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HaightAshbury
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Any prank suggestions?
#5764416 - 06/18/06 01:56 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ok, so a few months a go a friend decides he's going to fuck with my truck while I'm gone. So he put sliced tomatoes all over my front windshield and mustard on my steering wheel. He also emptied his garbage and a full ashtray into the bed of my truck... Give me some suggestions of how i can get him back... be creative
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lsdandfrisbee
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Punch him in the face.
Or.........
You could be really cruel and put bologna all over his car. The bologna will make the paint peel, and he will be driving a polka-dotted car.
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smear dog shit under the door handles of his car. also, hide a couple of grocery store purchased trout in a discrete area of his room.
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Noetical
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THATS PRETTY GOOD
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: TODAY]
#5764466 - 06/18/06 02:07 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
TODAY said: smear dog shit under the door handles of his car
SO SMEAR DOG SHIT ON YOUR HANDS SO YOU CAN PUT IT UNDER HIS DOOR HANDLES
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: Noetical]
#5764468 - 06/18/06 02:07 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Noetical I remember when you said my posts were shitty. lol
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Noetical
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YOUR ONLINE PERSONA MUST BE EVOLVING
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: Noetical]
#5764484 - 06/18/06 02:11 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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It is. My e-penis is bigger than yours. lol YOU REALLY LIKE CAPS LOCK HUH.
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: Noetical]
#5764489 - 06/18/06 02:13 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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slip the clown 5 or 6 hits of acid, he won't know what the fuck is going on then
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: Noetical]
#5764575 - 06/18/06 02:29 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Noetical said:
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TODAY said: smear dog shit under the door handles of his car
SO SMEAR DOG SHIT ON YOUR HANDS SO YOU CAN PUT IT UNDER HIS DOOR HANDLES
MOST INTELLIGENT PEOPLE WOULD CONISDER OTHER WAYS OF APPLYING DOG SHIT TO DOOR HANDLES THAN GRABBING IT WITH BARE HANDS AND SMEARING.
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ClammyJoe
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Great advice. Dick.
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Kill his family and hide them in his bedroom.
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lsdandfrisbee
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Quote:
DrunkenAttempt said: slip the clown 5 or 6 hits of acid, he won't know what the fuck is going on then
Waste of acid. If someone did that to me and I had shit to do that day, I would beat the living shit outta them. I like to prepare myself before I trip.
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Noetical
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: TODAY]
#5764595 - 06/18/06 02:33 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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UNLESS YOU WANT TO HALF ASS IT AND DO A PISS POOR JOB YOU'D HAVE TO GRAB THE SHIT WITH YOUR HANDS AND GLOVED OR NOT THAT IS FUCKING STUPID
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: Noetical]
#5764599 - 06/18/06 02:33 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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High sticking
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Noetical
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: Gordie_Howe]
#5764609 - 06/18/06 02:35 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Gordie was renowned for his vicious elbows
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: Noetical]
#5764613 - 06/18/06 02:37 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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if you PM me your address i'll photocopy and send to you this amazing sci-fi story I read recently all about Gordie Howe, it was one of the best things I've read in a long time, a really weird story.
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Give him a hug?
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how bad do you want to get him? bleach on the paint super glue in the locks oil on his windows (will ruin the windows) mothballs, sugar, or various other things in the gas tank
~note all of these things will do serious damage and I don't recommend them ...everything he did was reversible
also bologna will only do something if it is hot enough to cook the bologna
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: CosmicFool]
#5764688 - 06/18/06 03:01 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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On one mythbusters episode they were trying to kill a car by putting things in the gas tank.
Sugar didn't do alot, the only thing that totally knackered it was bleach.
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: Mike_yy]
#5764708 - 06/18/06 03:08 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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yeah I seen that episode ...they were trying to help the engine. and mothball did just what I heard it would do... make the engine run great but they didn't run it for long. the mothballs makes the gas a higher octane and therefor burn hotter... if you run the engine long enough it will begin to melt together
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: CosmicFool]
#5764716 - 06/18/06 03:12 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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dude, give him a hitler while he's sleeping. or watch cky2k (any of the video series really) and innovate.
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: CosmicFool]
#5764751 - 06/18/06 03:25 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
CosmicFool said: yeah I seen that shit BLAT BLAT
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A hitler? With feces?
