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OfflineDragonChaser
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Re: My little sisters girlfriend [Re: natehimself]
    #8833041 - 08/26/08 09:43 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Am I the only person who thinks that it would be a bad idea for this guy, who grows shrooms at his house, while being on probation and all, to give psychedelics to, or secretly dose, his sisters crazy girlfriend?

Edit- call your mom with some crazy bullshit story or something.  Tell her you saw your sisters girl snorting lines or shooting up in the house or something.  Make your mom make your sis tell this girl to get the fuck out.


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Re: My little sisters girlfriend [Re: natehimself]
    #8833061 - 08/26/08 09:47 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Just ask her to pay rent.  That'll either get her out or get you more money.  Either way you win!


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Re: My little sisters girlfriend [Re: DragonChaser]
    #8833079 - 08/26/08 09:50 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

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DragonChaser said:
Am I the only person who thinks that it would be a bad idea for this guy, who grows shrooms at his house, while being on probation and all, to give psychedelics to, or secretly dose, his sisters crazy girlfriend?

Edit- call your mom with some crazy bullshit story or something.  Tell her you saw your sisters girl snorting lines or shooting up in the house or something.  Make your mom make your sis tell this girl to get the fuck out.




That isn't such a bad idea. Pretty evil but it will work.

Dosing her is a horrible idea. Haha.

She doesn't have money to pay rent.


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Re: My little sisters girlfriend [Re: natehimself]
    #8833101 - 08/26/08 09:52 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

I'm for the 3some idea, only tape it and sell it, make some
real money, you guys could have a website and everything


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Re: My little sisters girlfriend [Re: natehimself]
    #8833113 - 08/26/08 09:55 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

.... That's the point dude.  You tell her if she's staying there she needs to pay rent.  That way she either gets out or gets money.  To get money she has to go get a job or at least do something that'll get her out of the house, victories all around.


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Re: My little sisters girlfriend [Re: natehimself]
    #8833179 - 08/26/08 10:06 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Jerr-y! Jerr-y! Jerr-y! Jerr-y! Jerr-y! Jerr-y! Jerr-y! Jerr-y!...


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Re: My little sisters girlfriend [Re: natehimself]
    #8833191 - 08/26/08 10:08 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Here's what you do.

You get me this crazy bitch's phone number, and I hook up with her and your sister.  Life is way too good to me right now, I need some crazy bisexual bitches in my life. What kind of pills does she like?


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Re: My little sisters girlfriend [Re: natehimself]
    #8833216 - 08/26/08 10:13 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Man, I really don't know what to tell you about your current living situation.

But as far as your sister goes... I've recently learned that you can't help those who don't want to be helped. Just let it go. Have a serious conversation with your sister and if she doesn't wise up, just let her do her own thing. She will fuck up her life by dating this girl and will most likely eventually figure out that she fucked up. Thats when you're there to say "I told you so." Maybe she'll learn, maybe she won't.

It's unfortunate, but don't wrack your brains over the matter. You've done what you can for your sis.

Good luck dude.


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Re: My little sisters girlfriend [Re: MHbound]
    #8833403 - 08/26/08 10:55 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Can you say attempted manslaughter. If he gets nailed for drugging her, and causes her to kill herself, he's in prison for a minimum of 10 years. Unless he has a damn good attorney.


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Re: My little sisters girlfriend [Re: Srirachi]
    #8833538 - 08/26/08 11:29 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Leary_Ban said:
Here's what you do.

You get me this crazy bitch's phone number, and I hook up with her and your sister.  Life is way too good to me right now, I need some crazy bisexual bitches in my life. What kind of pills does she like?




Can you get it at a pharmacy? Oh she likes it.


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Re: My little sisters girlfriend [Re: natehimself]
    #8833857 - 08/27/08 12:54 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

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She wasn't a great lay I wouldn't waste my time trying to tap that again.





If you are stuck with her you might as well get something out of it....Try this, every time she pisses you off take her in the other room and hate fuck the dog shit out of her.  Violate the bitches ass and beat it up like it owes you money.  That should take the edge off the whole situation.  Just try it,  thank me later.  Also, you should post a picture of this freaky bitch.


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Re: My little sisters girlfriend [Re: Ogre812]
    #8833944 - 08/27/08 01:39 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

what was going on in Israel that your sister went over for?

just curious...


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Re: My little sisters girlfriend [Re: misos]
    #8834415 - 08/27/08 06:00 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

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Kick her the fuck out dude. Seriously, what could possibly be worse than possibly seeing your sister get screwed over by some heartless whore. Not to mention SHE'S EATING ALL YOUR FOOD! That's a HUGE no no in roommate situations. I get pissed when my roommate eats my food. Sometimes he pays me for it, which is chill. Food is where I draw the line. GL.




not only is she eating all your food, also she eats your little sisters munch :mad2:


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Re: My little sisters girlfriend [Re: tomnl]
    #8834587 - 08/27/08 07:31 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Tell the bitch to suck you off on a daily basis or pay rent, it's that simple.


NO FOOD THOUGH...draw the line.


Edited by Stedanko (08/27/08 07:31 AM)


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Re: My little sisters girlfriend [Re: Stedanko]
    #8834647 - 08/27/08 07:49 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

stab that bitch and dump her body in a river.  the world is better off with her as a floating corpse


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Re: My little sisters girlfriend [Re: memes]
    #8835453 - 08/27/08 11:34 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Hulksmash her lunchbox.


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Re: My little sisters girlfriend [Re: natehimself]
    #8835764 - 08/27/08 12:37 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Grow some balls and kick that bitch out before she brings the cops into your life.


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Re: My little sisters girlfriend [Re: memes]
    #8835802 - 08/27/08 12:47 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

id handle that shit so fast if it was happening at my house


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Re: My little sisters girlfriend [Re: anyone420]
    #8835913 - 08/27/08 01:08 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Well she went back to her parents house. I am gonna talk to my sister about how and when she comes over.

A sleep over or 2 a week is fine.
Hanging out in their room is fine.
Her having free run of the house isn't okay.
She will have to smoke out front.
If she wants to eat she brings her own food or eats vegetarian food.

Any other rules I should add in?


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Re: My little sisters girlfriend [Re: natehimself]
    #8835977 - 08/27/08 01:21 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Tits or GTFO.


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