Home | Community | Message Board
You are not signed in.
Sign In New Account
Forum Index Search Posts Trusted Vendors Highlights Galleries FAQ User List Chat Store Random Growery

Sporeworks
This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.

Community > The Pub
Threaded Mode Threaded  Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next 

Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

MagicBag.co Shop: Certified Organic All-In-One Grow Bags by Magic Bag

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1
I just wrote to the Howard Stern Show to see if I could get on
    #4496908 -

I volunteered to be embarrassed and demeaned on his show. I offered to run my hand up and down Benji's (the fat hairy guy) ass crack and lick my hand. I am probably willing to do other stuff. I asked for two things if I do humiliate myself on his show:

1. Howard pays for any plastic surgery I get.
2. Howard donates a nice chunk of money to the USO (the organization that provides comfort and entertainment to U.S. troops).

I could afford any surgery I want now, but I am really trying not to touch my money. I kind of view it as my nest egg that should remain untouched except for emergencies.

I figure if I am going to do something so self-centered and vain I might as well accomplish some good while I do it.

Let the lampooning begin. Feel free to make fun of me.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I just wrote to the Howard Stern Show to see if I could get on [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4496915 -

:poke:


--------------------
Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.

~Casil



:cactus:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I just wrote to the Howard Stern Show to see if I could get on [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4496926 -

I hope you're on the show. I'd watch it.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I just wrote to the Howard Stern Show to see if I could get on [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4496941 -

As far as plastic surgery goes, you should get your johnson reformed into the shape of a shroom.



...oh wait...

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I just wrote to the Howard Stern Show to see if I could get on [Re: Vvellum]
    #4496952 -

bi0 said:
I hope you're on the show. I'd watch it.


If I was on I would wear a Shroomery shirt.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I just wrote to the Howard Stern Show to see if I could get on [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4496960 -

RandalFlagg said:
bi0 said:
I hope you're on the show. I'd watch it.


If I was on I would wear a Shroomery shirt.


Dude that would be fucking awsome.


--------------------
yawn...
SG

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I just wrote to the Howard Stern Show to see if I could get on [Re: Stonerguy]
    #4496996 -

I'd do that for $1000.00 flat, and I;d even wait for him to have dirahhrea (sp?)..


Seriously I need $$$...


--------------------
THE BEST ASS:



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I just wrote to the Howard Stern Show to see if I could get on [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4497127 -

Good luck man. I can't even imagine how many letters Stern gets that are more humiliating and asking for less than yourself just to be on the show. If you do happen to get on by a stroke of luck I'd definately watch.


--------------------
m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I just wrote to the Howard Stern Show to see if I could get on [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4497142 -

RandalFlagg said:
2. Howard donates a nice chunk of money Shroomery.org


Good idea !

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I just wrote to the Howard Stern Show to see if I could get on [Re: TYL3R]
    #4497168 -

TYL3R said:
RandalFlagg said:
2.  Howard donates a nice chunk of money Shroomery.org


Good idea !


:cheers:


--------------------
m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1

MagicBag.co Shop: Certified Organic All-In-One Grow Bags by Magic Bag

Community > The Pub
Threaded Mode Threaded  Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next 

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Howard stern - high pitch eric PriitK 4,818 7 03/03/06 12:27 AM
by Abudiwa
* . z_x_x_z 1,601 6 12/05/04 11:41 PM
by Corporal Kielbasa
* HAHAHAHA Howard Stern right now!!! dobinky 1,055 9 03/17/05 10:12 AM
by Corporal Kielbasa
* Howard Stern Morning Show THE KRAT BARON 1,137 10 01/31/06 12:19 PM
by THE KRAT BARON
* I'm thinking about plastic surgery again
( 1 2 3 4 5 all )		 RandalFlagg 8,178 84 07/19/05 04:32 PM
by Vvellum
* Lasik/Laser eye surgery
( 1 2 all )		 i8an8thsGF 2,781 27 02/29/08 09:27 PM
by BrAiN
* Lasik Eye Surgery CLUTCH 1,243 15 01/07/06 08:51 AM
by gregorio
* Pics of bad celebrity plastic surgery results RandalFlagg 1,988 8 09/08/05 04:40 PM
by TubOlucinogens

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
869 topic views. 7 members, 741 guests and 230 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2026 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.032 seconds spending 0.006 seconds on 14 queries.