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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: shLong]
    #14257947 - 04/08/11 10:54 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Oh oh oh!  I know who that is!


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: abltsandwich]
    #14257956 - 04/08/11 10:56 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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abltsandwich said:
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lil_demented said:
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candidguy said:
demented, if your Ex is anywhere near me you should hook me up with her




I would, she said she wanted me to get her some business but I'm probably not any where near you.




Whats an area code from your state? :laugh:




803, are you any where near me?


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: shLong]
    #14257998 - 04/08/11 11:06 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Better question, lil_d...who is this artist?





No clue, I found the picture in a thread on this site somewhere.


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented]
    #14258007 - 04/08/11 11:07 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Speaking of pics, did we get any of the hooker yet?


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: Doc_T]
    #14258049 - 04/08/11 11:18 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I should have called her while I was fucked up. Now I don't even want to talk to her.


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented]
    #14258348 - 04/08/11 12:30 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

You should go to the local bars - find rich drunk business men - offer them the smokin red head for $1000 a night - go pick her up and pay her her $100 or whatever and go buy loads a good shit with your $900 profit.

Hell she asked u for customers - opportunity knocks bromo.


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: nice1]
    #14258375 - 04/08/11 12:35 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Pics?


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented] * 1
    #14258461 - 04/08/11 12:53 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

It's Jim Woodring, the drawing is called The Artist's Eye Intaglio.


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: nice1]
    #14258574 - 04/08/11 01:29 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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You should go to the local bars - find rich drunk business men - offer them the smokin red head for $1000 a night - go pick her up and pay her her $100 or whatever and go buy loads a good shit with your $900 profit.

Hell she asked u for customers - opportunity knocks bromo.




I like the way you think. :strokebeard:


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented]
    #14258599 - 04/08/11 01:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Until said drunk dude mentions he paid a 1000 bucks and the big black dude comes looking for you and his cut.


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: 4runner]
    #14258612 - 04/08/11 01:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Until said drunk dude mentions he paid a 1000 bucks and the big black dude comes looking for you and his cut.




Damn, your right. I think nice1 is trying to get me beat down for the lulz. :shakefist:


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented]
    #14258793 - 04/08/11 02:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Dude, whatever you do,,,,,
keep that pimp hand strong.
Sometimes ya just got to slap a ho.


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented]
    #14260081 - 04/08/11 06:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Fuck that black dudes cut.

His cut is you cutting him the fuck up if he wants to get cheeky.


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: noticeofeviction]
    #14261002 - 04/08/11 10:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Pics?




This thread continues to fail at not sucking.


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: Doc_T]
    #14261030 - 04/08/11 10:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I didn't think this thread could depress me because i've had an ex who hooked and whatever ways i may have been bothered by it i got over it


but damn, reading this thread made me :feelsbadman:


i dont even know


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: Doc_T]
    #14261073 - 04/08/11 10:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Doc_T said:
Quote:

noticeofeviction said:
Pics?




This thread continues to fail at not sucking.




Is this a pun at me not getting my dick sucked by my ex girlfriend/current hooker hookup?
Damn. I'm drunk and that kinda still made sense.


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: Doc_T]
    #14261147 - 04/08/11 11:05 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Doc_T said:
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noticeofeviction said:
Pics?




This thread continues to fail at not sucking.




Yeah, and you kept that trend going.


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