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 telamahooka
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 piss test!!!!!!!!! 
#2270032 - 01/25/04 01:51 AM (17 years, 1 month ago) |
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my parents have caught me a few times before smoking and i found one of their drug tests  . since i don't know when they plan on using it i was wondering if there are ways of getting clean really fast or are there wasy of tampering with my piss so i pass. i don't wanna pay like 20 bucks on some drink that i have to order on the net. will using clean urine work even though it is about a month old and is at room temerature???
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notapillow
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or is ther any way to fuck with the test???
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barfightlard
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Just get some clean piss form someone and store it. if it's in the dark it will probably be ok. btw your parents are assholes 
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Put in the clean urine, add some water, check the thermometer. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think the piss is supposed to be somewhere between 92 to 97, so just add some hot water until it falls in that range.
You should be fine, unless it's one of those tests that test for Ph and a bunch of other shit, which if your parents bought it, it probably isn't.
And if they caught you smoking, why do they need to test you? They already know you smoke, it'll prove nothing new, unless they suspect you of using opiates, meth or PCP.
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Osker246
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 Re: piss test!!!!!!!!! [Re: Ravus]
#2270388 - 01/25/04 03:49 AM (17 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ravus said:
And if they caught you smoking, why do they need to test you?
Maybe because he still not at a legal age and still lives with the parents?
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If they use the test on you just tell them to fuck off, that they have already caught you smoking so what's the point??
Tell them the test is stupid, they are narcs and that you hate them.
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Re: piss test!!!!!!!!! [Re: Ginseng]
#2271930 - 01/25/04 04:38 PM (17 years, 1 month ago) |
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If it's a store bought one....you can easily make it go your way. I have found that powder clorox bleach works EXTREMELY well in tricking that crap 
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telamahooka
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how much clorox bleach, i've heard it only comes up dilluted, not negative for bud.
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8.1.1 Bleach (powdered): Chlorinated bleach will test negative, and it's the best household additive. In an emergency, Jeff Nightbyrd recommends adding unscented bleach crystals to a diluted sample. It's recommended to grind the powdered bleach to a finer grain. 1/4 teaspoon is recommended for a 60cc sample. For liquid bleach, add six to ten drops. Bleach will throw the pH outside the normal body range; so it may be apparent that the sample was tampered with. Some bleaches foam or leave residue, so experiment with different brands before selecting which to use.
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telamahooka
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thanks a lot for all the tips!! 
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THEBOSS
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My mom use to work for a major drug testing company and the way i passed was to get a empty 2 liter bottle put two or more cap fulls of viniger in it then fill the rest with water (mix) drink as many as you can. This will work.
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filthysock
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Or you could do things like drink water everytime your thirsty instead of like coca cola or something, drink alot of tea... camamille really cleanses your system well, onions... eat food with onions in 'em... or garlic, I forgot. Lemon cleanses your system well. But seriosuly, if you just drink alot of camamille tea, like drink it as often as you can you will be sure to be THC free on the test in like 3 days! Often people drink bottles upon bottles of water right before the test and that helps alot of time.
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FrankieJustTrypt
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If it is a store bought drug test, just drink alot of water.
All you have to do is drink enough water(drink alot) that your urine will be so diluted that it will not show any THC. Take alot of Vitamin B(B complex, I find that B6 alone works best) about an hour or two before you pee. Your urine will be diluted and will be yellow, may appear a bit neon yellow, but your parents should not really be aware of this.
The big problem with drug tests, like the kinds that they give you for porbation, is most labs use the Intect 7 strips, which check for creatinine, specific gravity, nitrites, adulterants, and a few other things.. They use these before they even test it for drugs. It makes dilution and adulteration basically impossible.
Though if you maintain regular exercise and a high metabolism, along with low THC intake(like me  ), you can dilute your urine enough so the THC is not over the 50ng/ml cut off, but creatinine levels remain high enough to not trigger a "diluted specimen" result. Taking creatine supplements can help, though i believe its half-life is something like 24 hours... Also if you do get popped its good to have as high of creatinine levels as possible as they use a creatinine/THC ratio... Say you piss dirty one week, then you smoke more, so technically they should, via the ng/ml results, know that you smoked more since your last test. You take a shitload of creatine up to your next test, and even if the ng/ml level is higher than before, the higher level of creatinine will bring the ration down...
Still there is no good way to cheat professional tests.
As for home tests, I'm almost certain they do not check for dilution, so your only problem is knowing when to drink all that water or other diruretic(cranberry juice, caffeine, etc.) and don't forget the Vitamin B for the icing on the cake.
One idea I just had is if you can't dilute your urine the old fashion way, (lack of preparation time), try getting a drink of water right before, hold it in your mouth and when you piss, only piss a little for color, and dribble the water in your mouth into the cup... Would be diluted, but that idea is fresh of the line, I don;t recommend it.
My answer would be tell your parents to get a life. 
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Why do you smoke weed anyways? Its just a waste of money, slows you down, gives your parents a headache, causes family arguments and communication breakdowns, bad feelings towards you, your parents. Not worth the short burnt out giggly high. Its just not worth the hassle. 
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who cares if you fail? what are they gonna do, throw you in jail? not give you the job? piss in that cup, and "fail" with pride!
are they gonna watch you piss?
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this is gonna sound really corny...
they're doing it because they love you. weed is illegal. no one wants to see their kid's future get fucked up because of a drug conviction... you might be really careful about getting caught and stuff... but do they know that? everyone thinks they're careful. i worry about my friends sometimes... how deep they get themselves into things and how badly fucked they would be if they got caught. then i look at myself and i'm even riskier... but i'm careful, right??? . i wouldn't want my little brother doing half the shit that i did when i was his age.
it's hard being a parent. they're worried you're gonna do some dumb kid thing and get yourself a drug conviction. take it easy on 'em eh?
maybe your folks are different though. my parents caught me smoking grass when i was a younger and their chief concern was getting a call from me down at the station... or me crashing my car in a stoned haze. maybe yours just think it's bad for you. 
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Gridge420
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Its probably just hear/say but i always hear visine or however the hell u spell it cleans the thc out, also have heard bleach will do the same but who knows. My old crack dealer use to drink so much water it shut his system down so he pissed out the water he drank u could try that, he swore it worked who knows...
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Re: piss test!!!!!!!!! [Re: Gridge420]
#2286068 - 01/30/04 03:29 AM (17 years, 1 month ago) |
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Get Mushmaster out of here! He's bumming everyone out!
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dude its a damn home drug test, hot water and yellow food coloring=pass, unless yur dad wants to watch the piss fall from your penis.
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