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My cross-the-way neighbor: The Hermit
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observing from my patio while i smoke my nightly cigarette,
there is a computer nerd that lives across the way.

he is really pastey, has black circles around his eyes,
has a hunch, never has company over
& is always on the computer clicking on the refresh button.

i ran into him once while he was checking his mail
and i knocked him over.
as his mail flew to the ground
i noticed his name on an envelope..
..randall..

..who would name their child that?

anyway,
besides that incident,
The only time i have ever seen him off his computer,
is when he is spying on his upstairs neighbor,
with binoculars peering through the window.

often times he gets brave & goes out to press his
ear against her door,
all the while feverishly masturbating in the dark.

this is one sick twisted individual.


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tiny_rabid_birds said:
"your avatar is dirty."

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Re: My cross-the-way neighbor: The Hermit [Re: 40oz]
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that sounds like me!!


:laugh:    :yesnod:


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"Re-examine all that you have been told...
dismiss that which insults your soul." -Walt Whitman

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Re: My cross-the-way neighbor: The Hermit [Re: 40oz]
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Go join him!


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Re: My cross-the-way neighbor: The Hermit [Re: RESTLESS]
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I like the irony at the end of that story there, you claiming hes the sick individual, whereas you were also spying on him, even while he was masturbating. Clever indeed.

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Re: My cross-the-way neighbor: The Hermit [Re: TheCow]
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apparently you missed:
"observing from my patio while i smoke my nightly cigarette"


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:sun::heart::sun:

tiny_rabid_birds said:
"your avatar is dirty."

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Re: My cross-the-way neighbor: The Hermit [Re: 40oz]
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that's really sick 40


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Re: My cross-the-way neighbor: The Hermit [Re: RESTLESS]
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Yea I get it, the nightly cigarette being the mental excuse. Theres many layers to this story, Ill have to investigate further.

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Re: My cross-the-way neighbor: The Hermit [Re: TheCow]
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This has crossed the line of good taste.


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Re: My cross-the-way neighbor: The Hermit [Re: TheCow]
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TheCow said:
Yea I get it, the nightly cigarette being the mental excuse.


very good grasshopper.


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:sun::heart::sun:

tiny_rabid_birds said:
"your avatar is dirty."

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Re: My cross-the-way neighbor: The Hermit [Re: 40oz]
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my neighbors are in a cage in the basement. they also have the tendency to masturbate frequently. one of them has a regular interval of 80 minutes between sessions. odd, i know, but we have come to refer to him as old faithful.  tickets are only 10 bucks a pop for anyone interested in experiencing old faithfuls eruptions up close. a family package is also available.

heh

:grin:


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how's your WOW?





  Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM) 

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Re: My cross-the-way neighbor: The Hermit [Re: 40oz]
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fuck man...next time knock...I'll let you in

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Re: My cross-the-way neighbor: The Hermit [Re: 40oz]
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fortyounces2freedom said:
i noticed his name on an envelope..
..randall..

..who would name their child that?



:smirk:

That's a good one.

P.S.  My real name isn't Randal.

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