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5764856 - 06/18/06 04:04 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Hella_Tight said:
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CosmicFool said: yeah I seen that shit BLAT BLAT
you know it's strange I don't recall ever saying BLAT BLAT but there I am being quoted on it... thank you for pointing that out Hella. How would any of us managed without that clever remark
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: CosmicFool]
#5764883 - 06/18/06 04:10 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Make some brownies with about 20 crushed exlax pills, and tell him they are pot brownies.
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: CosmicFool]
#5764888 - 06/18/06 04:11 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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CosmicFool said: how bad do you want to get him? bleach on the paint super glue in the locks oil on his windows (will ruin the windows) mothballs, sugar, or various other things in the gas tank
~note all of these things will do serious damage and I don't recommend them ...everything he did was reversible
also bologna will only do something if it is hot enough to cook the bologna
Sugar in the gas tank is almost entirely harmless.
The worst possible scenario is he'll have to replace the fuel pump sock.
Remember, sugar is not soluble in gasoline.
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: Konnrade]
#5764893 - 06/18/06 04:13 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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But feces is...
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5764899 - 06/18/06 04:14 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Also you could get a massive amount of feces, pour it on his car, and then wrap his car in saran wrap.
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OR you could rub feces all over his steering wheel then wrap that up.
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I'd skin his face and wear it as a mask like in Devil's Rejects. That'd get him good!!
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5764916 - 06/18/06 04:19 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Or better yet, use duct tape so he can't see it, he'll be like "Ah man, what the hell is this tape doing on here?"
Then he'll start taking off and he'll be like "Damn something smells like shit, OH SHIT, IT'S ALL OVER MY HANDS."
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: Konnrade]
#5764917 - 06/18/06 04:20 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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well that's good to know. I only put that one in because most people have heard of it. I've never tried it myself so I wouldn't know but I'm sure it's not going to do any good in there.
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: Ythan]
#5764918 - 06/18/06 04:20 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ythan said: I'd skin his face and wear it as a mask like in Devil's Rejects. That'd get him good!!
I like my "kill his family and hide them in his bedroom" suggestion more than that.
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5764922 - 06/18/06 04:21 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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What if he doesn't have a family though? My idea is foolproof.
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5764924 - 06/18/06 04:21 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I got a better idea. Take about 10 exlax pills, and drink lots of fluid and eat lots of food. When its time to go, find his car, open it up, and let loose.
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A prank isn't funny unless it involves dead family members.
Like when Cartman killed that kids parents, then ground them up and fed them to him. OMG ULTIMATE BURNAGE.
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5764934 - 06/18/06 04:25 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah man that was a pretty awesome burn. And then he bragged about it to Bart Simpson ahahaha
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supra
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: Ythan]
#5764942 - 06/18/06 04:28 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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go to the hardware store and buy that spray cement stuff for filling cracks in concrete....then go around his car sealing all of his doors shut with it, seems it would be a bitch to get off...
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: supra]
#5766353 - 06/19/06 12:40 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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i hear theres this thing you can make inside of a water bottle where you put eggs, ketchup, mustard, and what ever else you can find that will rot and produce gasses as it decomposes, seal it tight, then put it somewhree where he wont find it ( like underneath his car seat or something) and in a few days it will explode. youll have to look more online for exact details.
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: darkstar45]
#5766397 - 06/19/06 12:59 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Or just mix all that shit up, fill the rest of the space up with black powder and stick a fuse in it.
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5766437 - 06/19/06 01:09 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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HELLA_TIGHT said: Or just mix all that shit up, fill the rest of the space up with black powder and stick a fuse in it.
That's far more reliable.
I'd just tape rotten eggs to some m80's and unleash explosive hell on the interior of the car.
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: Konnrade]
#5766470 - 06/19/06 01:18 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Or visit the dollar store. I am most serious on this, if your a cheap ass. Get a dozen or so cans of shaving cream, and stick em in the freezer for a few days. Carefully remove the bottom, and place frozen containers of shaving cream in trunk/glovebox/wherever. As it defrosts, it will expand quite nicely.
you could also fill his car will crumpled newspaper, apply lots of water.
Cut the asses out of all his pants. Do small things, that he will notice only after paying attention, eg: rotate things slightly; write things on mirrors with your finger, so when it fogs up, you get messages.
