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Beer vs. Pussy
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Beer vs. Pussy...LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!

Beer VS Pussy who will win

1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER

2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to Pussy

3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER

4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to Pussy

5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to Pussy

6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. - One point to Pussy

7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. - One point to Pussy

8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER

9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to PUSSY

10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to PUSSY

11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off - One point to BEER

12. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or can. - One point to BEER

13. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles down. - One point to BEER

14. You always know how much beer is going to cost - One point to BEER

15. Beer doesn't have a mother - One point to BEER

16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it - One point to BEER


FINAL SCORE: BEER 9
PUSSY 7

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them. -An extra point for BEER


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Re: Beer vs. Pussy [Re: 40oz]
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1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER

uh theyre both always wet on the inside

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Re: Beer vs. Pussy [Re: 40oz]
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No contest. Didn't even read your list. Pussy wins. I'll drink wine.

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Re: Beer vs. Pussy [Re: 40oz]
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just put em together, thats the best:beer::doggystyle:


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Re: Beer vs. Pussy [Re: 40oz]
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LOL awesome

17. Bad beer makes you sick, bad pussy gives you an STD


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Re: Beer vs. Pussy [Re: loopin20]
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loopin20 said:
No contest. Didn't even read your list.  Pussy wins.  I'll drink wine.


Pussies always drink wine :cheers:


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Re: Beer vs. Pussy [Re: daimyo]
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daimyo said:
Pussies always drink wine :cheers:


Here's one to you daimyo!  :mushroom2:

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Re: Beer vs. Pussy [Re: daimyo]
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daimyo said:
loopin20 said:
No contest. Didn't even read your list.  Pussy wins.  I'll drink wine.


Pussies always drink wine :cheers:


It's a known fact. Just look at the French.

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Re: Beer vs. Pussy [Re: daimyo]
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Or connoisseurs?

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Re: Beer vs. Pussy [Re: loopin20]
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:bitch:


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Re: Beer vs. Pussy [Re: HeavyToilet]
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i drink wine and im not a pussy. actually i chug it i dont sip it, chuggin wine fucks u up like no other (and its easier to chug then hard alcohol)


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Re: Beer vs. Pussy [Re: DNKYD]
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Re: Beer vs. Pussy [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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white wine is great for the beer bong, gets ya fuuuuucked


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Re: Beer vs. Pussy [Re: daimyo]
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I drink wine by the glass. Unless ladies are around.

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Re: Beer vs. Pussy [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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This is what wine leads to...



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Re: Beer vs. Pussy [Re: barfightlard]
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:yesnod:
iv done alot of that

i like red wine now, it doesnt burn as bad:shrug:


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Re: Beer vs. Pussy [Re: daimyo]
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Look at the company you keep when you drink wine...



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Re: Beer vs. Pussy [Re: 40oz]
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fortyounces2freedom said:
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER





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Re: Beer vs. Pussy [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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I like red wine better too, more distinct taste.....I used to siphon it all the time when my dad made his own and had guge 50 gallons jugs :tongue:


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Re: Beer vs. Pussy [Re: daimyo]
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Beer doesn't mind wet spots in the fridge- point to beer.

You aren't a racist if you have a dark beer just to see if it tastes different - point to beer.

If your friend takes your beer before you get to the party he won't ask you how his dick tastes - point to beer.

Beer is supposed to smell like yeast - point to beer.

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