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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Funny Army Prank
    #4537249 - 08/15/05 11:16 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

My friend Jay has a friend named Trevor who's over in Iraq right now.  Between getting drunk and being afraid, they have a lot of spare time and so they just play lots of pranks on each other. One night they sandbagged a guy's room completely shut, all the windows and doors.  But the funniest prank..

Someone hacked into Trevor's e-mail account and sent an e-mail out to his entire address book, all friends and family.  The e-mail was a long explanation of how being faced with the possible end of his life in Iraq he just wanted everyone to know that he was gay. :lol:  Even his mom got it.


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Re: Funny Army Prank [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4537262 - 08/15/05 11:20 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

:lol:  Damn, that is pretty funny.

Something like that happened to a kid I went to highschool with, but the email was so implausible that no one thought there was a possibility of it being real.


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Re: Funny Army Prank [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4537263 - 08/15/05 11:21 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Was the "someone" who hacked into his account you??

He's got some 'splaining to do when he gets home haha


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Re: Funny Army Prank [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4537269 - 08/15/05 11:22 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I think they take their army prankin; so seriously that they take the time to craft really good e-mails. I'll see if I can get a copy of it.


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-Erik Davis


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Re: Funny Army Prank [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4537281 - 08/15/05 11:25 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Army guys are funny as hell.

When I stayed in Germany with my friend who was stationed there, since he was a medic, we all hung out with medic's.  They had the weekends off, and got RIPPING drunk Friday and Saturday night.  Sunday, they would all IV themselves to replenish fluids for marching the next day.  :lol:

They always offered me the drip for my hangovers, but I politely refused.


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Re: Funny Army Prank [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4537287 - 08/15/05 11:28 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Sunday, they would all IV themselves to replenish fluids for marching the next day.

That's brilliant!!! :lol:

Where's a drip when you need one!


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Re: Funny Army Prank [Re: trendal]
    #4537292 - 08/15/05 11:30 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Seriously! That's one of the best things I've heard in a while. Just get riproaring drunk and flush your system for the morning...sounds so much easier than the way I have to deal with getting too drunk.


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-Erik Davis


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Re: Funny Army Prank [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4537296 - 08/15/05 11:32 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I can already see the newspaper headlines...

"Drunk Breaks Into Hospital - Steals IV Drip Bags" :lol:

But seriously, that's one of the coolest ideas I've heard in a while! Provided, of course, you know how to give yourself an IV :smirk:


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Re: Funny Army Prank [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4537297 - 08/15/05 11:33 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

It was fucking nuts. And the one guy I roomed with had to shoot himself with penicillin everyday, or he couldn't pee because it burned too bad.

Apparently, German girls go crazy over black guys. Cause I was only there for 3 weeks, and that guy banged out like 4 different girls.


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Re: Funny Army Prank [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4537300 - 08/15/05 11:34 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Something about that makes sense to me.


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-Erik Davis


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Re: Funny Army Prank [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4537310 - 08/15/05 11:38 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Germans are the worlds second biggest consumers of hip hop. I was there when Eminem's single "Guess Who's Back" was big, and I must've heard it 7 million times.


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Re: Funny Army Prank [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4537316 - 08/15/05 11:40 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I wanna hear Germans sing along to hip hop!


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-Erik Davis


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Re: Funny Army Prank [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4537326 - 08/15/05 11:44 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Apparently, German girls go crazy over black guys. Cause I was only there for 3 weeks, and that guy banged out like 4 different girls.




I can confirm that. I know two girls from Germany living here now and whenever they see a black dude at a bar, they always jump on his nuts.


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Re: Funny Army Prank [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4537328 - 08/15/05 11:45 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

It was funny.... all the German girls we hung out with spoke broken English, but new all the hip hop slang.

For example, I was really drunk and puking, and this one girl asked me, in slow, heavily accented English, "Vhy are you...... trippin'?"


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Re: Funny Army Prank [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4537388 - 08/15/05 12:16 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

If I've ever had any reason to join the armed forces I'd join for the travel. those guys go everywhere. I work with a dude that's been to soemthin like 137 countries, he said the chicks just line up for em too. I wonder if we send our troops condoms?


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Re: Funny Army Prank [Re: Cowgold]
    #4537398 - 08/15/05 12:19 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I think so.  The guys that I stayed with had a big ass kleenex box filled with condoms.  Well, half-filled.  But it was probably full at one time. :smirk:


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Re: Funny Army Prank [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4537928 - 08/15/05 03:00 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

electrode said:
It was funny.... all the German girls we hung out with spoke broken English, but new all the hip hop slang.

For example, I was really drunk and puking, and this one girl asked me, in slow, heavily accented English, "Vhy    are    you...... trippin'?"




:lol:


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