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Re: Cats....I love cats.....they are spiritual creatures..... [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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I'm such a cat freak, they are like my favorite people :smile:

My friend has this one cat, nicknamed princess, and she can be a real bitch but sometimes when no one else is around she will let me hang out.  Ill crawl around with her and she'll walk up to be and rub her face against mine, and when she lets me pet her she melts likes puddy.  I like when shes in a "you can watch me be a cat" mood.  Sometimes I believe that she is cleopatra reincarnated...or if cleopatra had a cat, she would have had princess.

He has another cat nicknamed fatty, and fatty is fucking funny.  Hes hypothesised he's eaten some of his mushrooms, cuz there were some scraps from his growing on the floor and they were never to be seen again.  THis cat has burned its whiskers on candles and fallen out his window.  Even more funny, he has had a history of feasting on brillo pads, and even attempted to eat shards of glass.  He gets really spooked by his own reflection.  But I LOOOOVE fatty, hes a big stupid funny cat, who has a ton of stories tied to him.

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Re: Cats....I love cats.....they are spiritual creatures..... [Re: peepeepottypants]
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hahah fatty sounds like a fun cat to have. stupid animals are the best.

We had a cat back in the day and he was so stubborn. He loved to be loved on though. He used to sit on the ladder in the deep end of our pool and drink the water. Then one day when he was getting pretty old he was losing his balance and he fell in the pool. My mom walked out the next day and saw him floating around in it. So sad :frown: She said she saw scratches in the lining of the pool as well...so that made it even more sad.

RIP Thomas

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Re: Cats....I love cats.....they are spiritual creatures..... [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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:frown:, poor thing

I hope hes in a better place with a real sweet pool, and a life guard on duty.

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Re: Cats....I love cats.....they are spiritual creatures..... [Re: MJF]
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They are creatures of The Light and ward my bed at night from the forces of Darkness. I have seen Evil, and know its countenance well. I see its eyes in the blank facade of a stranger's face.

This is a part of a poem written by a man consigned to an assylum. I can not imagine a place closer to Hell than an assylum in Elizabethan England.






His Cat Jeoffry

For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
For at the first glance of the glory of God in the East he worships in his
way.
For this is done by wreathing his body seven times round with elegant
quickness.
For then he leaps up to catch the musk, which is the blessing of God upon
his prayer.
For he rolls upon prank to work it in.
For having done duty and received blessing he begins to consider himself.
For this he performs in ten degrees.
For first he looks upon his forepaws to see if they are clean.
For secondly he kicks up behind to clear away there.
For thirdly he works it upon stretch with the forepaws extended.
For fourthly he sharpens his paws by wood.
For fifthly he washes himself.
For sixthly he rolls upon wash.
For seventhly he fleas himself, that he may not be interrupted upon the
beat.
For eighthly he rubs himself against a post.
For ninthly he looks up for his instructions.
For tenthly he goes in quest of food.
For having consider'd God and himself he will consider his neighbour.
For if he meets another cat he will kiss her in kindness.
For when he takes his prey he plays with it to give it a chance.
For one mouse in seven escapes by his dallying.
For when his day's work is done his business more properly begins.
For he keeps the Lord's watch in the night against the adversary.
For he counteracts the powers of darkness by his electrical skin and
glaring eyes.
For he counteracts the Devil, who is death, by brisking about the life.
For in his morning orisons he loves the sun and the sun loves him.
For he is of the tribe of Tiger.
For the Cherub Cat is a term of the Angel Tiger.
For he has the subtlety and hissing of a serpent, which in goodness he
suppresses.
For he will not do destruction, if he is well-fed, neither will he spit
without provocation.
For he purrs in thankfulness, when God tells him he's a good Cat.
For he is an instrument for the children to learn benevolence upon.
For every house is incomplete without him and a blessing is lacking in the
spirit.
For the Lord commanded Moses concerning the cats at the departure of the
Children of Israel from Egypt.
For every family had one cat at least in the bag.
For the English Cats are the best in Europe.
For he is the cleanest in the use of his forepaws of any quadruped.
For the dexterity of his defence is an instance of the love of God to him
exceedingly.
For he is the quickest to his mark of any creature.
For he is tenacious of his point.
For he is a mixture of gravity and waggery.
For he knows that God is his Saviour.
For there is nothing sweeter than his peace when at rest.
For there is nothing brisker than his life when in motion.
For he is of the Lord's poor and so indeed is he called by benevolence
perpetually -- Poor Jeoffry! poor Jeoffry! the rat has bit thy throat.
For I bless the name of the Lord Jesus that Jeoffry is better.
For the divine spirit comes about his body to sustain it in complete cat.
For his tongue is exceeding pure so that it has in purity what it wants in
music.
For he is docile and can learn certain things.
For he can set up with gravity which is patience upon approbation.
For he can fetch and carry, which is patience in employment.
For he can jump over a stick which is patience upon proof positive.
For he can spraggle upon waggle at the word of command.
For he can jump from an eminence into his master's bosom.
For he can catch the cork and toss it again.
For he is hated by the hypocrite and miser.
For the former is afraid of detection.
For the latter refuses the charge.
For he camels his back to bear the first notion of business.
For he is good to think on, if a man would express himself neatly.
For he made a great figure in Egypt for his signal services.
For he killed the Ichneumon-rat very pernicious by land.
For his ears are so acute that they sting again.
For from this proceeds the passing quickness of his attention.
For by stroking of him I have found out electricity.
For I perceived God's light about him both wax and fire.
For the Electrical fire is the spiritual substance, which God sends from
heaven to sustain the bodies both of man and beast.
For God has blessed him in the variety of his movements.
For, tho' he cannot fly, he is an excellent clamberer.
For his motions upon the face of the earth are more than any other
quadruped.
For he can tread to all the measures upon the music.
For he can swim for life.
For he can creep.

-- Christopher Smart


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Hey, anyone seen Alice?

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Re: Cats....I love cats.....they are spiritual creatures..... [Re: Fucknuckle]
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Fucknuckle said:
I also wonder if cats or dogs are spiritual creatures ? Do you think the reason they are our close compainons for a reason ? Maybe God is in them and that is why they love us to damn much.



Or maybe because we domesticated them and give them food?


I've always loved cats though.


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"What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?" - Bill Hicks

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