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darkstar45
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: supra]
#5766353 - 06/19/06 12:40 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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i hear theres this thing you can make inside of a water bottle where you put eggs, ketchup, mustard, and what ever else you can find that will rot and produce gasses as it decomposes, seal it tight, then put it somewhree where he wont find it ( like underneath his car seat or something) and in a few days it will explode. youll have to look more online for exact details.
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: darkstar45]
#5766397 - 06/19/06 12:59 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Or just mix all that shit up, fill the rest of the space up with black powder and stick a fuse in it.
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Konnrade
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5766437 - 06/19/06 01:09 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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HELLA_TIGHT said: Or just mix all that shit up, fill the rest of the space up with black powder and stick a fuse in it.
That's far more reliable.
I'd just tape rotten eggs to some m80's and unleash explosive hell on the interior of the car.
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: Konnrade]
#5766470 - 06/19/06 01:18 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Or visit the dollar store. I am most serious on this, if your a cheap ass. Get a dozen or so cans of shaving cream, and stick em in the freezer for a few days. Carefully remove the bottom, and place frozen containers of shaving cream in trunk/glovebox/wherever. As it defrosts, it will expand quite nicely.
you could also fill his car will crumpled newspaper, apply lots of water.
Cut the asses out of all his pants. Do small things, that he will notice only after paying attention, eg: rotate things slightly; write things on mirrors with your finger, so when it fogs up, you get messages.
You could always go old school, and say: Dye his hair, remove his hair, replace removed hair to other parts of body; put gelatin and warm water in the toilet; drop odd shit in his drinks, such as, but not limited to: rubber bands, little figures, batteries, used crayons, little pieces of paper, pennies, sand, and ofcourse, salt.
Or, check out google.
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: Vatharul]
#5766663 - 06/19/06 02:28 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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buy a couple of kittens and lock them , leave them die in his car they will slowly swell and burst and spray all kinds of liquids everywhere smell pretty rank too i know cause my poodle is a kitten killer, she bites them till they start dripping juices then runs off to look for more :E
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: grphish]
#5767692 - 06/19/06 11:28 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sew all his jeans up at the knee so when he tries to get dressed his leg just gets stuck half way. Piss in his mouthwash bottle. Acquire some maggots/crickets and scatter them all over his car/bedroom/grandmother. Roll a spliff out of your pubic hair and make him smoke it.
Or failing that, if he smokes weed then give him a bong with petrol where the water should be!
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goobler
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4 shrimp, tuna juice, lemon juice
put all in blender
blend til smooth
filter out the liquid
place liquid in syringe
inject his car seats
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: goobler]
#5767817 - 06/19/06 12:14 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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ahahahahahahahahah
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5767821 - 06/19/06 12:15 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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it works very very well
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danliten
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: goobler]
#5767837 - 06/19/06 12:20 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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get him piss drunk. After he passes out stick a rubber cock up his ass.
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danliten
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: danliten]
#5767841 - 06/19/06 12:21 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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oh and take a pic and post it at his favorite web site LOL
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goobler
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: danliten]
#5767845 - 06/19/06 12:22 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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uh, you got issues man
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: danliten]
#5767874 - 06/19/06 12:30 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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*real cock, thats the ultimate prank
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danliten
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5767887 - 06/19/06 12:34 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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na see thats just gay, but a carrot or a pickle thats just slap nut funny.
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: goobler]
#5767889 - 06/19/06 12:35 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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lol well start with the saram wrap over the toilet seat. Steal his gas cap off his car. Place dog turd where gas caps supposed to be. Stick pop sickle sticks in key holes and break off and super glue. Flatten all tires(not pop). o and if he has a g/f tell her that hes been cheating on her for the past month with the fat bar tender down the street.
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So he put sliced tomatoes all over my front windshield and mustard on my steering wheel. He also emptied his garbage and a full ashtray into the bed of my truck... Give me some suggestions of how i can get him back... be creative
That is hardcore evil prankery.
No more mr nice guy, let's show him that shroomerites aren't people to mess with!
Take a mayonnaise jar with a plastic lid (any glass jar with a plastic lid. Not metal, plastic!)
Pour an inch of vinegar into the jar. Now put a quarter pound or so of cow-butter into it. No margarine or anything else, it has to be real butter made from cow's milk.
Now close the jar really tight. Next thing you do it warm it up in hot water until the butter melts. You can do this under a running hot faucet. Now swirl it around a bit.
Now comes the hard part: let it sit for two weeks or so in a warm place.
The chemical reaction between the vinegar and the butter evolves no gases, so there won't be a pressure buildup in the jar.
What happens in the jar however is a process that is halfway between "butyric cadaver putrefaction" and "post-mortem adipose saponification" What this means is that the contents of your jar will start REEKING INTO THE HIGH HEAVENS.
Said mixture of 1/8 lb vinegar and 1/4 lb cow-butter will have the offensiveness of either a rotting dog corpse, or the diarrhoea and vomit of five lactose intolerant cats fed a bowl of milk. It is important to realize that while this stuff stinks like liquid death it is not poisonous and carries no germs.
The liquid is highly persistent: whatever you spill it on will reek of it for weeks on end. Washing soda neutralizes the odor.
If you are in any way human then fill a plastic bag with TP, pour the liquid on that and put the bag in his truck. Do NOT spill the contents on his car upholstery because you will make a bitter enemy that way. So really don't pour this shite onto anything of value, but rather put it onto something that won't leak and put it in his truck.
When he opens it it will be as if he gets slapped in the face with a cadaver.
Hippies used this mixture of aged cowbutter in vinegar to stench-attack places that reeked already, such as government buildings.
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Re: Any prank suggestions? [Re: danliten]
#5768122 - 06/19/06 01:56 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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danliten said: na see thats just gay, but a carrot or a pickle thats just slap nut funny.
it's only gay if they cuddle afterwards
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