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got my first test today and it sucked. i brought some clean pee from a buddy and put it in a condom, then put that infront of my car heater on full blast the whole way to the place. it was one of those bottles with the temp sticker all the way across it that says 'read green temp' (a green square appears under the temp of your pee ) i went to the bathroom and filled up the cup but it read 100 degrees when i gave it to her so i was fucked. if anybody is farmiliar with these tests, if i let the pee cool down in the jar before i return it will the temp reading change or does it just stay at the initial temp the whole time? i have 4 more to do over 4 months.

does anybody know of any effective ways to pass one that doesnt involve chugging water, vinegar, or spending 150$ on a penis-pouch. i heard from some that the GNC drinks work and from others that they dont. QUITTING POT FOR 4 MONTHS IS NOT AN OPTION


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Re: drug tests [Re: CubensisCutter]
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why isnt quitting an option? after all, something seemingly important is on the line, obviously......

anyway, some people swear by drinking ~a pint of water, and a gatorade/sure gell cocktail. you can buy sure gell in the canning section of your local grocery store. a guy on here swore by it, but i chugged water anyway. then, a good friend did the suregell thing and passed. it seems to work.

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Re: drug tests [Re: CubensisCutter]
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the car heater doesn't simulate body temperature very well. Otherwise, wouldn't you have gotten away with it?

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Re: drug tests [Re: zSDMF]
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zSDMF said:
why isnt quitting an option? after all, something seemingly important is on the line, obviously......


Seriously. Is it really that big of a deal to not smoke for 4 months?


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Re: drug tests [Re: Nashbar]
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and im quite sure when i took my PT the form said "is the temperature between 98 and 100 degrees? check [ ] yes, [ ] no."


after all, slight temperature variations isn't that abnormal, especially if it's late in the after noon. 100 degrees isn't something that extreme and you could probably play it off by saying you felt ill and maybe had a slight fever..

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Re: drug tests [Re: Nashbar]
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i would have if the temp was right but my heater was too hot, i have a freind who goes to the same place to get tested and he does what i just described and says it works (i dont really talk to him anymore) any reccomendations on how to keep a piss-filled condom at a steady 98 deg


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Re: drug tests [Re: CubensisCutter]
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you should've just held it in a close warm part of your body

i.e. groin, armpit


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Re: drug tests [Re: CubensisCutter]
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damn, you can't think of how to keep a condom at body temp?

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Re: drug tests [Re: CubensisCutter]
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bring a clean person with you and have them piss in it before you go in there. as long as you don't ahve to wait around 15 or so minutes, i'm sure the condom, along with the heat from your legs(stash it in your tidy whities) should keep it at a registerable temp. testing kits usually give you leeway between 95-100 degrees. you don't have to be exact.. because body temperatures do sometimes vary. you have an issue when your urine is 110 degrees or 90 degrees.

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Re: drug tests [Re: zSDMF]
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there is no need to carry piss around. I mean come on people think about where pee comes from. Piss tests are only still in use becouse no matter how meany people I tell they just dont listen. I mean come on Even the AMERICAN MEIDIACAL ASSIATION tells america how to pass a piss test. They say it by tell each and every American to drink 8-8oz glasses of water a day. If every one did that though I would have to figure out how to pass a blood/hair tests. Becouse piss tests would be absolete. As if every one drank 8-8oz glass of water a day there would be no drugs in your kennys. This year is my tenth year of smokeing weed and my tenth year of not failing a single drug test. I have never once stoped smoking weed even for one day to pass a simple piss test. The last piss test I took I was high. I should start bottleing 1gallon jugs of water and sell it for 99$ at head shops with a preaty label on it saying "UR P Clean" or something stupid like that. I wonder why americans hate water so much. When I hand the doctor a bottle full of clear liquid He asumes it is deluted. I just say MY doctor says to drink 8-8oz glass of water a day which I do. Thus I get to do what ever drug I want with out fear of decrimination do to not failing a piss test. I mean this is 2006 THE FUTURE poeple shouldnt have to carrie piss in condoms to pass a piss test just becouse MT.dew was on sale.


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Re: drug tests [Re: onetime]
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Yeah really you don't have to drink a bitchload of water to pass a piss test. I usually drink 3 bottles of water in a 2 hour span and Im fine.


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Re: drug tests [Re: onetime]
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onetime said:
there is no need to carry piss around.......
This year is my tenth year of smokeing weed and my tenth year of not failing a single drug test. I have never once stoped smoking weed even for one day to pass a simple piss test. The last piss test I took I was high


:congrats:


Been doing the same thing for 15 years.

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