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Apparently my ex is good lookin. * 2
    #14246492 - 04/06/11 08:51 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I had to do it. :shrug:


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented]
    #14246512 - 04/06/11 08:55 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I donno man couldn't tell you the going rate of a good blow nowadays but you should find out for us :borat:


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: twighead]
    #14246516 - 04/06/11 08:56 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:facepalm:


Edited by shLong (03/03/12 11:45 PM)


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: shLong]
    #14246525 - 04/06/11 08:58 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

If I asked "how much" wouldn't I be obligated to do it?


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented]
    #14246526 - 04/06/11 08:58 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Obligatory "pics or it didn't happen".


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented]
    #14246527 - 04/06/11 08:58 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

lil_demented said:
(Sally's a smokin hot redhead with little titties)...lookin hotter than ever.




Pics?


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: abltsandwich]
    #14246539 - 04/06/11 09:01 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: shLong]
    #14246552 - 04/06/11 09:04 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I got no pics, maybe I could get some by telling her that my buddy is intrested but he wants to see a picture of her and get a price range...

I'm a little scared of her though. Back in the day she tried to stab a friend of mine for calling her a bitch.
So I gotta be on my P's and Q's so I don't loose any of my precious blood.


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented]
    #14246582 - 04/06/11 09:13 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i dunno man, it is always the good looking ones who are the craziest.

is a bj from a chick who is okay with stabbing people EVER a good bj?


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented]
    #14246587 - 04/06/11 09:15 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

lil_demented said:
I'm a little scared of her though. Back in the day she tried to stab a friend of mine for calling her a bitch.
So I gotta be on my P's and Q's so I don't loose any of my precious blood.



Don't worry man, only women bleed.

Anyway, her sex sounds like water. Paying for something that used to be free.


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented]
    #14246615 - 04/06/11 09:23 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

lil_demented said:
I got no pics, maybe I could get some by telling her that my buddy is intrested but he wants to see a picture of her and get a price range...

I'm a little scared of her though. Back in the day she tried to stab a friend of mine for calling her a bitch.
So I gotta be on my P's and Q's so I don't loose any of my precious blood.






She'll cut off your johnson!


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: CheeseBurgler]
    #14246653 - 04/06/11 09:40 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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YouKnowEdDavis said:
i dunno man, it is always the good looking ones who are the craziest.

is a bj from a chick who is okay with stabbing people EVER a good bj?




If you like living on the (knife)edge.


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented]
    #14246688 - 04/06/11 09:52 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Proceed with the following instructions and this thread will prosper:
  • Call your ex and tell her to come over
  • pics
  • pay for service
  • more picz0rz?


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: mellowparty]
    #14246696 - 04/06/11 09:55 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

idk man, if you've already kinda worn that out i don't see the point in paying to revisit. :shrug:


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: millzy] * 1
    #14246707 - 04/06/11 09:59 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I would feel soooo fuckin bad knowing my ex was selling herself!

Holy fuck... Just give the guy 5000$ and buy her from him.

Hold her captive in your basement, force her to blow you for food and water.

Best investment


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: Patlal]
    #14246728 - 04/06/11 10:07 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Holy fuck... Just give the guy 5000$ and buy her from him.



you are either an idiot or underage :facepalm:


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: mellowparty]
    #14246733 - 04/06/11 10:10 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

mellowparty said:
Quote:

Holy fuck... Just give the guy 5000$ and buy her from him.



you are either an idiot or underage :facepalm:




Mostly likely an idiot.

So i'm clueless how prostitutes operate...anything wrong with that?


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #14246742 - 04/06/11 10:12 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:zomgwtf: no dude, just think about all the drugz you can buy with 5K, no hoe is worth that much :chillin:


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: mellowparty]
    #14247004 - 04/06/11 11:39 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

[LOOPHOLE] do prostitutes get jealous? if so, you're in luck.

just start hanging out with other prostitutes, she'll see this and think whatever a jealous prostitute would think, and the next thing you know, BAM! you're hittin it like a G, again


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented]
    #14247040 - 04/06/11 11:49 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Sounds like a real classy chick you had. Maybe she was always hookin you just didnt know when you were with here. She seems like a shady girl to me, if shes down to stab people.


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented]
    #14247051 - 04/06/11 11:51 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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lil_demented said:
I went to the dollar store last night




Best part.


