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Offlinemikeyboy
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Having a "pick me up" at work
    #4538767 - 08/15/05 06:16 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

So who does it... mundane boring day at work...


what do you do to make it go quicker?  :smirk: :thumbup:

Edit: If other please can you state what it is  :tongue: :sun:

What do you do/have you done to make your workdays go quicker... ?
You may choose many
Weed
Ecstasy
Coke
Mushies
Other


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Re: Having a "pick me up" at work [Re: mikeyboy]
    #4538768 - 08/15/05 06:17 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I drink coffee


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Re: Having a "pick me up" at work [Re: mikeyboy]
    #4538786 - 08/15/05 06:22 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

i used to work at these pools for this condo place( i wasn't a life guard i just cleaned leaves outta the pool and made sure none was doing anything wrong) but i would go into the pool room and smoke with my "supervisor" that drove around In a golf cart or we would just chill next to the pool if it was a slow day and do it. i miss those days... When it was slow we would smoke up and then he would go back to work and drive around in his cart and then i would just jump into the pool and relax and just swim around not caring about anything. now i work 2jobs 3am-8am 9am-2pm and at both those jobs i cant smoke at while i am working.


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Re: Having a "pick me up" at work [Re: LethalX5]
    #4538795 - 08/15/05 06:24 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Ginseng.


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Re: Having a "pick me up" at work [Re: InsatiableThirst]
    #4538802 - 08/15/05 06:26 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

:what:


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Re: Having a "pick me up" at work [Re: mikeyboy]
    #4538885 - 08/15/05 06:43 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

none of them, I wait until after work to use anything, I respect the rules of my job.......but,years ago with jobs I was sick of and knew I was tired of and planning on quitting anyway, I would say weed, sometimes...but that was before work, I would never bring any to use on breaks or anything..


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Re: Having a "pick me up" at work [Re: mikeyboy]
    #4538887 - 08/15/05 06:44 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Ill maybe have a toke before work and drink caffeine.


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Re: Having a "pick me up" at work [Re: mikeyboy]
    #4539424 - 08/15/05 08:47 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I sometimes takes opiates if i get unmotivated or tired.


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Re: Having a "pick me up" at work [Re: Liz]
    #4539510 - 08/15/05 09:15 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I'm a chef.


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Re: Having a "pick me up" at work [Re: mikeyboy]
    #4539519 - 08/15/05 09:18 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I used to get stoned a lot. Every once in a while I'd do a line or 3 before going in.


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Re: Having a "pick me up" at work [Re: Liz]
    #4539535 - 08/15/05 09:22 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

ifallapart said:
I sometimes takes opiates if i get unmotivated or tired.




that's odd, i take opiates to get unmotivated and tired.


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Re: Having a "pick me up" at work [Re: mikeyboy]
    #4539536 - 08/15/05 09:22 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

A good strong coffee always puts me straight.

5 big teaspoons of instant coffee.
3 big teaspoons of sugar.
1/3 Milk
2/3 cold/luke warm water.

Down the hatch in one, works every time.
I don't think weed would mix well in a working environment, didn't work well at school for me anyways. Failed a few subjects due to being wasted in too many lessons to often.


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Re: Having a "pick me up" at work [Re: mikeyboy]
    #4539542 - 08/15/05 09:23 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I used to work as a bartender at a resort where all the employees did lots of drugs.  As stupid as it was, I used to deal out of the bar, because my manager was cool with it.  He used to buy weed from me (or trade pills for it). 

We did ALL types of drugs there, but primarily coke and weed.  Once, I was dropping out sugar cubes an hour or so before work, and spilled some cid on my hand.  That was a freaky night.  :eek:


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Re: Having a "pick me up" at work [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4539547 - 08/15/05 09:25 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

haha

LSD while selling drinks.


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Re: Having a "pick me up" at work [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4539557 - 08/15/05 09:27 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

It was fucking wild. The bar was wiggling and shit, and I had to go outside when the giggles kicked in. For the most, part I maintained my composure.

It was a great job for an addict. People used to tip me in drugs sometimes (weed was the most common, but I would commonly get lines or pills), and I met a lot of crazy connects. Those were some strange days.


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Re: Having a "pick me up" at work [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4539578 - 08/15/05 09:31 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

How did they give you lines as tips?


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Re: Having a "pick me up" at work [Re: eVil_]
    #4539583 - 08/15/05 09:32 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

They make me hyper and alert.  I usually take them to clean the house  :tongue:


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Re: Having a "pick me up" at work [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4539687 - 08/15/05 09:52 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

HELLA_TIGHT said:
How did they give you lines as tips?




They'd whisper, "Psssst.... you wanna line? How can we do this?" It was real easy because we had a private bathroom right near the bar that you could lock. I'd just disappear for a second, and be right back. It actually happened a lot. Especially once I got known for being open to receiving yayo as a tip.


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Re: Having a "pick me up" at work [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4539719 - 08/15/05 09:59 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

:lol:

That's awesome, how hard is it to become a bartender?


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Re: Having a "pick me up" at work [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4539749 - 08/15/05 10:06 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

For me, it was really a matter of being in the right place at the right time.

My then-girlfriend's mother had been bartending there for like a decade, and she was moving to Oregon, so they left her in charge of finding and training her own replacement. I had no experience or anything, but she knew and trusted me, so she trained me and I stuck with it for almost four years.

It was really fucking easy to learn, too. It helped that the bar I learned in wasn't crazy; it was part lounge, part service bar for a restaurant. I learned in a pretty relaxed environment, serving martinis and vodka tonics; simple stuff like that. When I left, I could work any bar at the resort efficiently. You learn the drinks really fast.


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