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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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I just wrote to the Howard Stern Show to see if I could get on
    #4496908 - 08/04/05 10:46 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I volunteered to be embarrassed and demeaned on his show. I offered to run my hand up and down Benji's (the fat hairy guy) ass crack and lick my hand. I am probably willing to do other stuff. I asked for two things if I do humiliate myself on his show:

1. Howard pays for any plastic surgery I get.
2. Howard donates a nice chunk of money to the USO (the organization that provides comfort and entertainment to U.S. troops).

I could afford any surgery I want now, but I am really trying not to touch my money. I kind of view it as my nest egg that should remain untouched except for emergencies.

I figure if I am going to do something so self-centered and vain I might as well accomplish some good while I do it.

Let the lampooning begin. Feel free to make fun of me.


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Re: I just wrote to the Howard Stern Show to see if I could get on [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4496915 - 08/04/05 10:48 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

:poke:


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.


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Re: I just wrote to the Howard Stern Show to see if I could get on [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4496926 - 08/04/05 10:52 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I hope you're on the show. I'd watch it.


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Re: I just wrote to the Howard Stern Show to see if I could get on [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4496941 - 08/04/05 10:54 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

As far as plastic surgery goes, you should get your johnson reformed into the shape of a shroom.



...oh wait...


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: I just wrote to the Howard Stern Show to see if I could get on [Re: Vvellum]
    #4496952 - 08/04/05 10:57 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

bi0 said:
I hope you're on the show. I'd watch it.




If I was on I would wear a Shroomery shirt.


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Re: I just wrote to the Howard Stern Show to see if I could get on [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4496960 - 08/04/05 11:00 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
Quote:

bi0 said:
I hope you're on the show. I'd watch it.




If I was on I would wear a Shroomery shirt.




Dude that would be fucking awsome.


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Re: I just wrote to the Howard Stern Show to see if I could get on [Re: Stonerguy]
    #4496996 - 08/04/05 11:09 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I'd do that for $1000.00 flat, and I;d even wait for him to have dirahhrea (sp?)..


Seriously I need $$$...


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Re: I just wrote to the Howard Stern Show to see if I could get on [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4497127 - 08/04/05 11:45 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Good luck man. I can't even imagine how many letters Stern gets that are more humiliating and asking for less than yourself just to be on the show. If you do happen to get on by a stroke of luck I'd definately watch.


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Re: I just wrote to the Howard Stern Show to see if I could get on [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4497142 - 08/04/05 11:50 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
2. Howard donates a nice chunk of money Shroomery.org




Good idea !


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Re: I just wrote to the Howard Stern Show to see if I could get on [Re: TYL3R]
    #4497168 - 08/04/05 11:55 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

TYL3R said:
Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
2.  Howard donates a nice chunk of money Shroomery.org




Good idea !




:cheers:


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