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Just got home from GNC...
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Well, I called GNC, which is a nutritional/supplement store, and I asked the guy if they carry Ephedrine. He said, "Nope, but we just got something new in stock that's just like it."

So I go there, and I see a handicapped retard in a wheelchair behind the desk, so I walk up to him and I say, "I'm the one who called about the Ephedrine."

So he pulls out this baggie of these clear crystals, he tells me to smoke them through a pipe.  So I ask him what kind of pipe, and he pulls a small glass pipe out of his fanny pack.  So I think, "I wonder if this is weed?"

He says the bag plus the pipe will be $70.00.  So I give him the money and he gives me the baggie and the pipe.

I should also mention that this guy wore a bright yellow bicycle helmet, and a speedo.



Is this weed?

How do I smoke it?

:smile:


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Re: Just got home from GNC... [Re: FreshCaps]
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-------->:goatse:



:yesnod:


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When chemistry is outlawed.. Only outlaws have chemistry:rainbowdrink:

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Re: Just got home from GNC... [Re: Infrared]
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DeepBlue42 said:
-------->:goatse:



:yesnod:



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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: Just got home from GNC... [Re: FreshCaps]
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:yourock:

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Re: Just got home from GNC... [Re: eligal]
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eligal said:
DeepBlue42 said:
-------->:goatse:



:yesnod:





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Re: Just got home from GNC... [Re: FreshCaps]
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:shitstorm:

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Re: Just got home from GNC... [Re: AliceDee]
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This thread rocks! & the gremlin AliceDee chose is appropriate.


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The clouds above us join & separate,
The breeze in the courtyard leaves & returns.
Like is like that, so why not relax?
Who can stop us from celebrating?
-Lu Yu

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Re: Just got home from GNC... [Re: dante]
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:grin: :afro:


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