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OfflineTheShroomHermit
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Official: Shroomerite Members "last wishes" Page
    #1305222 - 02/13/03 08:57 AM (22 years, 4 months ago)

I was thinking it would be a good idea, for anyone who wants to participate, to make a small entry of there location and maybe a few "last words" in case any of of perish in a terror attack...

Here's my entry:
I live in Alpharetta, Georgia. That's about 15-20 miles away from Atlanta, so I'm making that my high-risk proximity. I have not bothered buying duct tape, or plastic... bottled water, or bread. What ever happens, happens. If this cat get's put to sleep, Mr Mushrooms or Papaver... I'd like either of you to give this shoehat a good eulogy! AND GIVE ME A VIKING'S FUNERAL!
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Feel free to add your own... if you want to!

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OfflineJustSomeGuy
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Re: Official: Shroomerite Members "last wishes" Page [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #1305272 - 02/13/03 09:18 AM (22 years, 4 months ago)

my entry......Damn i live in canada...who woulda thunk it!


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Re: Official: Shroomerite Members "last wishes" Page [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #1305365 - 02/13/03 09:47 AM (22 years, 4 months ago)

That was so sweet of you to say. :smile:

Even though we don't talk anymore I still think of you. :smile:

My entry:

I live within a 65 mile radius of Cleveland Ohio and not far from a Nuclear Power Plant.  If we were to get hit and I didn't make it I want nearly everyone here to know I sincerely care about them.  I gave this place my love, my knowledge, and not a small portion of my life. I would want Moe to do my eulogy and for someone to dig up the words to Todd Rundgren's song Fair Warning and post them.  I am as prepared as I know how to be.

Cheers and may none of us have to have anyone say anything about us,

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Re: Official: Shroomerite Members "last wishes" Page [Re: ]
    #1305420 - 02/13/03 10:04 AM (22 years, 4 months ago)

I live in Omaha Nebraska, just several miles from Offutt Air Force Base, also very close to a nuclear power plant and the the Strategic Air Command (SAC) headquarters, which is between Omaha and Lincoln. This is where GW was whisked off too on Sept. 11, which made me quite nervous at the time. I don't want that idiot bringing any attention to my city! I'm new here but my boyfriend also visits this forum so I'll post this mostly for him. If I die tragically in some terrorist attack, whether it be perpetrated by my own country's government or foreign "terra-ists", I just want someone to make sure that my daughter is well taken care of and for everyone I love to KNOW that I love them.

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InvisibleZero7a1
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Re: Official: Shroomerite Members "last wishes" Page [Re: ]
    #1305482 - 02/13/03 10:24 AM (22 years, 4 months ago)

NO!!!!!!!!! dont let it happen Mr. Mushrooms ! dont sit there if you know its coming... we should meet somewhere in the appalachians... all of shroomerites. stay inside a valley between the east and west...

My last words if it IS total oblivion... see you guys on the other side, and peace and love to you all on the way.

but my hope runs high... if it starts looking grim i plan going north... i dont know why but i think thats just where i should go.. North and West.

im in DFW now, if no bombs or anything kill the people here i think the people will kill themselves. but in any event if i do leave here i think i should be traveling north west to the appalachians maybe... maybe thats our shroomerite journey :smile:

...  :confused: either way light and love to you all.

and smiles for smiles sake  :smile:


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Re: Official: Shroomerite Members "last wishes" Page [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #1305524 - 02/13/03 10:44 AM (22 years, 4 months ago)

OK I'm in NYC which is also not far from the Indian Point  Nuclear Power Plant. There are F-15's overhead and Soldiers in the streets. Should anything Happen, let it be known that I loved my wife and kids! And all you people too.  :smile: 


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OfflineFred Garvin
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Re: Official: Shroomerite Members "last wishes" Page [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #1305558 - 02/13/03 10:54 AM (22 years, 4 months ago)

Please bury me face down, so any survivors can kiss my butt :cool: 


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InvisiblePapaverS
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Re: Official: Shroomerite Members "last wishes" Page [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #1305653 - 02/13/03 11:40 AM (22 years, 4 months ago)

After I die, I wish to have my body flown to a small island in the Indonesian archipelago, where it is to be ripped apart by large komodo dragons. There should also be a suitably lively, and raucous, wake afterwards for my friends! :laugh:


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OfflineI_Fart_Blue
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Re: Official: Shroomerite Members "last wishes" Page [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #1306405 - 02/13/03 05:00 PM (22 years, 4 months ago)

Heh, I'm not too into this terrorism stuff...even though I live within about a 30-50 mile radius of 2 nuclear power plants, and between the nation's capital the largest sea port and Naval yard in the US. Good stuff. Oh, and a Fed. Treasury building as well.


Anyway, whenever I die, I want to be creamated and have my ashes spread over Glacier National Park.