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: ModularMind]
    #14247058 - 04/06/11 11:53 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

ahahha id just laugh and be glad i hit it in my reprectful place in line and go get high


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented] * 2
    #14247107 - 04/06/11 12:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

What is it with the mental attitude that makes men so fucking weak around a piece of pussy? I just don't get it. I have before, but it just seems to me that no matter how fine a girl is somewhere someone is tired of her shit. Get an average looking smart girl and tell those fine/stupid/whore bitches to FUCK OFF!

High maintenance women or men are just too much trouble no matter how good one might think the sex is. Sex is an overrated secondary thing in a good relationship anyway. I know this site is geared toward people 18-20 something so that is mostly what younger people think about at times, but SHEESH get a grip will ya?


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: millzy]
    #14247130 - 04/06/11 12:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

millzy said:
idk man, if you've already kinda worn that out i don't see the point in paying to revisit. :shrug:



if anything Id do it just to demoralize her and make her feel used/pathetic :shrug:

I mean it aint like she's whoring it up outside the Ritz Carlton; she's whoring it up outside the dollar store.


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: MisterMuscaria] * 1
    #14247157 - 04/06/11 12:15 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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MisterMuscaria said:
Quote:

millzy said:
idk man, if you've already kinda worn that out i don't see the point in paying to revisit. :shrug:



if anything Id do it just to demoralize her and make her feel used/pathetic :shrug:

I mean it aint like she's whoring it up outside the Ritz Carlton; she's whoring it up outside the dollar store.




That talk ain't too hetty,bro.


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14247165 - 04/06/11 12:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I bet she'll do it for free.


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14247168 - 04/06/11 12:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

hettY?


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: SprewellSleeve]
    #14247169 - 04/06/11 12:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

What, stab him?


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: koraks]
    #14247186 - 04/06/11 12:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Hey, YouKnowEdDavis...Are you a Ed Gein fan? Checkmy pics and check out this vid I made
Ed Gein Roadtrip
or



Sorry to derail thread...

Now, about the red headed whore, Carry on...:awethumb:


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented]
    #14247195 - 04/06/11 12:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

lol... the OP didn't read like I thought it would
It ended with you asking us if we think you should pay your whore ex for some pussy :dudewtf:


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented]
    #14247205 - 04/06/11 12:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

lil_demented said:
I got no pics, maybe I could get some by telling her that my buddy is intrested but he wants to see a picture of her and get a price range...




That's not even a lie, buddy. :wink:


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: Shroomism]
    #14247206 - 04/06/11 12:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Ed Davis?





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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14247210 - 04/06/11 12:29 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

MisterMuscaria said:
Quote:

millzy said:
idk man, if you've already kinda worn that out i don't see the point in paying to revisit. :shrug:



if anything Id do it just to demoralize her and make her feel used/pathetic :shrug:

I mean it aint like she's whoring it up outside the Ritz Carlton; she's whoring it up outside the dollar store.




She wasn't hookin' outside the dollar store, she just happened to be there getting groceries and noticed me sitting in my car.

I still haven't called her. Sorry guys, I know, I'm a bitch.
:zomgwtf:


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented]
    #14247216 - 04/06/11 12:30 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

You're a bitch if you do call her imo :wink:


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: Shroomism]
    #14247218 - 04/06/11 12:31 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

who cares? You'd be a bitch getting a twenty dollar blowjob.


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #14247257 - 04/06/11 12:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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tyrannicalrex said:
What is it with the mental attitude that makes men so fucking weak around a piece of pussy? I just don't get it. I have before, but it just seems to me that no matter how fine a girl is somewhere someone is tired of her shit. Get an average looking smart girl and tell those fine/stupid/whore bitches to FUCK OFF!

High maintenance women or men are just too much trouble no matter how good one might think the sex is. Sex is an overrated secondary thing in a good relationship anyway. I know this site is geared toward people 18-20 something so that is mostly what younger people think about at times, but SHEESH get a grip will ya?



QFT.

And i think it would be safer to have protected sex with a hooker than an unprotected blowjob.


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: thoughts]
    #14247268 - 04/06/11 12:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Yup, considering cold sores are now being linked to Alzheimer's disease.

paying your ex for a blow job... :facepalm: Talk about crawling back.


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: Doc_T]
    #14247307 - 04/06/11 12:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Doc_T said:
who cares? You'd be a bitch getting a twenty dollar blowjob.



:lolsy: That was a good one Doc.


Maybe I should try to get in on the action (money wise).
I can open her a web site to get her business for a percentage of the profits.



