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OfflineAdamist
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The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism
    #4563525 - 08/21/05 06:53 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Some of you have probably heard about the incredible new religion, Boringism.
Finally, man has come up with something to worship that is Scientifically Approved.
After thousands of years of such dangerously false beliefs as "eternal life" and "infinite love", Boringism sets the new standard for worship today.
Never before has The Way It Is been so amazingly... Validated!   :laugh:
But before you jump on the Boringism Bandwagon, let's get a few ground-rules straight...
(Rules are Boring, so there should always be as many as possible.....) Here are 10 of the most relevant:

Rule Number 1:
Worship logic and doubt. Suspicion is your new best friend!

Rule Number 2:
If you come across someone talking about anything that can't be scientifically verified, mock them immediately and label them wrong.

Rule Number 3:
There is no such thing as "love", "spirit", or a "soul". Remove these concepts from your knowledge!

Rule Number 3:
Anything unknown or unproven shall be shunned as false, wrong, and delusional.

Rule Number 4:
Black and white is your spectrum; absolutely no grey areas!

Rule Number 6:
Imagination shall be seen as a sickness, and should be immediately treated with hard facts and cold data.

Rule Number 7:
Questions with no proven answers should be ignored.

Rule Number 8:
Arrogance will prove your supremacy over others. Use it frequently!  

Rule Number 9:
Point out the flaws in everything.

Rule Number 10:
Take everything at face value, especially this post... no reading in between the lines! :wink:


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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: Adamist]
    #4563540 - 08/21/05 06:57 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Now why ya wanna go stiring things up like that? :tongue:


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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: Icelander]
    #4563552 - 08/21/05 07:00 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

I am that which balances..


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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: Adamist]
    #4563746 - 08/21/05 07:56 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

:shake: :boring:


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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: Adamist]
    #4564128 - 08/21/05 09:43 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Well, it seems you've mastered this new religion.


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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #4564372 - 08/21/05 10:38 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Reminds me of a man with a chainsaw in his anus. Just needs enough gas to get it going.

What's with the bitterness?


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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: AvatarofAtavism]
    #4564380 - 08/21/05 10:39 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

I am sorry if you did not see that post as being full of hypocrisy.


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"A warrior is a hunter. He calculates everything. That's control. Once his calculations are over, he acts. He lets go. That's abandon. A warrior is not a leaf at the mercy of the wind. No one can push him; no one can make him do things against himself or against his better judgment. A warrior is tuned to survive, and he survives in the best of all possible fashions." ― Carlos Castaneda


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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #4564439 - 08/21/05 10:51 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Must have missed what 'adam' was implied to be, I suppose.

sorry.  :shrug:


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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: AvatarofAtavism]
    #4564459 - 08/21/05 10:55 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

It was sarcastic and mean spirited...as was my reply.


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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #4564723 - 08/21/05 11:38 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

My original post was not meant to be in reply to you, if that was how it wsa taken. I futzed the button on that one.


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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: AvatarofAtavism]
    #4565125 - 08/22/05 01:12 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

great post. and to think i almost didn't click on this thread because it sounded boring.


Edited by Deviate (08/22/05 01:16 AM)


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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: Deviate]
    #4565328 - 08/22/05 02:01 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

:tongue2:


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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: Adamist]
    #4585452 - 08/26/05 10:49 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

ya i enjoyed the post also, haha pretty funny actually.  :thirdeyeani:


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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: Adamist]
    #4585618 - 08/26/05 11:51 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Nice post.

I was quite bored by the replies however.


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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: zorbman]
    #4588117 - 08/27/05 07:21 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

me too.


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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: Deviate]
    #4588304 - 08/27/05 08:28 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Adam your post was refreshing, original, and abided by the traditions of Discordianism. It seems your detractors are in need of a meaningful sexual encounter.

And I'm not talking to you, deviate...


Edited by Alobar (08/27/05 08:29 PM)


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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: Alobar]
    #4588604 - 08/27/05 09:35 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

i thought that was called athiesm


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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: Adamist]
    #4589010 - 08/27/05 11:11 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

I would like to join your religion. It sounds err.. boring. as with most religions i assume I will need to send money. to whom shall I make out the check? Also, does your religion require the wearing of pants?


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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: psychomime]
    #4589104 - 08/27/05 11:35 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Sounds like christianity...

And that is satire not hyocrisy.

Awesome.


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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: Doinkybottoms]
    #4589219 - 08/28/05 12:07 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

ahahhahaha


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