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Re: Official: Shroomerite Members "last wishes" Page [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #1306420 - 02/13/03 05:04 PM (22 years, 4 months ago)

I live in Aurora, CO very close to Buckly Air Force Base. I don't belive I am at a high risk, but if I do die, I want everyone to go along with their lives - don't mourn my death, remember my life. We all will die sometime...

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Re: Official: Shroomerite Members "last wishes" Page [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #1306458 - 02/13/03 05:20 PM (22 years, 4 months ago)

I don't need to make a last wish post here, because I'm have duct tape and plastic sheeting so I'll be safe for sure.

Edited by Fiend (02/13/03 07:09 PM)

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InvisibleUlysees
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Re: Official: Shroomerite Members "last wishes" Page [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #1306530 - 02/13/03 06:13 PM (22 years, 4 months ago)

I'm in Edmonton, Alberta. I hope the fallout doesn't reach me.

If I should die before I wake, I pray the lord my soul doth stake.


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Re: Official: Shroomerite Members "last wishes" Page [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #1306593 - 02/13/03 07:22 PM (22 years, 4 months ago)

I live about 4 miles from Washington DC in Northern Va and I am invincible/immortal  :grin:

Well..not really... but fuck if I'm gonna walk around in a hazmat suit and put plastic sheets over windows (as if that would do shit).. if I should spontaneously combust I love you all. 


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Re: Official: Shroomerite Members "last wishes" Page [Re: Shroomism]
    #1306755 - 02/13/03 09:44 PM (22 years, 4 months ago)

NOVA Rocks! I want to be burried in a cardboard box or nothing at all, though I think thats not legal. I want to decompose as quick as possible. "Back to the Earth I feel it! Back to the Earth I'm falling!".

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OfflineJackal
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Re: Official: Shroomerite Members "last wishes" Page [Re: CuriousByN8ure]
    #1306759 - 02/13/03 09:49 PM (22 years, 4 months ago)

Give my body to a Cheetah mother struggling to feed her young. My biomass could help the kittens grow big and strong!


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Offlinefelix
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Re: Official: Shroomerite Members "last wishes" Page [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #1306811 - 02/13/03 10:33 PM (22 years, 4 months ago)

holy crap...kind of irrelevant, but i have an aunt and uncle that live in alpharetta and they run a pizza shop..

i think this whole terrorist thing is pretty shitty...i mean, they are doing exactly what they wanted to do and that is to strike fear into your hearts.


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OfflineDemon
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Re: Official: Shroomerite Members "last wishes" Page [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #1307048 - 02/14/03 02:28 AM (22 years, 4 months ago)

Hi, I live in the middle of nowhere in Florida, and it's highly unlikely that any terrorists would attack my city. Sucks for you all!  :grin: 


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Re: Official: Shroomerite Members "last wishes" Page [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #1307134 - 02/14/03 03:07 AM (22 years, 4 months ago)

I live a lonely life.
I'll die lonely. 

No one will show to my wake, except for people who I haven't talked to in 15 years and don't have any type of relationship with.  Those are the ones I don't want to come, but how will I tell them. :frown: 


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Offlinekykeon
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Re: Official: Shroomerite Members "last wishes" Page [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #1307222 - 02/14/03 04:06 AM (22 years, 4 months ago)

I would like to die in a hill, under an nobble oak tree and my body will be disposed by some mycelium. i would like a grave full of mushrooms.

ps: the Empire wants to rule and conquer the whole planet. As long as its battle continues (against Iraq, Iran, N. Korea... then Africa, China and eventually Europe), american citizens must live under terrorism (remember the anthrax bullshit) so that the Empire can proceed killing people outside US. Be aware that the revolution against the Empire can only start from within it...



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Edited by kykeon (02/14/03 04:06 AM)

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OfflinePhluck
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Re: Official: Shroomerite Members "last wishes" Page [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #1307382 - 02/14/03 05:21 AM (22 years, 4 months ago)

You guys do realize that the whole point of terrorism isn't to kill you, it's to make you live in fear of being killed.

You guys are playing right into this madness.

You've got a better chance of winning the lottery than getting killed in a terrorist attack.


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InvisiblePapaverS
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Re: Official: Shroomerite Members "last wishes" Page [Re: Phluck]
    #1307567 - 02/14/03 06:43 AM (22 years, 4 months ago)

> You guys are playing right into this madness.

Knowing old ShoeHat, I think there was an unannounced, but implied, sarcasm in this thread. Nevertheless, I still want to have my carcass ripped apart by giant beasts... :wink:


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Offlinepattern
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Re: Official: Shroomerite Members "last wishes" Page [Re: Phluck]
    #1308009 - 02/14/03 10:42 AM (22 years, 4 months ago)

Canadians aint scared of nothin!  eh!

