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hookin up on myspace
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how do you guys do that? do you juts find profiles you like, and click the "instant message" button and just start talkin?

and how do you find people who are online... i went to "browse" and did the category thing to find people near me and had it organized by "last loggin", but whos actually online is kinda dispersed


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Re: hookin up on myspace [Re: eligal]
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:nonono:  You can do better than stupid MySpace whores.


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Re: hookin up on myspace [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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no i cant.

if i could i wouldnt be posting this...


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"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: hookin up on myspace [Re: eligal]
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There are actually a few cool people on myspace... the cool thing about it is that people who I kind of just barely knew have become actual friends.

It's not like myspace will magically get you laid either. Girls won't find you any more interesting or attractive just because you're using a popular website. There's no secret "hook up code" or anything, just talk to them.


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Re: hookin up on myspace [Re: Phluck]
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well i tend to be less shy online, so it might help me get to know more girls


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"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: hookin up on myspace [Re: eligal]
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some girls wont add you as a friend unless you message them first.

I usually hit 'add to friends' if I see something I like, and if she doesn't put me on her friends list I forget about it. But if she does put me on her friends list I'll start chattin it up.

also, you can filter your search in the 'browse' section to include only females between the ages of 18-25 who are single and less than 10 miles from your zip code. Makes things a lot easier.

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Re: hookin up on myspace [Re: eligal]
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girls I know always complain about random dudes sending them messages. I think you're best off sending messages to people that are friends with your friends...not random chicks.

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Re: hookin up on myspace [Re: Vvellum]
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yeah, just ike they complain about random dudes hitting on them at bars. But if its a guy they like, then thats OK. But you don't know unless you try. If, after you try, she likes you, then you are a mac daddy. If she doesn't like you after you hit on her, then you are an asshole for even thinking about it.

damn women and their double standards.

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Re: hookin up on myspace [Re: Vvellum]
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If you're going to send a random message to someone, you have to not come across as a creep.

I've had a bunch of different girls randomly send me messages as well, so I guess just try to make yourself look good in your profile and that'll increase your odds.


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"I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson
http://phluck.is-after.us

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Re: hookin up on myspace [Re: Phluck]
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so do you send instant messages or what? or go to a chat place?
i have no idea about myspace... sofar ie just been usin as an artist page


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: hookin up on myspace [Re: eligal]
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eligal said:
how do you guys do that? do you juts find profiles you like, and click the "instant message" button and just start talking?

and how do you find people who are online... i went to "browse" and did the category thing to find people near me and had it organized by "last loggin", but whos actually online is kinda dispersed


OK here is what you should do. First make yourself a descent looking profile, girls want something interesting to read and look at. You know, make a profile that will catch their attention when they look you up.

Now your ready to look for someone your interested in. Do searches using criteria you select. Try a bunch of different things, their are a lot of interesting girls on myspace (as well as not so interesting :smile:. When you find someone your interested in, read her profile, get to know her a bit before you message her (you can read most profiles in about 5 minutes or less). Now you have an idea of who she is, what she likes, etc. So now you need to send her a message. Send a normal message, they don't need to be online, they'll get it whenever they sign on. Just make sure you look through profiles of people who have been on within the last few days to make sure they're active.

Anyways, send them a simple message. Use things that you read about her on her profile to ask her questions about herself. Maybe e you find something she likes or does that you also enjoy and could bring it up. I dunno whatever your style is. But girls hate random messages that say "I saw your profile and think your good looking." You need to message them about something personal, that way you don't come of as "the average guy" who is only looking for a myspace hook up. But you don't want to ask something too personal either.

If they reply, carry on the conversation and add her to your list. Once she joins you for convo., she will def put you on her list and plus you will be up there above all the random guys on her list who were just random myspace friends. Now you have the advantage of catching her attention through conversation.

LOL....good luck.


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Re: hookin up on myspace [Re: eligal]
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Just say on your profile you have an 11 inch penis.

The rest of the work will be done for you.


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Re: hookin up on myspace [Re: Akira]
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GodsEntelechy said:
eligal said:
how do you guys do that? do you juts find profiles you like, and click the "instant message" button and just start talking?

and how do you find people who are online... i went to "browse" and did the category thing to find people near me and had it organized by "last loggin", but whos actually online is kinda dispersed


OK here is what you should do. First make yourself a descent looking profile, girls want something interesting to read and look at. You know, make a profile that will catch their attention when they look you up.

