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The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism
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Some of you have probably heard about the incredible new religion, Boringism.
Finally, man has come up with something to worship that is Scientifically Approved.
After thousands of years of such dangerously false beliefs as "eternal life" and "infinite love", Boringism sets the new standard for worship today.
Never before has The Way It Is been so amazingly... Validated!   :laugh:
But before you jump on the Boringism Bandwagon, let's get a few ground-rules straight...
(Rules are Boring, so there should always be as many as possible.....) Here are 10 of the most relevant:

Rule Number 1:
Worship logic and doubt. Suspicion is your new best friend!

Rule Number 2:
If you come across someone talking about anything that can't be scientifically verified, mock them immediately and label them wrong.

Rule Number 3:
There is no such thing as "love", "spirit", or a "soul". Remove these concepts from your knowledge!

Rule Number 3:
Anything unknown or unproven shall be shunned as false, wrong, and delusional.

Rule Number 4:
Black and white is your spectrum; absolutely no grey areas!

Rule Number 6:
Imagination shall be seen as a sickness, and should be immediately treated with hard facts and cold data.

Rule Number 7:
Questions with no proven answers should be ignored.

Rule Number 8:
Arrogance will prove your supremacy over others. Use it frequently!  

Rule Number 9:
Point out the flaws in everything.

Rule Number 10:
Take everything at face value, especially this post... no reading in between the lines! :wink:


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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: Adamist]
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Now why ya wanna go stiring things up like that? :tongue:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: Icelander]
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I am that which balances..


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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: Adamist]
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:shake: :boring:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: Adamist]
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Well, it seems you've mastered this new religion.


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"A warrior is a hunter. He calculates everything. That's control. Once his calculations are over, he acts. He lets go. That's abandon. A warrior is not a leaf at the mercy of the wind. No one can push him; no one can make him do things against himself or against his better judgment. A warrior is tuned to survive, and he survives in the best of all possible fashions." ― Carlos Castaneda

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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
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Reminds me of a man with a chainsaw in his anus. Just needs enough gas to get it going.

What's with the bitterness?


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Do not despair, said the mystery. You will always have a friend in me. Untill the day you break my code. Then I will be gone, and you are free...
to manifest another.

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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: AvatarofAtavism]
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I am sorry if you did not see that post as being full of hypocrisy.


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"A warrior is a hunter. He calculates everything. That's control. Once his calculations are over, he acts. He lets go. That's abandon. A warrior is not a leaf at the mercy of the wind. No one can push him; no one can make him do things against himself or against his better judgment. A warrior is tuned to survive, and he survives in the best of all possible fashions." ― Carlos Castaneda

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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
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Must have missed what 'adam' was implied to be, I suppose.

sorry.  :shrug:


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Do not despair, said the mystery. You will always have a friend in me. Untill the day you break my code. Then I will be gone, and you are free...
to manifest another.

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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: AvatarofAtavism]
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It was sarcastic and mean spirited...as was my reply.


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"A warrior is a hunter. He calculates everything. That's control. Once his calculations are over, he acts. He lets go. That's abandon. A warrior is not a leaf at the mercy of the wind. No one can push him; no one can make him do things against himself or against his better judgment. A warrior is tuned to survive, and he survives in the best of all possible fashions." ― Carlos Castaneda

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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
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My original post was not meant to be in reply to you, if that was how it wsa taken. I futzed the button on that one.


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Do not despair, said the mystery. You will always have a friend in me. Untill the day you break my code. Then I will be gone, and you are free...
to manifest another.

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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: AvatarofAtavism]
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great post. and to think i almost didn't click on this thread because it sounded boring.

Edited by Deviate (08/21/05 11:16 PM)

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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: Deviate]
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:tongue2:


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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: Adamist]
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ya i enjoyed the post also, haha pretty funny actually.  :thirdeyeani:


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"Think For Yourself, Question Authority."
- Dr. Timothy Leary
"Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride."
- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: Adamist]
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Nice post.

I was quite bored by the replies however.


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“The crisis takes a much longer time coming than you think, and then it happens much faster than you would have thought.”  -- Rudiger Dornbusch

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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: zorbman]
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me too.

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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: Deviate]
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Adam your post was refreshing, original, and abided by the traditions of Discordianism. It seems your detractors are in need of a meaningful sexual encounter.

And I'm not talking to you, deviate...

Edited by Alobar (08/27/05 06:29 PM)

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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: Alobar]
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i thought that was called athiesm


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Work like you dont need the money.

Love like you never been hurt.

Dance like nobody is watching.

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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: Adamist]
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I would like to join your religion. It sounds err.. boring. as with most religions i assume I will need to send money. to whom shall I make out the check? Also, does your religion require the wearing of pants?


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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: psychomime]
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Sounds like christianity...

And that is satire not hyocrisy.

Awesome.

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Re: The 10 Easy Steps of Boringism [Re: Doinkybottoms]
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ahahhahaha


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