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Re: i GOT THE PETSMART JOB!! [Re: MOTH]
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EllemyshShade said:
Jeff says he gets paid pretty well.  :grin:

They'll move me to full time once I "prove" myself as an employee.


10 to 1 Jeff will ask you to 'prove' yourself within the first 3 weeks

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Re: i GOT THE PETSMART JOB!! [Re: GhostOfGoobler]
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GhostOfGoobler said:
10 to 1 Jeff will ask you to 'prove' yourself within the first 3 weeks


Does that really go on in retail?

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Re: i GOT THE PETSMART JOB!! [Re: MOTH]
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Congratulations, what about 7-11? Left 'em hanging?


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Re: i GOT THE PETSMART JOB!! [Re: RESTLESS]
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If 7-11 calls back, I'll tell them I got a better job offer. 

Jeff from Petsmart just called.  :grin:

He says I can go in tomorrow to fill out paperwork. 

And then...the DRUG TEST.    :eek:

I'm sure I'll pass.  :cool:

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Re: i GOT THE PETSMART JOB!! [Re: GhostOfGoobler]
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GhostOfGoobler said:
EllemyshShade said:
Jeff says he gets paid pretty well.  :grin:

They'll move me to full time once I "prove" myself as an employee.


10 to 1 Jeff will ask you to 'prove' yourself within the first 3 weeks


:ass2mouth:


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Re: i GOT THE PETSMART JOB!! [Re: Skunk420]
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Very cool, all the best with your new digs!


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Re: i GOT THE PETSMART JOB!! [Re: MOTH]
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EllemyshShade said:
If 7-11 calls back, I'll tell them I got a better job offer. 

Jeff from Petsmart just called.  :grin:

He says I can go in tomorrow to fill out paperwork. 

And then...the DRUG TEST.    :eek:

I'm sure I'll pass.  :cool:


If its been more then 3 days I wouldn't fret! Good luck. Just drink alot of water.  :thumbup:


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Re: i GOT THE PETSMART JOB!! [Re: PuZuZu]
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weed slowly drops out of your system,
it takes way more than 3 days to clear


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Re: i GOT THE PETSMART JOB!! [Re: MeatSpace]
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I'm not planning on using my own urine.

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Re: i GOT THE PETSMART JOB!! [Re: MOTH]
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Elle,

Don't smoke until then (courtesy of the Department of Redundancy Department).

Fast for a day. Drink plenty of water. Your body is going to need it. Do enough exercise where you feel your blood sugar drop.. lethargy, lightheadedness, a little shaky. This burns your brown fat; the fat your body holds for immediate energy. Tums will help with the stomach pain. If you get hungry, fill your gut with water.

Flush this water out with some coffee. Repeat as necessary.


The night before the test, eat a big slab of steak, something with about a gram of creatine in it. It may be a lot, but eat it. Load up on water again.

The day of the test, get a few morning pisses out of the way. Take a multivitamin for color in your urine. If it's too watered down they will make you take it again or your employer may see it as a sign of a stoner failing at trying to pass a drug test. If the vitamin turns your piss an odd color, explain that you have started an exercise routine and your trainer told you to drink plenty of water and take said vitamin.

Catch your sample mid-stream (most of the baddies come out in the beginning and a bit at the end).

This way, #1 your piss isn't watered down, #2 your liver has time to turn the creatine from the steak into creatinine which they will test for to see if its a legit sample and #3 you should pass.


If you're real paranoid about not passing, get that Flusher stuff. Works like a charm. $30 or not getting a job because of a failed drug test..

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Re: i GOT THE PETSMART JOB!! [Re: MOTH]
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They will test the temperature of the piss, fyi.

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Re: i GOT THE PETSMART JOB!! [Re: MOTH]
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Congrats on the job Elle! You're an inspiration to a fellow unemployed stoner.


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Re: i GOT THE PETSMART JOB!! [Re: MOTH]
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Hell yeah, good for you Shady*!

