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IgnatiusJReilly
Up From Sloth

Registered: 08/28/05
Posts: 668
Loc: LA
Last seen: 2 years, 11 days

Re: BRAG!!! Please brag in this thread

[Re: theuser]
#4647087 - 09/11/05 08:03 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

I've staged a working-class rebellion, formed a political party with which I hoped to achieve world peace, and escaped New Orleans with relative sanity and some of my dignity.

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ToTheSummit
peregrinus

Registered: 08/23/99
Posts: 9,128
Loc: Las Vegas
Last seen: 1 year, 7 months

Re: BRAG!!! Please brag in this thread.

[Re: theuser]
#4647695 - 09/11/05 10:10 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

I can recite hours of poetry from memory. Some of it mine, much of it from famous authors.

Nashbar said:

I got a Porsche 911 GT2 up to 155mph around the highways in Milwaukee at age 19...

I drove a 1946 Chevy 4-Door Sedan from my girlfriends house in St. George, Utah to my front door in Las Vegas in one hour flat. Its usually a 2 hour drive. I was going 150 mph on I-15 to do it. I was 18 at the time.

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You invented the wheel....You push the motherfucker!!

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Nashbar
just strange.... on drugs

Registered: 07/16/05
Posts: 3,536
Loc: strawberry field
Last seen: 9 years, 27 days

Re: BRAG!!! Please brag in this thread.

[Re: ToTheSummit]
#4648030 - 09/11/05 11:23 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

ToTheSummit said:

I drove a 1946 Chevy 4-Door Sedan from my girlfriends house in St. George, Utah to my front door in Las Vegas in one hour flat. Its usually a 2 hour drive. I was going 150 mph on I-15 to do it. I was 18 at the time.

nice, mine was a friend's aunt's car that wasn't supposed to be taken out. Not to mention nearly three times the speed limit. It was "getaway in stockholm" only in Milwaukee without a cop in sight

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notapillow
I want to be a fisherman

Registered: 09/29/03
Posts: 31,129
Loc: A rare and different tune
Last seen: 6 years, 8 months

Re: BRAG!!! Please brag in this thread.

[Re: Nashbar]
#4648101 - 09/11/05 11:49 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

i take acid and fuck the sky while eating funnel cake
i also run down wooded mountains with aviator sunglasses on :cool:

:cool:

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deryl
Stranger

Registered: 10/21/04
Posts: 1,220
Loc: Uncle Tom's
Last seen: 12 years, 1 month

Re: BRAG!!! Please brag in this thread.

[Re: Nashbar]
#4648114 - 09/11/05 11:51 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

I fucked one of the girls that came to my school after the hurricane.

just doin my part for hurricane relief.

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Noetical
Flip Horrorshow

Registered: 11/28/04
Posts: 9,230

Re: BRAG!!! Please brag in this thread.

[Re: theuser]
#4648218 - 09/12/05 12:13 AM (21 years, 2 months ago)

I invented standing in line and popularized the word 'pumpernickel'

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OneMoreRobot3021

Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 61,038
Loc: the sky

Re: BRAG!!! Please brag in this thread.

[Re: Noetical]
#4648221 - 09/12/05 12:13 AM (21 years, 2 months ago)

:mad2:

Bastard!

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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Slavesoul
Stranger

Registered: 09/10/05
Posts: 126

Re: BRAG!!! Please brag in this thread.

[Re: theuser]
#4648243 - 09/12/05 12:18 AM (21 years, 2 months ago)

Tag along for the human race, the human fuck you with mace, dick fueled movement of straight up fast paced, oxygen fueled cock race.
Everyone wants to brag, everyone wants to drag out the drama with way to many commas and say what they gotta say before the dirt's on ya.
Everyone wants to rise to the top, have sex a lot and make the cash wrapped in lots of plots of land.
To brag is to slow yourself into a lag and leave a back door for people to stab...