If I die, I want to be buried in the earth in a forest.  No coffin.  Just my naked body in the dirt!!!  Please pour some red wine on my grave, plant some marijuana seeds and of course mushroom spores.  Thanks!  :grin:


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OfflineCrobih
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Re: Official: Shroomerite Members "last wishes" Page [Re: pattern]
    #1308030 - 02/14/03 11:02 AM (22 years, 4 months ago)

I am very happy to see that we have internet. Cause if we had no internet I would maybe think that you deserve that government. Cause you are just a bunch of stupid americans. In this way I see you are not your governement, And I do not worry about the world. Cause we can make it together :smile:.

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Re: Official: Shroomerite Members "last wishes" Page [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #1308479 - 02/14/03 02:51 PM (22 years, 4 months ago)

unless they plan on conquering amreica, by taking out our corn and soybean surplus ( lol im from indiana) im safe. BUT if the worst happens, i want free bird played at my funeral, no clothes on , and place what ever seeds they find laying around my place in my coffin ( maybe a thousand years from now, when entheogens are extinct, my coffin will hold the future for a rebirth )  :crazy:


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Re: Official: Shroomerite Members "last wishes" Page [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #1308893 - 02/14/03 08:05 PM (22 years, 4 months ago)

In the lucky event that I should die soon, please napalm all of Thailand. Or do it before that, who gives a damn, this place is full of gooks.


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Re: Official: Shroomerite Members "last wishes" Page [Re: PjS]
    #1308980 - 02/14/03 10:10 PM (22 years, 4 months ago)

You could have just wihsed for the 2nd and gotten the first as a bonus.
P.S Us shroomerites gotta pool our money together and free you from Thailand already.


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Re: Official: Shroomerite Members "last wishes" Page [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #1309010 - 02/14/03 10:43 PM (22 years, 4 months ago)

I would like good looking girls to have sex with my dead body. I would also like to be the first dead person to win the lottery. I would also like to have one day of the week named after me. My own tv show and my own country. Also octopus's
will guard my body and eventually bring me back to life.

Amen.


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OfflineTRaNcE_TriPPeR
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Re: Official: Shroomerite Members "last wishes" Page [Re: dilatedcreature]
    #1310002 - 02/15/03 01:18 PM (22 years, 4 months ago)

I live in Calgary, Alberta.  hate this shit that is going on :mad:  I have wanted to have a baby for a long time, but not with this shit going on....don't wanna bring a baby into the world with this bullshit going on....wouldn't be fair.....they're gonna crush my dreams of having a baby :frown:  now THAT really pisses me off...

If I die, I just want my family and friends to know that I love them with all of my soul and hope they make it somewhere that I can meet up with them again in another time, space....dimension...whatever....


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Re: Official: Shroomerite Members "last wishes" Page [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #1310231 - 02/15/03 04:00 PM (22 years, 4 months ago)

YAY! I found my original "Last Wishes" e-mail except post. I?m not sure how I?m going to go, but about 18 months ago, I decreed what I would like to be done with my body after I die, in an e-mail to a friend (BY THE WAY: this is why I don?t do amphetamines, very often, anymore). This thread made me think of that, so I found it, and I share it with you all at this time. God, it?s funny to look back on one?s past psychotic ramblings... :smirk:

Quote:

Greetings,

When the time comes for my awareness to slip from this mortal coil, and don't take me wrong, this shall be no time soon. I have decided, not to be cremated -- none of that stardust, universal carbon, bullshit form me. No, I want my remains to be redistributed at a proteinous level. I want my amino acids to be perpetuated within the food chain. My wish, is for my carcass be hauled to a remote island in some southeast Asian archipelago, and once there, to be ripped apart by giant monitor lizards, any of the genus, Varanus, (perhaps komodo dragons or another sub-species of the brutes). I savor a truly reptilian end.

"She was full of reptiles."

-- from, Lord Jim, by Joseph Conrad

"Of these the vigilance I dread, and to elude, thus wrapt in mist of
midnight vapor, glide obscure, and pry in every bush and brake, where hap
may find the serpent sleeping, in whose mazy folds to hide me, and the dark
intent I bring."

-- from, Paradise Lost, by John Milton

It has been suggested that my estate could benefit by the possibility of a live, pay-per-view, web-cast, or perhaps as part of a reality show for the Fox Network, but I would rather that this be a private ceremony attended by a few close friends, of strong gastro-intestinal stature, and followed by a good, old fashioned, drunken wake.

Anyway, those are my current thoughts on the matter?

Ciao,

PS: Only vampires, junkies, and serial killers can clearly appreciate the emotional difference between the color of arterial and venous blood.




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Re: Official: Shroomerite Members "last wishes" Page [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #1310262 - 02/15/03 04:15 PM (22 years, 4 months ago)

I live in WPG, Canada so im not to worried about this whole terrism scare (but then again i believe we have NORAD) but when my last day on earth comes i dont want to be suffering in a hospital bed. I want to be with the ppl I love or to die instantly. Im thinking about donating organs... then i would want to be left out in the wilderness for other mamals to live off my death.

wut a depressing thought...i dont like to think about death, im scared to die


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