A word of warning: I worked at a pet store for a couple of years when I was a kid, and I saw a lot of the employees fall into this trap: just because you have a discount at a pet store, it DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD KEEP BUYING PETS. I didn't have that problem, but these two ladies I worked with must've bought a million animals; anything that was too cute not to own. Don't be a "cat lady".....


*(I've decided I'm going to start calling you 'Shady'. You know, to set myself apart from the crowd.)

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Re: i GOT THE PETSMART JOB!! [Re: Burke Dennings]
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I can live with Shady.  :grin:

A couple of weeks ago I ordered a sythetic urine kit called 'Quick Fix.'  I read on good authority from Overgrow that it works perfect.  It comes pre-mixed and also with little warmer thingies.  If you keep the bottle in the warmer thingie's (which attach to the bottle) for 60 minutes previous to the test or something like that, it'll get the temp of the synthetic urine up to the proper temperature. 

I don't want to try and use my own urine at all...I've been a daily smoker for over a year now and I'm afraid I'd have to be clean for several weeks, maybe months, before I'm clear of THC.  I thought about doing the flushes and other stuff, but I just don't want to risk it...

I'm pretty confident in my Quick Fix.

Oh: Electrode: No, I won't be a crazy pet lady.  The most I'll have at one time is two cats and a dog.  Two cats for each lap in the household.  (I don't have a dog right now but will be getting one once we move)

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Re: i GOT THE PETSMART JOB!! [Re: MOTH]
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EllemyshShade said:
I can live with Shady.  :grin:

A couple of weeks ago I ordered a sythetic urine kit called 'Quick Fix.'  I read on good authority from Overgrow that it works perfect.  It comes pre-mixed and also with little warmer thingies.  If you keep the bottle in the warmer thingie's (which attach to the bottle) for 60 minutes previous to the test or something like that, it'll get the temp of the synthetic urine up to the proper temperature. 

I don't want to try and use my own urine at all...I've been a daily smoker for over a year now and I'm afraid I'd have to be clean for several weeks, maybe months, before I'm clear of THC.  I thought about doing the flushes and other stuff, but I just don't want to risk it...

I'm pretty confident in my Quick Fix.

Oh: Electrode: No, I won't be a crazy pet lady.  The most I'll have at one time is two cats and a dog.  Two cats for each lap in the household.  (I don't have a dog right now but will be getting one once we move)


Good idea. I lightly smoked during drug tests so I could give myself 3 days or whatever. That would take care of any worries!


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Re: i GOT THE PETSMART JOB!! [Re: MOTH]
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Cool.  We've been considering getting 2 kitties as well.  My dog doesn't adjust well to change, and if I moved her from my parent's house (the only house she's ever known), she'd probably freak out and die.  She's a neurotic little min-pin.

I have NEVER had to take a urine test.  I could quit doing drugs today, and in five years, my tests would probably still show high concentrations of THC and opiates.  :grin:  Me likey drugs.

p.s. I saw your Pedro in the Garden.  Gorgeous!  Even with the brown spots, it's still a real beauty.  Mines a shawty:


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Re: i GOT THE PETSMART JOB!! [Re: Burke Dennings]
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I was shocked when I saw the brown spots.  :frown:  I'm hoping that if I start feeding it that lime as suggested it'll brighten up again.  The coolest part is how large it's grown. 

Here it is when I first bought it:



And now:


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Re: i GOT THE PETSMART JOB!! [Re: MOTH]
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Damn, nice!  How long did it take to grow that much? 

Mine probably doesn't get anywhere as much heat and light as yours.  It's completely indoors. :undecided:

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Re: i GOT THE PETSMART JOB!! [Re: Burke Dennings]
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Hmm...I got it in February 2005...

I can't believe it's grown that much in six months! You hardly notice it growing when you see it everyday.

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Re: i GOT THE PETSMART JOB!! [Re: MOTH]
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Congrats Ms. Shade :cool:!


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