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Re: Beer vs. Pussy [Re: 40oz]
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beer never fucks your friends either

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Re: Beer vs. Pussy [Re: KingOftheThing]
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I know a lot of people that got fucked by beer


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Re: Beer vs. Pussy [Re: Srirachi]
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screenprinter said:
Beer doesn't mind wet spots in the fridge- point to beer.

You aren't a racist if you have a dark beer just to see if it tastes different - point to beer.

If your friend takes your beer before you get to the party he won't ask you how his dick tastes - point to beer.

Beer is supposed to smell like yeast - point to beer.


hahahah great dude, just great


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Re: Beer vs. Pussy [Re: Prisoner#1]
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no u dont

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Re: Beer vs. Pussy [Re: Prisoner#1]
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I was going to say Pris can actually get beer but I wasn't sure if that was a point to pussy or beer...  :thumbup:

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Re: Beer vs. Pussy [Re: Srirachi]
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Ha! I cant get eiher... the wife stole my truck


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Re: Beer vs. Pussy [Re: KingOftheThing]
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KingOftheThing said:
no u dont


yes you do


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Re: Beer vs. Pussy [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
Ha! I cant get eiher... the wife stole my truck


Beer won't steal your truck - point to beer.

Beer won't keep calling you after you're done with it - point to beer.

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Re: Beer vs. Pussy [Re: Prisoner#1]
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you don't have to be a certain age to get pussy, though.

+1 for pussy.

but you can't have your older friends buy you pussy, generally.
+1 for beer.


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Re: Beer vs. Pussy [Re: leery11]
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acid is still better.

I like tokien best.

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Re: Beer vs. Pussy [Re: loopin20]
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these replies were hilarious.

anymore +1 additions?


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Re: Beer vs. Pussy [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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thegatewaydrug said:
just put em together, thats the best:beer::doggystyle:


Yup, you can never go wrong with both. :thumbup:


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