Now your ready to look for someone your interested in. Do searches using criteria you select. Try a bunch of different things, their are a lot of interesting girls on myspace (as well as not so interesting :smile:. When you find someone your interested in, read her profile, get to know her a bit before you message her (you can read most profiles in about 5 minutes or less). Now you have an idea of who she is, what she likes, etc. So now you need to send her a message. Send a normal message, they don't need to be online, they'll get it whenever they sign on. Just make sure you look through profiles of people who have been on within the last few days to make sure they're active.

Anyways, send them a simple message. Use things that you read about her on her profile to ask her questions about herself. Maybe e you find something she likes or does that you also enjoy and could bring it up. I dunno whatever your style is. But girls hate random messages that say "I saw your profile and think your good looking." You need to message them about something personal, that way you don't come of as "the average guy" who is only looking for a myspace hook up. But you don't want to ask something too personal either.

If they reply, carry on the conversation and add her to your list. Once she joins you for convo., she will def put you on her list and plus you will be up there above all the random guys on her list who were just random myspace friends. Now you have the advantage of catching her attention through conversation.

LOL....good luck.


nice, thanx man!  :thumbup:
im gonna try this out soon :grin:


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: hookin up on myspace [Re: eligal]
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common sense i think..

Dont treat her like an object, talk to her, find something interesting.. all these rich dick party dudes with 278 porn star looking girls on their friend list piss me off.

Myspace is a goodway to network around the world and at home.


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Re: hookin up on myspace [Re: Phluck]
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Phluck said:
so I guess just try to make yourself look good in your profile and that'll increase your odds.


:foreheadslap: 

I talk about how I like firearms, I have a picture of Ron Jeremy (the porn star) on there, my main picture is me flipping the bird, I talk about my homicidal fantasies, and I discuss my love of the Maury Povich show.

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Re: hookin up on myspace [Re: RandalFlagg]
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I've met a lot of cool people through that site.

Yes, message them first.


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Re: hookin up on myspace [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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OneMoreRobot3021 said:
:nonono:  You can do better than stupid MySpace whores.


My last girlfriend was a complete sweetheart, and I met her off myspace. :P


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Re: hookin up on myspace [Re: Phluck]
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Phluck said:
There's no secret "hook up code" or anything, just talk to them.


Don't listen to Phluck, the Hook Up Code is up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start.

Trust me.


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Re: hookin up on myspace [Re: drtyfrnk]
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Hell yea myspace is for people without a voice. Its like people want you to read all about them and demolish the real getting to know each other part. If you judge someone by the bullshit they say the dolike on myspace, then you fall for peoples shit too easliy. They usually forget to mention the dance around their house in their shitstained underwear and what not. Im just kidding, i just think Myspace is THE FAKEST THING EVER CREATED.
The only thing ive ever found useful about myspace is ive found a few ghetto kids with ghetto profiles to sell me some buds from a nearby town (but it was ghetto bud too just like i should've expected from a kids who calls himself "Honesdale's (farming town near me) Numba one stunna".

Youre not gonna meet a girl any easier on the computer then going out and meeting them. Maybe if you talk to them for a little bit online, like an hour should be good, and invite em out on a real date soon after, you'll have a better chance then blabbing on AOL. Wanna know why, women love assholes and i cant express the sarcasm they love to hear online. ONLY KIDDING, i just mean its harder to make jokes funny and use facial expressions and diff tones of voice, anything that makes you more interesting (maybe thats what you gotta practice more, being comfortable and outgoing around women). They love when youre honest w/them, so if theyre hot, they know they are, its not something you should refrain from telling them. Plus you dont want a chat buddy, you want a fuck buddy. Make things as sweet as possible, but also as quik as possible. Early bird gets his worm sucked. . .or however the phrase goes

But seriously, 99.9% of people who use myspace, or their profile are fake or just a way to make themselves seem cool w/cheap animations and gay links and "love (aka slut) purity tests" and "what type of alcohalic beverage test". Haha, be careful dont fall in love with someones profile like a lot of my wierd friends try to, unless the bitch is that hot cuz its hard to listen to what hot girls say anyway so at least you have myspace to go by when trying to make convo w/hot girls when its not quite time to go down their pants yet.


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Re: hookin up on myspace [Re: kingofthemtn151]
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kingofthemtn151 said:
Hell yea myspace is for people without a voice.


Clay has a voice.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=1471607


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