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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented]
    #14247423 - 04/06/11 01:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Hank Hill the Pimp...One of the best KOTH eps ever!


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: shLong]
    #14247429 - 04/06/11 01:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

that show is the sheeet


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14247454 - 04/06/11 01:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

LOL, Snoop Dogg voices a white pimp in that episode, Alabaster Jones...The ep is named "Ho Yeah!", LOLOLOL


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: shLong]
    #14247464 - 04/06/11 01:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:lol: doin the most with what they could that show twaseth


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: shLong]
    #14247475 - 04/06/11 01:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

shLong i think you know every episode plot and name by heart this is like the fifth  thread ive seen you naming off episode detain :wink:


@ OP :picdidnthappen:, i dont think asking for info/pics for a friend could hurt unless you ended up not sending business her way. Id have a fake name for your friend if she ever asked.


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: asm0309]
    #14247557 - 04/06/11 01:53 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Oh shit, I almost forgot.

To put a picture of my third nipple in the thread

:facepalm: Sorry guys, I've got a lot on my mind.

isn't it just adorable? Wonder how much she'd charge to lick ol' thirdie for me?


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented]
    #14247613 - 04/06/11 02:05 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:awenuhuh:


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: ModularMind]
    #14256796 - 04/08/11 01:21 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

ModularMind said:
Quote:

lil_demented said:
I went to the dollar store last night




Best part.



you saying best part = best part


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: thissongis]
    #14256835 - 04/08/11 01:37 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

thissongis said:
Quote:

ModularMind said:
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lil_demented said:
I went to the dollar store last night




Best part.



you saying best part = best part




Best Part

:Awemazing:


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: McMushrooms420]
    #14256844 - 04/08/11 01:41 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I guess I gotta call this bitch tomorrow and get a pic of her.
I feel like I've let ya'll down. :facepalm:


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented]
    #14256853 - 04/08/11 01:44 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

You never should pay for pussy that youve already payed for. Im sure you bought her a meal or 2 200 when you dated


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: thissongis]
    #14256862 - 04/08/11 01:47 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

demented, if your Ex is anywhere near me you should hook me up with her


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: thissongis]
    #14256863 - 04/08/11 01:48 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I'm not gonna call her to get some. I just wanna hang out and get a picture of her.
She was always cool to chill with and I haven't hung out with her in years.


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: Plutonian]
    #14256872 - 04/08/11 01:52 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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demented, if your Ex is anywhere near me you should hook me up with her




I would, she said she wanted me to get her some business but I'm probably not any where near you.


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented]
    #14256875 - 04/08/11 01:56 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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I guess I gotta call this bitch tomorrow and get a pic of her.
I feel like I've let ya'll down. :facepalm:


you did..you cannot say sexy redhead with nice titties and not prove it.:fishsmack:


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented]
    #14256892 - 04/08/11 02:05 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:popcorn::awenuhuh:

Dude I have seriously laughed so hard at BOTH the OP AND the subsequent responses to this thread that my abdominal muscles are cramping and i fear I may have to take another magnesium pill.....

Fucken A MAN!!!!

Do what Lawrence would do and pay for  her and another chick to double up on a dude like you.....  :aweyeah:
2 chicks at the same time!
It would probably take at least 65 dollars and a couple tallboys though....

FUCKEN A MAN!!!!!


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #14256904 - 04/08/11 02:10 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Really? You think I could get all that for 65 bucks? :strokebeard:


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented]
    #14256927 - 04/08/11 02:18 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

lil_demented have you checked to see if see is on facebook or any of the social sites?  Or maybe she's hidden on craig's list somewhere.  The hookers have pics on cl don't they?


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented]
    #14256935 - 04/08/11 02:20 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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I went to the dollar store last night with a buddy and I was waiting in the car in front of the door.

Some chick walks up to my car and smacks my driver's window. Scared the shit out of my BTW.
Thought I got hit by another car for a second there.

Anyway... I look out the window and see my ex girl friend, we'll call her Sally.
(Sally's a smokin hot redhead with little titties)
She tells me to get out and give her a hug, damn she smelled good too, lookin hotter than ever.

I ask her how she's been doing and then she goes into this big spill about how she's running
her own escort service now and was wondering if I knew anyone who was intrested cause she needs some business.

I'm like, WTF? Escort service? And she just winks at me and says "Yeah, escort."

I always knew the girl was a hoe, but I would have never figgured she'd sell herself out like that.

