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Offlineincandescently
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piss test
    #454972 - 11/11/01 03:31 PM (15 years, 28 days ago)

whats the best way, i'll be willin to spend a few bucks to clear a piss test. i cant really driink aton of water, cuz i never drink water, so my mom will know sumthins up. i herd like vitamin b or sumthin?


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Re: piss test [Re: incandescently]
    #455151 - 11/11/01 06:52 PM (15 years, 28 days ago)

most, if not all of those magic pills and drinks you buy are bullshit. they dont work. vitamin b is used to make your piss yellow after you chug a shit ton of water. if you wanna pass, then drink tons of water starting a few hours before your test, right up until you go in to take it. pop a couple vitamin b complex pills about an hour before you go in. you shouldnt be able to hold your piss for more than about 20 mins. for the whole time your drinking. if you can, then youre not drinking enough.


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Re: piss test [Re: DXMHEAD420]
    #455232 - 11/11/01 08:12 PM (15 years, 28 days ago)

There is atleast one certain drink that works, my friend found out the ingrediants and makes his own now(sells it to friends at half the price of the store-bought-brand). How else is a pothead supposed to live on probation?

But yeah, i dont remember which one it is. I know one of the ingrediants is creatine.


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Re: piss test [Re: MarleyBob]
    #455382 - 11/11/01 10:20 PM (15 years, 28 days ago)

does that just werk for thc? or does it werk for other things, it prob werks for all shit cuz it dilutes ur piss right?


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Re: piss test [Re: incandescently]
    #456346 - 11/12/01 08:49 PM (15 years, 27 days ago)

does mt. dew werk? i drink hella mt. dew but no water.


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Re: piss test [Re: incandescently]
    #456349 - 11/12/01 08:53 PM (15 years, 27 days ago)

"hella"


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Re: piss test [Re: NGC4414]
    #456354 - 11/12/01 08:56 PM (15 years, 27 days ago)

huh, u wanna know what hella means?


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Re: piss test [Re: incandescently]
    #456365 - 11/12/01 09:02 PM (15 years, 27 days ago)

No, it just reminds me of a post from last week called "things only locals say" or something like that.


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Re: piss test [Re: NGC4414]
    #456395 - 11/12/01 09:21 PM (15 years, 27 days ago)

o, i use it cuz its alot easier than typin more shit. kinda the same as lol or brb, i guess


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Re: piss test [Re: incandescently]
    #456412 - 11/12/01 09:42 PM (15 years, 27 days ago)

What exactly do you need to come up negative for? THC, mushrooms?


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Re: piss test [Re: incandescently]
    #456467 - 11/12/01 10:26 PM (15 years, 27 days ago)

look man, not to sound like a dick, but if you wanna pass the fucking test, follow the directions i gave you. quit looking for an easier way, because short of spending a hundred bucks for some big fancy set up with a fake dick, heating pad, and someone elses clean urine, my way's your best way. dont drink mountain dew. drink fucking water. whats so hard about that. if you think that for some reason your mom will get suspicious, then sit in your room all day drinking water. then, when it comes time when you need to be around her, use an empty 20 oz. mountain dew bottle filled with water. for christs sake im tryin to help you out here, and give you explicit directions that a 4 year old could follow: drink shit tons of water, to the point that you absolutely positively cannot hold your piss for more than 20 mins., starting several (3-8) hours before your test. do this all the way til you take your test. in other words, you should be pissing every 20 mins for several hours. pop a couple vitamin b complex pills an hour or so before your test. also, give your sample from the middle of your stream, not the beginning or end, as the middle is the cleanest part. i hope im not sounding like an asshole, but just follow the goddamned directions, as they are the proven way to pass.


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Re: piss test [Re: DXMHEAD420]
    #456474 - 11/12/01 10:34 PM (15 years, 27 days ago)

LoL, ill bet he'll still be like "But will mountain dew work? my mom, you see, i live with her and she sees me drinking it. She wont suspect anything if i drink alot of mountaing dew.. Water is not so tasty. Nah, ive got spare lunch money i can spend on magic pills. So, where do I get them?"


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Re: piss test [Re: Tamrylin]
    #456484 - 11/12/01 10:41 PM (15 years, 27 days ago)

dmxhead i aint askin for an easier way, im just sayin that if mt. dew works y change?


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Re: piss test [Re: incandescently]
    #456775 - 11/13/01 09:09 AM (15 years, 26 days ago)

look into your local grocery store..there is a product by the name "CERTO" ...it will either be in the jello section or the canning section....eat the packet a few hours b4 the test and drink water...not mt. dew.


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Re: piss test [Re: 40oz]
    #457584 - 11/14/01 01:18 AM (15 years, 26 days ago)

why wouldn't mt dew work? the point of drinking water is to piss lots, no? mt dew makes you piss, hell all liquids do (except for maybe salt water). Speaking of slaming water, today my friends and I held a 'gallon chalenge', chug a gal. of water in ten min. I vomited but won.


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Re: piss test [Re: 40oz]
    #457591 - 11/14/01 01:23 AM (15 years, 26 days ago)

I heard that CERTO thing works. what exactly does it do?


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Re: piss test [Re: TeRzMaStA]
    #457844 - 11/14/01 09:14 AM (15 years, 25 days ago)

Mt. Dew is sick. It has brominated vegetable oil in it. Why the fuck would anyone drink vegetable oil?

Anyway, as stated here before, water is best. If you can handle wheat grass and/or spirulina, that helps, too. Go to a health store and get a wheat grass/spirulina smoothy.

Drink lots of water. Piss in the middle of the night before the test. Drink more water. If you're going to take vitamin B complex, only take one pill. Unless you've done it before, you have no clue how oddly yellow your piss gets. I take them daily.

Finally, at the test, piss in the toilet first. Give the middle of the stream to the cup, then finish the piss in the toilet. The first and last piss contents are usually dirtiest.


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Re: piss test [Re: Insomnia]
    #458167 - 11/14/01 03:51 PM (15 years, 25 days ago)

wtf, who cares if it has sum vegtible oil in it. u eat alot of shit with stuff in it u wouldnt normally eat (unless u eat organic shit) . are u gonna eat strait sodium benzoate or other preservatives? i dont think so...


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