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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14247454 - 04/06/11 01:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

LOL, Snoop Dogg voices a white pimp in that episode, Alabaster Jones...The ep is named "Ho Yeah!", LOLOLOL


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: shLong]
    #14247464 - 04/06/11 01:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:lol: doin the most with what they could that show twaseth


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: shLong]
    #14247475 - 04/06/11 01:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

shLong i think you know every episode plot and name by heart this is like the fifth  thread ive seen you naming off episode detain :wink:


@ OP :picdidnthappen:, i dont think asking for info/pics for a friend could hurt unless you ended up not sending business her way. Id have a fake name for your friend if she ever asked.


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: asm0309]
    #14247557 - 04/06/11 01:53 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Oh shit, I almost forgot.

To put a picture of my third nipple in the thread

:facepalm: Sorry guys, I've got a lot on my mind.

isn't it just adorable? Wonder how much she'd charge to lick ol' thirdie for me?


Edited by lil_demented (04/06/11 01:54 PM)


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented]
    #14247613 - 04/06/11 02:05 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:awenuhuh:


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: ModularMind]
    #14256796 - 04/08/11 01:21 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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ModularMind said:
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lil_demented said:
I went to the dollar store last night




Best part.



you saying best part = best part


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: thissongis]
    #14256835 - 04/08/11 01:37 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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thissongis said:
Quote:

ModularMind said:
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lil_demented said:
I went to the dollar store last night




Best part.



you saying best part = best part




Best Part

:Awemazing:


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: McMushrooms420]
    #14256844 - 04/08/11 01:41 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I guess I gotta call this bitch tomorrow and get a pic of her.
I feel like I've let ya'll down. :facepalm:


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented]
    #14256853 - 04/08/11 01:44 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

You never should pay for pussy that youve already payed for. Im sure you bought her a meal or 2 200 when you dated


Edited by thissongis (04/08/11 01:44 AM)


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: thissongis]
    #14256862 - 04/08/11 01:47 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

demented, if your Ex is anywhere near me you should hook me up with her


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: thissongis]
    #14256863 - 04/08/11 01:48 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I'm not gonna call her to get some. I just wanna hang out and get a picture of her.
She was always cool to chill with and I haven't hung out with her in years.


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: Plutonian]
    #14256872 - 04/08/11 01:52 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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demented, if your Ex is anywhere near me you should hook me up with her




I would, she said she wanted me to get her some business but I'm probably not any where near you.


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented]
    #14256875 - 04/08/11 01:56 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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I guess I gotta call this bitch tomorrow and get a pic of her.
I feel like I've let ya'll down. :facepalm:


you did..you cannot say sexy redhead with nice titties and not prove it.:fishsmack:


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented]
    #14256892 - 04/08/11 02:05 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:popcorn::awenuhuh:

Dude I have seriously laughed so hard at BOTH the OP AND the subsequent responses to this thread that my abdominal muscles are cramping and i fear I may have to take another magnesium pill.....

Fucken A MAN!!!!

Do what Lawrence would do and pay for  her and another chick to double up on a dude like you.....  :aweyeah:
2 chicks at the same time!
It would probably take at least 65 dollars and a couple tallboys though....

FUCKEN A MAN!!!!!


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #14256904 - 04/08/11 02:10 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Really? You think I could get all that for 65 bucks? :strokebeard:


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented]
    #14256927 - 04/08/11 02:18 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

lil_demented have you checked to see if see is on facebook or any of the social sites?  Or maybe she's hidden on craig's list somewhere.  The hookers have pics on cl don't they?


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented]
    #14256935 - 04/08/11 02:20 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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I went to the dollar store last night with a buddy and I was waiting in the car in front of the door.

Some chick walks up to my car and smacks my driver's window. Scared the shit out of my BTW.
Thought I got hit by another car for a second there.

Anyway... I look out the window and see my ex girl friend, we'll call her Sally.
(Sally's a smokin hot redhead with little titties)
She tells me to get out and give her a hug, damn she smelled good too, lookin hotter than ever.

I ask her how she's been doing and then she goes into this big spill about how she's running
her own escort service now and was wondering if I knew anyone who was intrested cause she needs some business.

I'm like, WTF? Escort service? And she just winks at me and says "Yeah, escort."

I always knew the girl was a hoe, but I would have never figgured she'd sell herself out like that.

She had a large guy friend standing a few feet away just watching her talk to me, then he comes over and says whats up.
I used to buy weed from the guy but now it looks like he's her pimp. :shrug:

Long story short... I got her phone number and the phone number for her very large guy friend that was with her.
I didn't ask for it either, they just wrote their numbers down and gave it to me.

Someone talk me out of this, I'm seriously considering calling her to get a  :blowme:.
She was always really good at it. Wonder what she charges. I never paid for sex before.
What does a BJ go for now adays anyway?





LOL

keep as far away from that as possible bro

run, don't walk, RUN in the other direction.


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: Downer45]
    #14256942 - 04/08/11 02:23 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Actually, I did search for her the other day on facebook.
Didn't check CL though.

Honestly, I don't think this girl is smart enough to run her "business" like that.


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented]
    #14257857 - 04/08/11 10:28 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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lil_demented said:
Quote:

candidguy said:
demented, if your Ex is anywhere near me you should hook me up with her




I would, she said she wanted me to get her some business but I'm probably not any where near you.




Whats an area code from your state? :laugh:


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: abltsandwich]
    #14257887 - 04/08/11 10:34 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Better question, lil_d...who is this artist?


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