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OfflineFreshCaps
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Just got home from GNC...
    #4511246 - 08/08/05 07:30 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Well, I called GNC, which is a nutritional/supplement store, and I asked the guy if they carry Ephedrine. He said, "Nope, but we just got something new in stock that's just like it."

So I go there, and I see a handicapped retard in a wheelchair behind the desk, so I walk up to him and I say, "I'm the one who called about the Ephedrine."

So he pulls out this baggie of these clear crystals, he tells me to smoke them through a pipe.  So I ask him what kind of pipe, and he pulls a small glass pipe out of his fanny pack.  So I think, "I wonder if this is weed?"

He says the bag plus the pipe will be $70.00.  So I give him the money and he gives me the baggie and the pipe.

I should also mention that this guy wore a bright yellow bicycle helmet, and a speedo.



Is this weed?

How do I smoke it?

:smile:


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Re: Just got home from GNC... [Re: FreshCaps]
    #4511251 - 08/08/05 07:31 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

-------->:goatse:



:yesnod:


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Re: Just got home from GNC... [Re: Infrared]
    #4511264 - 08/08/05 07:39 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

DeepBlue42 said:
-------->:goatse:



:yesnod:




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Re: Just got home from GNC... [Re: FreshCaps]
    #4511269 - 08/08/05 07:39 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

:yourock:


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Re: Just got home from GNC... [Re: eligal]
    #4511272 - 08/08/05 07:40 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

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eligal said:
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DeepBlue42 said:
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:yesnod:







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Re: Just got home from GNC... [Re: FreshCaps]
    #4511283 - 08/08/05 07:42 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

:shitstorm:


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Re: Just got home from GNC... [Re: AliceDee]
    #4511296 - 08/08/05 07:50 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

This thread rocks! & the gremlin AliceDee chose is appropriate.


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The breeze in the courtyard leaves & returns.
Like is like that, so why not relax?
Who can stop us from celebrating?

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Re: Just got home from GNC... [Re: dante]
    #4511308 - 08/08/05 07:54 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

:grin: :afro:


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