You could always go old school, and say: Dye his hair, remove his hair, replace removed hair to other parts of body; put gelatin and warm water in the toilet; drop odd shit in his drinks, such as, but not limited to: rubber bands, little figures, batteries, used crayons, little pieces of paper, pennies, sand, and ofcourse, salt.
Or, check out google.
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: Vatharul]
#5766663 - 06/19/06 02:28 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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buy a couple of kittens and lock them , leave them die in his car they will slowly swell and burst and spray all kinds of liquids everywhere smell pretty rank too i know cause my poodle is a kitten killer, she bites them till they start dripping juices then runs off to look for more :E
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: grphish]
#5767692 - 06/19/06 11:28 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sew all his jeans up at the knee so when he tries to get dressed his leg just gets stuck half way. Piss in his mouthwash bottle. Acquire some maggots/crickets and scatter them all over his car/bedroom/grandmother. Roll a spliff out of your pubic hair and make him smoke it.
Or failing that, if he smokes weed then give him a bong with petrol where the water should be!
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4 shrimp, tuna juice, lemon juice
put all in blender
blend til smooth
filter out the liquid
place liquid in syringe
inject his car seats
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: goobler]
#5767817 - 06/19/06 12:14 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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ahahahahahahahahah
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5767821 - 06/19/06 12:15 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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it works very very well
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: goobler]
#5767837 - 06/19/06 12:20 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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get him piss drunk. After he passes out stick a rubber cock up his ass.
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: danliten]
#5767841 - 06/19/06 12:21 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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oh and take a pic and post it at his favorite web site LOL
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: danliten]
#5767845 - 06/19/06 12:22 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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uh, you got issues man
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: danliten]
#5767874 - 06/19/06 12:30 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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*real cock, thats the ultimate prank
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5767887 - 06/19/06 12:34 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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na see thats just gay, but a carrot or a pickle thats just slap nut funny.
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: goobler]
#5767889 - 06/19/06 12:35 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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lol well start with the saram wrap over the toilet seat. Steal his gas cap off his car. Place dog turd where gas caps supposed to be. Stick pop sickle sticks in key holes and break off and super glue. Flatten all tires(not pop). o and if he has a g/f tell her that hes been cheating on her for the past month with the fat bar tender down the street.
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So he put sliced tomatoes all over my front windshield and mustard on my steering wheel. He also emptied his garbage and a full ashtray into the bed of my truck... Give me some suggestions of how i can get him back... be creative
That is hardcore evil prankery.
No more mr nice guy, let's show him that shroomerites aren't people to mess with!
Take a mayonnaise jar with a plastic lid (any glass jar with a plastic lid. Not metal, plastic!)
Pour an inch of vinegar into the jar. Now put a quarter pound or so of cow-butter into it. No margarine or anything else, it has to be real butter made from cow's milk.
Now close the jar really tight. Next thing you do it warm it up in hot water until the butter melts. You can do this under a running hot faucet. Now swirl it around a bit.
Now comes the hard part: let it sit for two weeks or so in a warm place.
The chemical reaction between the vinegar and the butter evolves no gases, so there won't be a pressure buildup in the jar.
What happens in the jar however is a process that is halfway between "butyric cadaver putrefaction" and "post-mortem adipose saponification" What this means is that the contents of your jar will start REEKING INTO THE HIGH HEAVENS.
Said mixture of 1/8 lb vinegar and 1/4 lb cow-butter will have the offensiveness of either a rotting dog corpse, or the diarrhoea and vomit of five lactose intolerant cats fed a bowl of milk. It is important to realize that while this stuff stinks like liquid death it is not poisonous and carries no germs.
The liquid is highly persistent: whatever you spill it on will reek of it for weeks on end. Washing soda neutralizes the odor.
If you are in any way human then fill a plastic bag with TP, pour the liquid on that and put the bag in his truck. Do NOT spill the contents on his car upholstery because you will make a bitter enemy that way. So really don't pour this shite onto anything of value, but rather put it onto something that won't leak and put it in his truck.
When he opens it it will be as if he gets slapped in the face with a cadaver.
Hippies used this mixture of aged cowbutter in vinegar to stench-attack places that reeked already, such as government buildings.
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: danliten]
#5768122 - 06/19/06 01:56 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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danliten said: na see thats just gay, but a carrot or a pickle thats just slap nut funny.
it's only gay if they cuddle afterwards
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