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My sister
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My sister thinks that you can't get drunk off of wine. She also thinks you can't get drunk off of beer....:nonono: am I really gonna have to show her that you can? :evil: I like corrupting

I can't believe she thinks this. Shroomery, what's wrong with my sister? is she going to die?  :sad:

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Re: My sister [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
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Your sister is highly misinformed and it's up to YOU to change that.

:toast:

Though I don't really know what for...

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Re: My sister [Re: TubOlucinogens]
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im afraid this is serious loafy, youre going to have to operate stat.

she needs a brainectomy.


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.


~Casil



:cactus:

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Re: My sister [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
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My sister just got back from a week long bender, she had fun.

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Re: My sister [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
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I'll toss a couple back with her and prove that statement to be complete and utter bullshit. I've got a nice beer buzz going right now to be honest. How old is she again? :tongue: :wink:


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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

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Re: My sister [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
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tell her to come over here, i've got a few bottles of the red red kroovy we can knock back... :wink:


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Re: My sister [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
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Gentlemen, she's only 16. chill OUT! :smirk: you all want your nuts cut off by a rusty jagged saw?

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Re: My sister [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
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yes she is.
how old is she?
I'd say if she's at least...14 or 15...show her she's wrong :P
First time i got drunk I was 14.

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Re: My sister [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
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Loafy said:
Gentlemen, she's only 16. chill OUT! :smirk: you all want your nuts cut off by a rusty jagged saw?



I'm only 19.. Three years is nothing. :wink: You could hook a brother up right?? I swear I will be nice. :lol:


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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

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Re: My sister [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
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Loafy said:
Shroomery, what's wrong with my sister? is she going to die?  :sad:



i hope so

the less ignorant people in the world, the better

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