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 UlisSausage7
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 piss test... i need to know how much i can smoke 
#4487019 - 08/02/05 08:54 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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alright so my next urine analysis test is monday august 15th. i havent smoked in over a month. Could i smoke on thursday and then on friday (probably gonna smoke a medium/small amount thursday and then get grilled friday). do i have anything to worry about?
i know i could smoke once and be fine, but i know THC builds up and i wanna be sure
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Marx said:
good luck with the microscopy
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coda
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 Re: piss test... i need to know how much i can smoke [Re: UlisSausage7]
#4487299 - 08/02/05 10:06 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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why risk it.
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Re: piss test... i need to know how much i can smoke [Re: coda]
#4487385 - 08/02/05 10:20 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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one time is all it could take to get violated. one of my bro's just got violated and screwed the rest of the festival season for him, hell he can't go anywhere now. piss tested every week and doing 2 drug and alcohol classes a week. now that really sucks. she actually let him off pretty light as it was his second time failing. live and learn.
how much longer are ya on paper.
peace
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Re: piss test... i need to know how much i can smoke [Re: backupwards]
#4487667 - 08/02/05 11:02 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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You could smoke once, friday, a few hits..should only take you like 3 nice big rips to get you stoned..any more then that is a big risk and any at all is a slight risk everyone metabolizes pot differently. I know I have gotten away with such things on probation. I smoked every 2 weeks for a while with random drug tests no less then 6 days before my next possible test (only two days I had to call)...I only smoked a few hits every time, and passed a couple tests 6 days after I smoked.
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UlisSausage7
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Re: piss test... i need to know how much i can smoke [Re: scatmanrav]
#4488610 - 08/03/05 03:30 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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ok well it turnes out i am smoking today (wednesday, its 2:30 AM) so could i get ripped and be fine. im only gonna smoke just this time, not twice. so ill have 11 days to get it out of my system.. more than enough?
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good luck with the microscopy
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Re: piss test... i need to know how much i can smoke [Re: UlisSausage7]
#4488632 - 08/03/05 03:56 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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As long as you smoke once, keep it 1-3 rips..you SHOULD be fine. The day of the test, wake up and take a piss, then drink enough water to have to piss again 2 hours before the test or so, and piss 2-4 hours before the test again..then only drink enough liquids to have to piss again. Take B12 if you can, and creatine if you can. Eating alot of red meat the two days before and the day of the test will up your creatine levels. And work out more if you do in the mean time.
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Re: piss test... i need to know how much i can smoke [Re: UlisSausage7]
#4488760 - 08/03/05 06:55 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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THC stores in the fat cells of your body, so if you are a really skinny person, your body will probably metabolize it out quickly. If you have some weight on you, I wouldn't smoke a whole lot. The day of your test, you need to keep drinking and pissing like scat says until you are pissing crystal clear. Then, a couple hours before the test, take some B or multi-vitamins. This will put some yellow back in your piss. I can't see why you wouldn't just hold off on smoking altogether until after the test.  Like coda said- Why risk it? It's just pot. If it was pussy or something, THEN there would be a problem! 
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Re: piss test... i need to know how much i can smoke [Re: UlisSausage7]
#4488785 - 08/03/05 07:21 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I always make it a rule of thumb to only smoke the weekend after my monthly piss test. That gives me a whole month to become clean. 11 days your pushing it. Everyone is different, I have seen friends smoke 3 days before an unexpected piss test and pass and I have seen 3 weeks before test and failed. Same body type, same work routine, same smount of pot.
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Re: piss test... i need to know how much i can smoke [Re: coda]
#4489039 - 08/03/05 09:10 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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coda said:
why risk it.
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UlisSausage7
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Re: piss test... i need to know how much i can smoke [Re: gdman]
#4489683 - 08/03/05 12:16 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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well the reason i am willing to risk it is because i have to take these every monday, and i dont have it for 2 weeks.
yeah, i better not risk it
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Marx said:
good luck with the microscopy
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Re: piss test... i need to know how much i can smoke [Re: UlisSausage7]
#4490198 - 08/03/05 02:18 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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You can buy detox stuff at gnc or whatever, the expensive ones can clear your system in a day. I passed a test 7 days after smoking by drinking two gallons of cranberry juice, but dont do that unless you dont mind feeling like crap for a few days. It shrivels your stomach to the size of a fist. Another pee test tip, never use the beginning or end of your stream. Pee in the toilet, clench, switch to cup, clench and switch back. The pee in the middle has less junk in it.
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SerioOria
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Re: piss test... i need to know how much i can smoke [Re: UlisSausage7]
#4490221 - 08/03/05 02:23 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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just drink about a 304923840293840928340923840928340985032809523804298302984209384092384029384092384293840234823098
gallons of water from now until your piss test, it should be so diluted by the day of the test there wont be enough thc present(but ive never been tested, so i cant say for 100%)
or you could just trip some shrooms and not worry about it since their rarely tested for?
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Edited by SerioOria (08/03/05 02:26 PM)
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Re: piss test... i need to know how much i can smoke [Re: LittleBen]
#4490239 - 08/03/05 02:25 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
LittleBen said:
You can buy detox stuff at gnc or whatever, the expensive ones can clear your system in a day. I passed a test 7 days after smoking by drinking two gallons of cranberry juice, but dont do that unless you dont mind feeling like crap for a few days. It shrivels your stomach to the size of a fist. Another pee test tip, never use the beginning or end of your stream. Pee in the toilet, clench, switch to cup, clench and switch back. The pee in the middle has less junk in it.
didnt know that, interesting
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Re: piss test... i need to know how much i can smoke [Re: SerioOria]
#4490268 - 08/03/05 02:30 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Detox things are just creatine and vitamins to make your piss look healthy. They are not 100% at al, and the same things can be achieved without the detox kits, which are usually like 50 bucks..
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UlisSausage7
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Re: piss test... i need to know how much i can smoke [Re: scatmanrav]
#4490803 - 08/03/05 04:30 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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well i thought that it would be out in about 7 days if you havent smoked in months. i'll have 11 days, that seemed like more than enough. i drink alot of water too
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Marx said:
good luck with the microscopy
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Re: piss test... i need to know how much i can smoke [Re: UlisSausage7]
#4490847 - 08/03/05 04:42 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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why would you even risk it....thats pretty dumb man.
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nightkrawler
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Re: piss test... i need to know how much i can smoke [Re: gdman]
#4491516 - 08/03/05 07:28 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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gdman said:
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coda said:
why risk it.
yea seriously. just wait till you dont have to be drug tested anymore. it's just pot, go without it for awhile. it'll make it all the better when your drug testing is done and you can smoke all you want.
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UlisSausage7
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Re: piss test... i need to know how much i can smoke [Re: nightkrawler]
#4491633 - 08/03/05 07:53 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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well i would never risk it if it were close, but i have 11 days. i jsut thought that was more than enough but i guess i was wrong. thansk for the info guys
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Marx said:
good luck with the microscopy
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Mr_Psilocin
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Re: piss test... i need to know how much i can smoke [Re: UlisSausage7]
#4492790 - 08/03/05 11:02 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Alright so here's THE SECRET  to cheating piss tests testing for THC you drink 2 liters of black tea(or was it fruit tea?whatever)you drink that amount about at least 15 min. before your drug test!It hides a lot of the THC but if you go and smoke like 7g in the same week you have the test your probably fucked.My friend did the same thing to cheat his drug test for work a couple of months ago TRUST ME it REALLY works.   
good luck!,Mr._Psilocin 
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