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The desert shroom
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You're home from work and go to your bookmarks... select "The Shroomery". You wait a while. Nothing happens... you get a poptart.

You go to Google. You type "shroomery". Hit enter. Shroomery comes up. You click. Nothing happens. Nothing happens nothing happens nothing happens nothing happens.

You think nothing of it.

Several days later and no change. Panic. You start snooping around.

You post at the nook, and are bombarded with burst of rude replies. "Nobody knows. Fucking shroomerites, flooding our board," say the peeps.

Posts are exploding from above like mad insano popcorn at the lycaem.org, bluelight.ru, ayahuasca.com and every other drug stained peep hole you can shake a blunt at. It's like a ginormous volcanic pus pimple bursting all over the place... smells like it too.

The message is the same: Where... is... my... home?

But the shroomery isn't coming back. And unfortunately you don't have the home emails of Ythan or any of the other admins. You're all shit out of luck in the dark with no hope of reentry.

You find yourself slipping mentally. Suddenly you can see the bottom, rock. Seems good, you think.

What next?

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Re: The desert shroom [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
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a slow and painful death wallowing in a pool of your own excrement?

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Re: The desert shroom [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
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:emo:

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Re: The desert shroom [Re: Boom]
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Nah I'd probably end up getting a higher GPA, getting laid more, and generally being a more functional person :frown:

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Re: The desert shroom [Re: Boom]
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but I do love you guys :grin:

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Re: The desert shroom [Re: Boom]
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I ESPECIALLY love me.


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"I sat on the bus next to God once,
he told me about the true meaning of life...
then he gave me a pretzel..."

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Re: The desert shroom [Re: License_to_Chill]
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We all love eachother. Even Rush. That's what it's all about, man :heart: :flaming: :heart:

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Re: The desert shroom [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
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Even Rush?

The road unwinds towards me
What was there is gone
The road unwinds before me
And I go riding on


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Once, men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free.
But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.

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Re: The desert shroom [Re: trendal]
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:thumbup:

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Re: The desert shroom [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
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Nice signature! Valvalis? Something like that. The air broad.

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Re: The desert shroom [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
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its ok because nook and stuff > shroomery

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Re: The desert shroom [Re: faslimy]
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The shroomery is good, the nook is good. I like the shroomery way the fuck better of course. I love the shroomery :heart:. Long live the shroomery. Forever and ever. What I posted is up there is something I hope never happens.

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Re: The desert shroom [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
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it happened the other day to me...
not quite to that extent...
but i still couldnt get in...
my mind recoiled in fear


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"yet the more i dig, the more i consume, the more i unfold... the less protected i feel.
i am the spit on the hair of the son of an electron, swimming around the nucleus of a cell inside the sperm of a killer bee, and my purpose is as nebulous as why weve been bestowed with the capacity to give a shit" Brandon Boyd


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Re: The desert shroom [Re: incubaby_421]
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:dancing:

:poop:

i dance in my excrement


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.

~Casil



:cactus:

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Re: The desert shroom [Re: Todcasil]
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Closer to the Heart!

The blacksmith and the artist
Reflect it in their art
Forge their creativity
Closer to the heart

You can be the captain
I will draw the chart
Sailing into destiny
Closer to the heart

I really don't know what I would do - Never actually thought of that before.....

Hopefully run into an ex shroomerite down the line - That would make my whole year if the site actually closed..

WOW, what a mindfuck :shrug:


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outputrotation said:
x-com and unsolved mysteries are the only things that have ever made me truly scared

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Re: The desert shroom [Re: TheDudeAbides]
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oh the horror...
:cryariver:


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