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Any advice for picking up ladies?
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I need some advice from all you pimps on how to go about starting a relationship with a random girl.

How do you start the conversation? What do you say? What are the best places?

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Re: Any advice for picking up ladies? [Re: exclusive58]
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You's gotsta be smoof and witty. Spit some game like "Hey chickenhead whut up, I'm feelin' the junk in the trunk and I'm fennin' to get some thizz and hotel."

It's not a skill I can teach you, sorry.


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Re: Any advice for picking up ladies? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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lol, thanx Hella Tight, but I think I'll do much better without your lessons :wink:

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Re: Any advice for picking up ladies? [Re: exclusive58]
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dude the best pick up line is "Hi, what's your name!"

just walk up and talk to them... after an invitation ofcourse.

if you make eye contact, then smile at her, if she smiles back that's an invitation



main thing is to let things develop naturally

don't try to pick up girls in the usual places either... (bars...)
try it at places like a library, grocery store...

if they look busy don't bother them, interuption is annoying


also talk to every girl you can, ugly, fat, old..., because you want your communication skills to develope and being able to talk to anyone is a good skill in every situation plus it prepares you for the knockout hot chicks.

godspeed

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Re: Any advice for picking up ladies? [Re: exclusive58]
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Just be friendly. Don't throw yourself at her.

I think the best secret is to try to ignore your attraction to her. Try to act like you're just trying to strike up a conversation with some dude to pass some time. There really are no special lines that will help you win her over or anything like that.


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"I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson
http://phluck.is-after.us

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Re: Any advice for picking up ladies? [Re: exclusive58]
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The best way to pick up women is to put your arms around their waist, lift them up to your shoulder, and carry them.

This is of course assuming you've used the best pick-up line known to man:

Chloroform?


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I find your lack of faith disturbing

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Re: Any advice for picking up ladies? [Re: Konnrade]
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Re: Any advice for picking up ladies? [Re: exclusive58]
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Re: Any advice for picking up ladies? [Re: Boom]
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caption reads: "now I can bring hot sex on the road with me! If she says no, I'll beat the crap out of her!"


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Re: Any advice for picking up ladies? [Re: Konnrade]
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tht pic was before x ray machines in airports :frown:

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Re: Any advice for picking up ladies? [Re: Boom]
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Women arent bombs... c'mon airport security wouldnt care. She's not gonna blow up, well at least not literally.


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Re: Any advice for picking up ladies? [Re: exclusive58]
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Make lots of money. Women like guys to buy them things.

Lie to them constantly, women like to be flattered.

Present the personality of needing to be reformed. Women like 'bad boys.'

If you avoid the above things like I have, you will become adept at masturbation. It's lonely but disease free, inexpensive and doesn't compromise your honesty.


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Re: Any advice for picking up ladies? [Re: Solutarch]
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Solutarch said:
Make lots of money. Women like guys to buy them things.

Lie to them constantly, women like to be flattered.

Present the personality of needing to be reformed. Women like 'bad boys.'

If you avoid the above things like I have, you will become adept at masturbation. It's lonely but disease free, inexpensive and doesn't compromise your honesty.


That is among the most cynical things I've ever read.

You sir need Chloroform?


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Re: Any advice for picking up ladies? [Re: Solutarch]
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GIve her your wallet
punch her in the face and tell her you still think shes pretty and comfort her.

Women are sooooo stupid they'll fall for anyone who throws money at them and protects them from this evil world :rolleyes:

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Re: Any advice for picking up ladies? [Re: peepeepottypants]
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Those are my kind of sluts.


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Re: Any advice for picking up ladies? [Re: exclusive58]
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Whip out your cock and slap her in the face with it.


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Re: Any advice for picking up ladies? [Re: Silversoul]
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Paradigm said:
Whip out your cock and slap her in the face with it.


That has been known to work.

You could also just donkey punch the bitch.


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Re: Any advice for picking up ladies? [Re: Konnrade]
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I agree with both the donkey punch and t3h mushroom slap.

Has to be in public though.


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It's Krang, Bitch!  :krang:

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Re: Any advice for picking up ladies? [Re: Solutarch]
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Solutarch said:
Make lots of money.  Women like guys to buy them things.

Lie to them constantly, women like to be flattered.

Present the personality of needing to be reformed.  Women like 'bad boys.
:goodluck:

If you avoid the above things like I have, you will become adept at masturbation.  It's lonely but disease free, inexpensive and doesn't compromise your honesty.


I'm going to have to agree with this guy ^^^  :goodluck:

All of you are too funny! :rolleyes:

:werd:

You could always  :piss: on her

Women love that!

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Re: Any advice for picking up ladies? [Re: drtyfrnk]
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The best thing to do in public is yell about how they gave you crabs and now there's green shit leaking out your dick.


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