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SneezingPenis
ACHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!111!

Registered: 01/15/05
Posts: 15,427
Last seen: 9 years, 6 months

Re: BRAG!!! Please brag in this thread.

[Re: Slavesoul]
#4649039 - 09/12/05 03:43 AM (21 years, 2 months ago)

I was in the middle of doing laundry the other day, and i killed someone..... Im just kiddin, i dont ever do laundry....

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Jadian
Ninja

Registered: 07/07/05
Posts: 7,404
Loc: The desert
Last seen: 8 years, 11 months

Re: BRAG!!! Please brag in this thread.

[Re: SneezingPenis]
#4649044 - 09/12/05 03:46 AM (21 years, 2 months ago)

I'm owed over 1000$ by "friends."

I'm stupid and soon I'm going to have to break up some friendships I wish I could keep.

Err, and I have sex with all your mothers.

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:drooling:

:jackdaniels:

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KristiMidocean
fattie whale

Registered: 01/27/05
Posts: 3,702
Loc: Texas
Last seen: 12 years, 2 months

Re: BRAG!!! Please brag in this thread

[Re: Jadian]
#4649319 - 09/12/05 09:45 AM (21 years, 2 months ago)

I am a 34DD
And secretly love them ..................Cause their real

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:smile:

I live for LNC :smile:

:smile:

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Twister
Lucrative

Registered: 06/12/03
Posts: 6,672
Loc: Midwest
Last seen: 16 years, 9 months

Re: BRAG!!! Please brag in this thread

[Re: KristiMidocean]
#4649341 - 09/12/05 10:02 AM (21 years, 2 months ago)

I'm taller than at least 99.99% of the American population.

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FL_accciD
Jack's Paranoia

Registered: 11/04/04
Posts: 1,665
Loc: midwest
Last seen: 18 years, 4 months

Re: BRAG!!! Please brag in this thread

[Re: Twister]
#4649441 - 09/12/05 10:57 AM (21 years, 2 months ago)

11 inch wonder schlong of justice

enough said

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Cherk
Fashionable

Registered: 10/25/02
Posts: 46,493
Loc: International
Last seen: 4 years, 11 days

Re: BRAG!!! Please brag in this thread

[Re: FL_accciD]
#4649608 - 09/12/05 12:06 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

I can sit at my computer and toss bottles into the recycling bin with a perfect left hand hook.

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I have considered such matters.
SIKE

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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag

Registered: 08/20/03
Posts: 84,390
Loc: Afghanistan

Re: BRAG!!! Please brag in this thread

[Re: Cherk]
#4649629 - 09/12/05 12:13 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

I can skateboard better than any of you fuckers.

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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag

Registered: 08/20/03
Posts: 84,390
Loc: Afghanistan

Re: BRAG!!! Please brag in this thread

[Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4649631 - 09/12/05 12:14 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

And I can probably drink more whiskey than you.

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Cowgold
Bullshit

Registered: 04/04/05
Posts: 12,486
Loc: .

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[Re: Cherk]
#4649636 - 09/12/05 12:15 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

Post deleted by Cowgold

Reason for deletion: I don't like bragin

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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag

Registered: 08/20/03
Posts: 84,390
Loc: Afghanistan

Re: BRAG!!! Please brag in this thread

[Re: Cowgold]
#4649644 - 09/12/05 12:16 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

I got my civic up to 266

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Silversoul
Rhizome

Registered: 01/01/05
Posts: 23,576
Loc: The Barricades

Re: BRAG!!! Please brag in this thread

[Re: theuser]
#4649647 - 09/12/05 12:18 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

I'm currently writing a book that's going to save the world.

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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag

Registered: 08/20/03
Posts: 84,390
Loc: Afghanistan

Re: BRAG!!! Please brag in this thread

[Re: Silversoul]
#4649661 - 09/12/05 12:21 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

Me too, but it'll change the world more than yours.

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