She had a large guy friend standing a few feet away just watching her talk to me, then he comes over and says whats up.
I used to buy weed from the guy but now it looks like he's her pimp. :shrug:

Long story short... I got her phone number and the phone number for her very large guy friend that was with her.
I didn't ask for it either, they just wrote their numbers down and gave it to me.

Someone talk me out of this, I'm seriously considering calling her to get a  :blowme:.
She was always really good at it. Wonder what she charges. I never paid for sex before.
What does a BJ go for now adays anyway?





LOL

keep as far away from that as possible bro

run, don't walk, RUN in the other direction.


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: Downer45]
    #14256942 - 04/08/11 02:23 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Actually, I did search for her the other day on facebook.
Didn't check CL though.

Honestly, I don't think this girl is smart enough to run her "business" like that.


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented]
    #14257857 - 04/08/11 10:28 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Quote:

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demented, if your Ex is anywhere near me you should hook me up with her




I would, she said she wanted me to get her some business but I'm probably not any where near you.




Whats an area code from your state? :laugh:


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: abltsandwich]
    #14257887 - 04/08/11 10:34 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Better question, lil_d...who is this artist?


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: shLong]
    #14257947 - 04/08/11 10:54 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Oh oh oh!  I know who that is!


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: abltsandwich]
    #14257956 - 04/08/11 10:56 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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abltsandwich said:
Quote:

lil_demented said:
Quote:

candidguy said:
demented, if your Ex is anywhere near me you should hook me up with her




I would, she said she wanted me to get her some business but I'm probably not any where near you.




Whats an area code from your state? :laugh:




803, are you any where near me?


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: shLong]
    #14257998 - 04/08/11 11:06 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Better question, lil_d...who is this artist?





No clue, I found the picture in a thread on this site somewhere.


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented]
    #14258007 - 04/08/11 11:07 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Speaking of pics, did we get any of the hooker yet?


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: Doc_T]
    #14258049 - 04/08/11 11:18 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I should have called her while I was fucked up. Now I don't even want to talk to her.


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented]
    #14258348 - 04/08/11 12:30 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

You should go to the local bars - find rich drunk business men - offer them the smokin red head for $1000 a night - go pick her up and pay her her $100 or whatever and go buy loads a good shit with your $900 profit.

Hell she asked u for customers - opportunity knocks bromo.


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: nice1]
    #14258375 - 04/08/11 12:35 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Pics?


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented] * 1
    #14258461 - 04/08/11 12:53 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

It's Jim Woodring, the drawing is called The Artist's Eye Intaglio.


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: nice1]
    #14258574 - 04/08/11 01:29 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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You should go to the local bars - find rich drunk business men - offer them the smokin red head for $1000 a night - go pick her up and pay her her $100 or whatever and go buy loads a good shit with your $900 profit.

Hell she asked u for customers - opportunity knocks bromo.




I like the way you think. :strokebeard:


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented]
    #14258599 - 04/08/11 01:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Until said drunk dude mentions he paid a 1000 bucks and the big black dude comes looking for you and his cut.


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: 4runner]
    #14258612 - 04/08/11 01:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Until said drunk dude mentions he paid a 1000 bucks and the big black dude comes looking for you and his cut.




Damn, your right. I think nice1 is trying to get me beat down for the lulz. :shakefist:


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented]
    #14258793 - 04/08/11 02:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Dude, whatever you do,,,,,
keep that pimp hand strong.
Sometimes ya just got to slap a ho.


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: lil_demented]
    #14260081 - 04/08/11 06:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Fuck that black dudes cut.

His cut is you cutting him the fuck up if he wants to get cheeky.


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: noticeofeviction]
    #14261002 - 04/08/11 10:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Pics?




This thread continues to fail at not sucking.


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: Doc_T]
    #14261030 - 04/08/11 10:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I didn't think this thread could depress me because i've had an ex who hooked and whatever ways i may have been bothered by it i got over it


but damn, reading this thread made me :feelsbadman:


i dont even know


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: Doc_T]
    #14261073 - 04/08/11 10:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Quote:

noticeofeviction said:
Pics?




This thread continues to fail at not sucking.




Is this a pun at me not getting my dick sucked by my ex girlfriend/current hooker hookup?
Damn. I'm drunk and that kinda still made sense.


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Re: Apparently my ex is hookin' [Re: Doc_T]
    #14261147 - 04/08/11 11:05 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Quote:

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Pics?




This thread continues to fail at not sucking.




Yeah, and you kept that trend going.


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