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Do you sit down or stand when you piss?
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I'm a guy and I can admit that sometimes I do sit down to piss. Why, you ask? Well first off it could be because I'm one of the most laziest people you will ever meet. Or it could be because because it's so much easier and there are no accidents. I mean, there is no more pissing on the toilet seat and having to clean it up (or not clean it up - depends on if youre an asshole like that) or having to aim. Now sometimes I do stand up to piss if I'm in a hurry or need to get out quickly. I stand up and piss just because it's easier to walk in, unzip my fly and let it go. But when I'm not in a hurry it has become a habit for me to just walk in, sit down, pull out my Uncle Johns Great Big Bathroom Reader and let it go. Besides, if you're already sitting down to piss it gives you a chance to see if you have to crap.  :rolleyes:

So this is my question to you folks:
Guys: In which position do you piss?
You may choose 1
Gals: In which position do you piss?
You may choose 1


Votes accepted from 11/17/05 11:17 PM until the end of time
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Re: Do you sit down or stand when you piss? [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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If I'm poopin and need to pee then I go while sitting down but only if I have to shit. :shitstorm: If I only have to pee I go while standing up.

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Re: Do you sit down or stand when you piss? [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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its an issue of sanitation... why sit down to piss in a public restroom unless you also have to dump?

so yeah i almost always stand unless i'm taking a dump. One time while I was high or something I sat down to piss then wondered why I was sitting down to piss.....

I'm not sure if that actually happened or not, but it seems like it.


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Re: Do you sit down or stand when you piss? [Re: leery11]
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I guess I could have clarified that. I only sit down to piss at my house. The only reason I would ever defecate in a public bathroom is if it was an emergency. =X

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Re: Do you sit down or stand when you piss? [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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I sit, otherwise I'd pee down my leg.

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Re: Do you sit down or stand when you piss? [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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Hee Hee. It's always an emergency when I have to shit!!


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Re: Do you sit down or stand when you piss? [Re: Mushit]
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Never pissed sitting down unless I was already taking a shit..


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Re: Do you sit down or stand when you piss? [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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I piss while sitting if I'm taking a shit as well. If I just have to piss I stand.


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Re: Do you sit down or stand when you piss? [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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I do both.

I'll never piss sitting down outside my home though.

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Re: Do you sit down or stand when you piss? [Re: TheDudeAbides]
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The_Dude_420 said:
Never pissed sitting down unless I was already taking a shit..


Not that there's anything wrong with that...

By all means.

Whatever floats your boat..


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Re: Do you sit down or stand when you piss? [Re: HeavyToilet]
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once i made it half way up bell rock in sedona and took a piss while laying down on my side.



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Re: Do you sit down or stand when you piss? [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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if i sit down on the toilet
my wang submerges...


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Re: Do you sit down or stand when you piss? [Re: 40oz]
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Try this. When you have to shit but also have to pee. Sit down and try to shit but not pee. It is so hard its impossible. It feels weird too.

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Re: Do you sit down or stand when you piss? [Re: whitegreyhat]
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due to the piece of metal in my penis, standing to pee can be a messy affair - even when using a urinal.

So, I gotta sit.

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Re: Do you sit down or stand when you piss? [Re: ninetynine]
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I piss standing up...But If I get extremly fucking drunk to the point where walking is a task that requires all of my attention, I sit down to piss. I'm too afraid of falling while doing a standing piss, and smacking my head on the toilet or tub and dying from it. I just wouldn't want to die in such a shitty way, pants down w/piss all over me.


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Re: Do you sit down or stand when you piss? [Re: whitegreyhat]
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If I piss after I just rubbed one out, I sometimes sit.  That first spurt is always so unpredictable :lol:


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Re: Do you sit down or stand when you piss? [Re: whitegreyhat]
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is this the pub?

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Re: Do you sit down or stand when you piss? [Re: whitegreyhat]
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Don't you guys hate when you go to shit on those toilet seats made for people without penises? Like there is no room for your penis to go because the circumference of the toilet seat is like 14 inches.

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Re: Do you sit down or stand when you piss? [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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it's easier to pull your johnson out and just piss standing up.
takes more time to remove pants, etc and sit down..


i'd understand if you pee sitting down when you have khakis on or something.. it's a damn feat to not splash any on them regardless of your aim.

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Re: Do you sit down or stand when you piss? [Re: cateyes]
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cateyes said:
is this the pub?


There have been far more questionable posts before.


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