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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: zorbman]
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zorbman said:
Nice post.
I was quite bored by the replies however.




Thankyou for furthering that process.  :smile:


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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: psychomime]
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psychomime said:
I would like to join your religion. It sounds err.. boring. as with most religions i assume I will need to send money. to whom shall I make out the check? Also, does your religion require the wearing of pants?



To support Boringism you should put your money in a bank and let it sit until you die.

Boringism also supports casual business dress... so yes, pants are required.


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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: Adamist]
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Casual business dress is the work of damnable creativity! I'm terribly disappointed. now please tell me where you live so I can put a jihad on you.

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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: Adamist]
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boringism is not a real religion.

the fact that you sat down and made up these "rules" for a religion that does not exist just shows that you are delusional sociopath.

nobody will ever believe in boringism because the core belief system is fundamentally flawed

attempting to make fun of scientific rigor with ephemeral non-concepts like love is simply ridiculous

just because you need these absurdities to justify your pathetic existence doesnt mean you should attempt to force your incorrect "ideas" on others.

your post and pitiful artificial religion are intellectually insulting and devoid of any real substance

i hope that you are able to understand all of the big words i used but judging by your moronic beliefs i doubt it.  i will summarize...
i am right
you are wrong
:grin:

k


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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: knumb]
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how dare you insult boringism! your damnable hate speech shall not be tolerated by the true believers. I put a jihad on you, your family and your bicycle.

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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: knumb]
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:thumbup:

These people find no meaning, so instead they make love a blank slate and put all their faith into it. They then try to satirize on those who use logic instead of some subjective human emotion. They think making a nice-feeling subjective human emotion an entire universal phenonema (Love is everything man!) will somehow change anything besides their own delusions.

Religions are good for entertainment value, but let's not confuse entertainment and novelty with logic and knowledge. I'd find much more interesting ideas in a well-written science book than in any holy text that follows nothing of the original post, because delusional stories like the Bible get old rather quickly.


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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: knumb]
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Especially your bicycle.


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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: IgnatiusJReilly]
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:thumbup: the jihad on his bicycle lets him know we mean business.

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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: psychomime]
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noooooooooooooo (anguished)
not my bicycle

my daily bicycle ride wouldnt be the same without it

k


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