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BLAST_420
Stranger

Registered: 06/19/05
Posts: 1,307

Re: pumpkin sex

[Re: FL_accciD]
#4879057 - 11/01/05 10:23 AM (20 years, 10 months ago)

i fucked a balloon

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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag

Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,390
Loc: Afghanistan

Re: pumpkin sex

[Re: FL_accciD]
#4879084 - 11/01/05 10:30 AM (20 years, 10 months ago)

That's gay stuff, right there.

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BLAST_420
Stranger

Registered: 06/19/05
Posts: 1,307

Re: pumpkin sex

[Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4879091 - 11/01/05 10:32 AM (20 years, 10 months ago)

i also have a flesh light www.fleshlight.com

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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag

Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,390
Loc: Afghanistan

Re: pumpkin sex

[Re: BLAST_420]
#4879102 - 11/01/05 10:35 AM (20 years, 10 months ago)

That won't fit in my ass, what's so great about it?

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BLAST_420
Stranger

Registered: 06/19/05
Posts: 1,307

Re: pumpkin sex

[Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4879107 - 11/01/05 10:36 AM (20 years, 10 months ago)

its not for your ass

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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag

Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,390
Loc: Afghanistan

Re: pumpkin sex

[Re: BLAST_420]
#4879120 - 11/01/05 10:39 AM (20 years, 10 months ago)

Oh, that's gay.

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BLAST_420
Stranger

Registered: 06/19/05
Posts: 1,307

Re: pumpkin sex

[Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4879141 - 11/01/05 10:42 AM (20 years, 10 months ago)

no puting things up your ass is gay

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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag

Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,390
Loc: Afghanistan

Re: pumpkin sex

[Re: BLAST_420]
#4879171 - 11/01/05 10:50 AM (20 years, 10 months ago)

Nice rating, gay hater.

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Microcosmatrix
Spiral staircasetechnician

Registered: 10/20/05
Posts: 11,293
Loc: Ythan's house
Last seen: 19 years, 9 months

Re: pumpkin sex

[Re: BLAST_420]
#4879244 - 11/01/05 11:05 AM (20 years, 10 months ago)

hahaha that shit was funny! The cop was a chick too, she should have finished him off!

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shirley knott
not my real name

Registered: 11/11/02
Posts: 9,114
Loc: London

Re: pumpkin sex

[Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4879927 - 11/01/05 02:35 PM (20 years, 10 months ago)

HELLA_TIGHT said:

Watermelons are my favorite.

is that you on the left with the ponytail?

i hope this is allowed in the pub, btw :blush:

:blush:

i didn't see any rules saying 'no posting vids of HELLA_TIGHT fucking a melon'

:wink:

:wink:

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BLAST_420
Stranger

Registered: 06/19/05
Posts: 1,307

Re: pumpkin sex

[Re: shirley knott]
#4879939 - 11/01/05 02:39 PM (20 years, 10 months ago)

hahahahah that is fucking funny as hell :rofl2:

:rofl2:

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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!

Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck

Re: pumpkin sex

[Re: BLAST_420]
#4880164 - 11/01/05 03:44 PM (20 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

BLAST_420 said:
Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.

just so everyone knows... this never happened, it's been floating around the net for years, the name and location has changed several times

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California Has Legalized Child Prostitution

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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag

Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,390
Loc: Afghanistan

Re: pumpkin sex

[Re: shirley knott]
#4880178 - 11/01/05 03:46 PM (20 years, 10 months ago)

Fuck yeah, I was hoping someone would post that.

:lol:

:lol:

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BLAST_420
Stranger

Registered: 06/19/05
Posts: 1,307

Re: pumpkin sex

[Re: Prisoner#1]
#4880189 - 11/01/05 03:48 PM (20 years, 10 months ago)

thats nice to know guess i better call the Washington post

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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag

Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,390
Loc: Afghanistan

Re: pumpkin sex

[Re: BLAST_420]
#4880203 - 11/01/05 03:50 PM (20 years, 10 months ago)

/can't take joke

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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!

Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck

Re: pumpkin sex

[Re: BLAST_420]
#4880210 - 11/01/05 03:51 PM (20 years, 10 months ago)

BLAST_420 said:

thats nice to know guess i better call the Washington post

I was alittle disappointed myself since I lived in Gwinnett County and knew a patrick lawrence

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California Has Legalized Child Prostitution

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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag

Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,390
Loc: Afghanistan

Re: pumpkin sex

[Re: Prisoner#1]
#4880219 - 11/01/05 03:52 PM (20 years, 10 months ago)

Me too. He tried to go down on me once.

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BLAST_420
Stranger

Registered: 06/19/05
Posts: 1,307

Re: pumpkin sex

[Re: Prisoner#1]
#4880223 - 11/01/05 03:52 PM (20 years, 10 months ago)

i would so rag on him if it where true even more if he was the patrick lawrence who did it

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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!

Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck

Re: pumpkin sex

[Re: BLAST_420]
#4880246 - 11/01/05 03:57 PM (20 years, 10 months ago)

I had to check the sex offender registry just to make sure he wasnt bullshitting
he still gets ragged on

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scattass
thatsMr.scattass toyou

Registered: 10/25/04
Posts: 421
Last seen: 7 years, 6 months

Re: pumpkin sex

[Re: Prisoner#1]
#4880313 - 11/01/05 04:15 PM (20 years, 10 months ago)

im sorry but i dont get the punchline someone please explain.

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George Bush has all the symptoms of schizophrenia, dellusions, (WMD + Iraq's nuclear weapons program) vauge-impoverished speech, hearing voices (god told him to invade Iraq) paranoia and delusion of grandure. -some guy

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