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This is how cool i am.
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its 1:11am
im going to 7-11 to pick me up a box of cereal & some milk.
lucky charms motherfucker.
and if they dont have that, than capt crunch it is.

i've had a shitty day, my dog chased a skunk & got sprayed,
i drove him home to bathe him twice, and now my car smells like skunky fucking shit.
just wait till the early sun hits my car & bakes the sealed interior
for hours on end, what a treat instore for me when i decide to take a leisure drive on my only remaining day off work.
whoop-de-fucking-do-for-me.
hey look, that was my dog that just walked passed me,
STILL smelling like bathed, purfumed, SHIT.
thanks "matches" (yeah thats his name)

but im going to get that bowl of cereal & it WILL make up for my shitty day.
and i just might get one of those jumbo size otter pops to make up for my ruined night.

yeah thats just what i will do.

...but i'll walk.


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Re: This is how cool i am. [Re: 40oz]
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:lol:

I've walked to the gas station for lays stax at 2 in the morning.

Needed to munch, mang.

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Re: This is how cool i am. [Re: 40oz]
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Hell ya for cereal! That makes everything better... especially Lucky Charms :sun:

Sucks about your car though dude.. nasty smell to be stuck in there
At least you can go to the store though... there's nothing open around here after 12.. not in walking distance.


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Re: This is how cool i am. [Re: Trainwreck]
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Yea one time on a lot of cocaine I went to the gas station at like 1-3 in the morning in a ripped shorts/undershirt combo I use to sleep in. Im sure I was sweating, with crazy eyes, buying some of those strawberry shortcake popsicle things, man I love those.

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Re: This is how cool i am. [Re: Trainwreck]
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I hate going to gas stations drunk in the middle of the night, I always spend whatever's in my pocket.


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Re: This is how cool i am. [Re: Jadian]
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I'm bad about that too. I'll wake up the next day and see this bag full of shit that I bought at the gas station and will never eat.

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Re: This is how cool i am. [Re: Deadmaker]
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Couple of nights ago I had to walk a mile through the neigbhorhood/YMCA park/bike trail/Target parking lot to get to the gas station for a gallon of milk. They had a 2.19 special on it so I was able to buy some gum too. Only annoyance was the freezing of the fingers and walking through sprinklers. What happens when the bike is flat.

I totally agree on the cereal thing. Thats a highlight for me everyday. I get the oats n raisins Raisin Bran. Yum.


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Re: This is how cool i am. [Re: Deadmaker]
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Deadmaker said:
I'm bad about that too. I'll wake up the next day and see this bag full of shit that I bought at the gas station and will never eat.



I hate that about myself  :mad2:


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Re: This is how cool i am. [Re: Cowgold]
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I like the smell of skunk, it smells like weed....


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Re: This is how cool i am. [Re: Jadian]
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Drunk/stoned convenience store runs are the best. On the other hand, they're the worst when it comes to spending money you shouldn't be spending.


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Re: This is how cool i am. [Re: Mighty Bop]
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Mighty Bop said:
I like the smell of skunk, it smells like weed....



Only in limited doses :argh:


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Re: This is how cool i am. [Re: Mighty Bop]
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Mighty Bop said:
I like the smell of skunk, it smells like weed....



maybe from far away..but the shit in my car,
smells like i pissed in it after drinking a POT of coffee.


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Re: This is how cool i am. [Re: 40oz]
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The grocery store was out of M?eslix!

I was pissed.

Next time I go shopping I'm gonna buy 10 boxes!

Somebody told me I must be sniffing glue if M?eslix is my favorite cereal. Go figure!

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Re: This is how cool i am. [Re: 40oz]
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This dog loves  skunks.....3 times during a late night or 4;30AM walk, she's had a skunk in her mouth :eek:......I aggravated my already hurt rotater cuff, not to mention chokin' the shit  out her to make her drop them.  {three seperate times }...Tomato juice/ fragrant shampoo combo 2 or 3 times.... takes care of the dog...{and me}.......          The  car ??? :blush: :confused:........  Leave your windows open.... and Lysol. :grin:  Good Luck !!!


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