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There ain't much of anything magic fruiting around these parts lately, so this here Lizard has been out pot hunting. Boy has it been fun and rewarding too!! The Agaricus campestris are everywhere, and so are the oyster elms. I have one location for oysters where there are so many fallen oak logs filled with these things a man could feast for years to come :) And the campestris are in every other lawn, especially around churches??
In fact, the fucking porker police fucked with me today for picking some campestris on church property. I was out there filling my basket when the donut eating piece of pork drove up and parked behind my truck. I had a glass pipe in the glovebox and didn't want him to check my truck, so I approached him quickly and asked if I could help him. He said there had been a break in at the church just a fewdays prior and that no one without permission was to be on church property. Then he asks what I am doing, so I showed him my basket full of campestris and said "picking mushrooms". He looked in my basket and said "are you actually going to eat those?", I said "hell yeah". Then he was like "becareful". I told him I knew what I9 was doing and not to worry, then he says "those mushrooms are illegal aren't they". I said hell no they ain't, there freaking portabellas man, then he was like "your out here trying to get high aren't you" and I laughed and asked if he would like one of the mushrooms to test in the lab, then I spouted out some big mycological words and acted like a know it a;;, made him look stupid and left. Godamn porkers, always harrassing someone. Its not illegal to pick mushrooms, leave me alone!!
Anyways, here are some picks of what I've been eating for super this week everyday :)
Some nice oysters in the next few pics...
And a nice plateful of campestris, this was only a smidgen of what I picked in an hour today!