,427
Last seen: 6 months, 17 days
Re: QUICK! a noble prank [Re: Jadian]
    #4668359 - 09/16/05 02:57 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I dont think he has a car, and the cops have already dealt with this guy in some way.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineSneezingPenis
ACHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!111!
 User Gallery Arcade Champion: BMX Tricks
Registered: 01/15/05
Posts: 15,427
Last seen: 6 months, 17 days
Re: QUICK! a noble prank [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4668366 - 09/16/05 02:59 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

ok, well, we have only one solo cup of piss, and now we go forth to attack full force with our urine...

whats worse than getting piss thrown on you? getting two peoples piss thrown on you...


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineMikeOLogical
Doctor ofShroomology
 User Gallery

Registered: 01/31/04
Posts: 4,132
Loc: florida
Last seen: 11 days, 1 hour
Re: QUICK! a noble prank [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4668367 - 09/16/05 02:59 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

wipe your ass with a dollar and give it to him :lol:


--------------------
We got Nothing!
we're no longer selling jars.  :laugh:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleYrtlzmo
Female
Registered: 02/17/04
Posts: 2,623
. [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4668368 - 09/16/05 02:59 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

.


Edited by Yrtlzmo (02/07/13 08:19 AM)


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineTheCow
Stranger

Registered: 10/28/02
Posts: 4,790
Last seen: 9 years, 4 months
Re: QUICK! a noble prank [Re: MikeOLogical]
    #4668418 - 09/16/05 03:10 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

MikeOLogical said:
wipe your ass with a dollar and give it to him :lol:



One time I saw a 10 dollar bill on the ground.  Now it looked like it was stuck to the ground, as it was somewhat windy, and it should have blown away.  So I figured something was up, so I walked on by and got some coffee.  When I came out, I saw a guy pick it up, and underneath it was a large piece of human crap.  Apparently someone took a piece of human feces, put it on the dollar, then the dollar on the ground.  Fairly hillarious, but very odd.  I had this impression it was being filmed on a hidden camera show, however I doubt that happened.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleDragonaut
Fire Marshall

Registered: 06/24/04
Posts: 5,832
Loc: Burn Ward
Re: QUICK! a noble prank [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4668470 - 09/16/05 03:26 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

put the piss in a super-soaker, and spray him. Or better yet, put lighter fluid in there and spray him with that, then throw a match on him.


--------------------
:dragon: See all my Favorite Threads (lots of info)

:alert: ATTENTION NOOBS: ASK ALL YOUR CULTIVATION QUESTIONS HERE :alert:

buy my impulse and vacuum sealers  :pm: <--click


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleAliceDee
-L S D-
Male
Registered: 08/10/03
Posts: 3,957
Re: QUICK! a noble prank [Re: Dragonaut]
    #4668476 - 09/16/05 03:29 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

i say just get a bunch of friends together and woop his ass and rob him...


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineSneezingPenis
ACHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!111!
 User Gallery Arcade Champion: BMX Tricks
Registered: 01/15/05
Posts: 15,427
Last seen: 6 months, 17 days
Re: QUICK! a noble prank [Re: AliceDee]
    #4668497 - 09/16/05 03:38 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

well....sorry i dont have a great story to tell...the guy wasnt there by the time we got there.
We did come up with an addition to the prank of throwing a cup of piss on him. In the car we decided that I was going to scream "YOU GOT AIDS BITCH!"....we figured that would fuck up his whole week instead of his day.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineTubOlucinogens
Stranger

Registered: 06/10/05
Posts: 299
Last seen: 11 years, 10 months
Re: QUICK! a noble prank [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4668515 - 09/16/05 03:44 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

psilocyberin said:
well....sorry i dont have a great story to tell...the guy wasnt there by the time we got there.
We did come up with an addition to the prank of throwing a cup of piss on him. In the car we decided that I was going to scream "YOU GOT AIDS BITCH!"....we figured that would fuck up his whole week instead of his day.




You'd have probably fucked up 6 months of his life that way. :lol:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Jump to top. Pages: 1 | 2 | Next >  [ show all ]

Community >> The Pub

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms
( 1 2 3 4 5 6 all )
robbyberto 8,560 115 09/26/10 11:21 PM
by hidenseek
* Christianity!
( 1 2 3 4 5 all )
ShroomismM
7,745 82 02/01/08 11:01 PM
by Atheist
* Picture a Prank
( 1 2 3 all )
quantummishap 2,516 54 01/14/09 07:27 PM
by rodfarva
* Excellent Article!!!!! (Marijuana Codes: What stoners can learn from Christians) Psilocybeingzz 1,717 11 04/11/07 11:27 AM
by memes
* Prank i pulled at work tonight 40oz 1,176 17 02/28/06 04:45 AM
by JonnyOnTheSpot
* Americans seem very christian????
( 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 all )
polantis 6,694 120 09/24/08 02:28 PM
by sirbojangles
* motherfuckers.
( 1 2 all )
Cepheus 3,353 34 06/01/07 01:13 PM
by RandalFlagg
* Funniest prank you ever pulled
( 1 2 3 all )
Pathos 4,182 41 12/17/04 08:51 AM
by newusername222

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
865 topic views. 12 members, 113 guests and 56 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Toggle Favorite | Print Topic | Stats ]
Search this thread:
Mushrooms.com
Please support our sponsors.

Copyright 1997-2017 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.035 seconds spending 0.006 seconds on 21 queries.