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OfflineBrAiN
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I am the god of jello shooters
    #4473753 - 07/30/05 03:58 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

I just put my heart and soul into a few tubs of jello shooters.

BrAiN's Jello shooters recipe: (I'll let you know how these turn out. I made enough for about 30-40 ppl at a party tonight).

* 4 packs of Jello (not that sugarfree bullshit.. the regular jello boxes that serve 8 ppl each). I chose 2 strawberry boxes and 2 strawberry/kiwi

* 6 dollar carton of strawberries

* 2 kiwis

* 1/5th of strawberry smirnoff twist

* 1/5th of melon smirnoff twist

* 4 large flat-shaped tubberware containers

Pour 4 cups of water into a large pot and bring to a boil. Pour in two of the strawberry boxes. Keep boiling for 1 minute while stirring. Move pot to a cooler burner and stir for 1 more minute. Let sit 2 minutes. Pour in 1/5th of strawberry vodka (which is exactly 4 cups, to replace the 4 cups of cold water required by recipe). Let sit for two more minutes and then pour into 2 large tupperware tubs. Sprinkle in strawberries. Refridgerate for 4 hours. Repeat process with strawberr/wiki jello, melon vodka, and chopped kiwi. You will be insta-cool.

I will be the hit of the party tonight baby! Gonna show those hollywood freaks how we do it up east coast styllllle :P


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Re: I am the god of jello shooters [Re: BrAiN]
    #4473764 - 07/30/05 04:02 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

wheres the liquor?


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Re: I am the god of jello shooters [Re: goobler]
    #4473771 - 07/30/05 04:06 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

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wheres the liquor?




Smirnoff Twist is vodka. It's only 35 percent alcohol so it blends in really well with the jello. It makes up 50% of the jello shooters almost. So we're talkin about 15-17 % alcohol in the jello shooters.


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Re: I am the god of jello shooters [Re: BrAiN]
    #4473777 - 07/30/05 04:07 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Sweet. We had something like 176 jello shots at mine and my friend's graduation party...three different flavors of vodka jello shots, and then we did lime jello with tequila and a splash of orange juice...holy shit.


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Re: I am the god of jello shooters [Re: BrAiN]
    #4473778 - 07/30/05 04:07 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

ewwwww


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Re: I am the god of jello shooters [Re: goobler]
    #4473781 - 07/30/05 04:09 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

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ewwwww




Yeah...jello shots are best made with really cheap plastic jug vodka...really strong raw shit, and you never taste it cause it's in jello.


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Re: I am the god of jello shooters [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4473782 - 07/30/05 04:10 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah that's how I always made them, with 10 doller handles, but that should be interesting.


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Re: I am the god of jello shooters [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4473793 - 07/30/05 04:13 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

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Sweet. We had something like 176 jello shots at mine and my friend's graduation party...three different flavors of vodka jello shots, and then we did lime jello with tequila and a splash of orange juice...holy shit.





Lime jello with tequilla. Holy shit. I never even thought about that. Did you throw any salt in there?


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Re: I am the god of jello shooters [Re: BrAiN]
    #4473799 - 07/30/05 04:17 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Nah the lime jello is such a strong taste...but the orange juice really adds something. It helps to mask the tequila even more.


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-Erik Davis


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Re: I am the god of jello shooters [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4473801 - 07/30/05 04:18 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

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goobler said:
ewwwww




Yeah...jello shots are best made with really cheap plastic jug vodka...really strong raw shit, and you never taste it cause it's in jello.




If you want it to really be a treat though, use some niec flavored vodka for the ladies. Some smirfnoff twist or my personal favorite, absolut citron.


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Re: I am the god of jello shooters [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4473805 - 07/30/05 04:19 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

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Nah the lime jello is such a strong taste...but the orange juice really adds something. It helps to mask the tequila even more.




I'll give that a try sometime. Only for added flare I'll prepare the edge of the tupperware container with seasalt.

I wonder if it would be wise to boil margarita mix with lime jello.


BTW, robot. How bout I move up to NYC and we open up a novelty bar.


Edited by BrAiN (07/30/05 04:19 PM)


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Re: I am the god of jello shooters [Re: BrAiN]
    #4473813 - 07/30/05 04:21 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

All right man, sounds good. Jello shots would be on the menu but that could get messy. Or maybe we'd just have Jello Shot Night every Thursday or something. Margaritas would be a must...we would research making the perfect margarita.

This research would involve getting really wasted.


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-Erik Davis


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Re: I am the god of jello shooters [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4473814 - 07/30/05 04:22 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Agreed. We may need to take a loan out too. When the bank asks what we're buying it for, we'll just mention something about jello and 50 gallons of liquor and we'll have the loan in the bag, baby.

I say we throw in some houkah too.


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Re: I am the god of jello shooters [Re: BrAiN]
    #4473816 - 07/30/05 04:24 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah bankers love tequila tuesdays, they'll be suckers for the idea.

Yeah hookahs at the outdoor seats. And hookers in the back room.


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-Erik Davis


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Re: I am the god of jello shooters [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4473961 - 07/30/05 05:30 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Ahhh, some day I'll have to visit the lower 48, up here in uncivilized Alaska we drink to get drunk, not so we can giggle about not tasting our alcohol.


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Re: I am the god of jello shooters [Re: Jadian]
    #4474002 - 07/30/05 05:41 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

pics?


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Re: I am the god of jello shooters [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4474243 - 07/30/05 06:52 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

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Yeah bankers love tequila tuesdays, they'll be suckers for the idea.

Yeah hookahs at the outdoor seats. And hookers in the back room.




We can name the place, The Lung and Liver Crematorium.


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Re: I am the god of jello shooters [Re: BrAiN]
    #4474247 - 07/30/05 06:53 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Ooh that's got a nice ring to it.


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-Erik Davis


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Re: I am the god of jello shooters [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4474258 - 07/30/05 06:56 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

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Ooh that's got a nice ring to it.




We can have a giant sign on the outside that looks like a rotting, black wad of lung and liver parts... that can drip black carcinogenic ooze over patrons as they enter.... but it'll exctually just be made of sambuca and black food dye.


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Re: I am the god of jello shooters [Re: BrAiN]
    #4474264 - 07/30/05 06:59 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Ugh, sambuca. I'd rather have the carcinogenic ooze.


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