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OfflineSneezingPenis
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Assholes, and the cars they park.....
    #4433170 - 07/21/05 11:53 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

So, there is a driveway leading to my parking space, which runs between my house and the neighbors, it is one car wide, and the only way to get to the parking behind my house, is via this driveway.
So there is this beamer parked smack dab in the middle of it, so that no one, in any way can get around it.... so, to teach a lesson, i parked my car right behind it, so that it can not get out without coming to find me.

I also put a note on the car that said "use a little consideration when parking please".

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Re: Assholes, and the cars they park..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4433176 - 07/21/05 11:55 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Way to be. Keep up the good work:thumbup:


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Re: Assholes, and the cars they park..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4433179 - 07/21/05 11:56 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

hahaha, That's what I would do...


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Re: Assholes, and the cars they park..... [Re: MeatSpace]
    #4433311 - 07/21/05 12:31 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

ok, well, it has been about half an hour so far, and the person has yet to come out...i think.
So, should i keep the car there until they have to break down and knock on every door over here? this person didnt give me the option of someone to ask to move, so why should i give this person that satisfaction?
I could have easily parked on the street, but then again so could they. So, what else should i do to get the point across to this person.... something that will forge this into their memory, and every part of their being so there will be one less stupid , inconsiderate asshole in this world to do stupid shit like this.

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Re: Assholes, and the cars they park..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4433327 - 07/21/05 12:33 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

leave it there man

and be prepared for a tounge lashing


but you are in the right


I would have just called to get it towed

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Re: Assholes, and the cars they park..... [Re: goobler]
    #4433344 - 07/21/05 12:35 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

ohh please leave it....


and you gotta tell us what happens,hahaha....

:grin:


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Re: Assholes, and the cars they park..... [Re: CaptainH13]
    #4433357 - 07/21/05 12:38 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

that is my only aversion to this whole episode, is that this person might be enough of a pompous asshole, to actually call and get it towed

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Re: Assholes, and the cars they park..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4433393 - 07/21/05 12:43 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

ok, well, they guy came out in his aviator sunglasses and pennyloafers and asked if that was my car. I said yep and just moved it...but as i was backing out to let him out, i noticed that he grabbed the note off the car and read it.

I think it went well... i was kind of hoping he would yell at me so i could show him how much of a douchebag thing it was to park there like that...but maybe the point hit home when he read the note.

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Re: Assholes, and the cars they park..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4433408 - 07/21/05 12:45 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

but couldn't you stop them or something,i assume your watching the area?.....


they can't tow your car,with you there to move i....

and h they'd have to be one hell of a dumb ass as well,because they'd be just as illegally parked as you,right....


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Re: Assholes, and the cars they park..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4433427 - 07/21/05 12:49 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

you have nice handwriting

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Re: Assholes, and the cars they park..... [Re: goobler]
    #4433446 - 07/21/05 12:53 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

rarely do I laugh on these forums, but that one got me out loud...

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Re: Assholes, and the cars they park..... [Re: goobler]
    #4433483 - 07/21/05 01:01 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

haha, you wear loafers


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Re: Assholes, and the cars they park..... [Re: MeatSpace]
    #4433513 - 07/21/05 01:08 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

i was but i'm busy now


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Re: Assholes, and the cars they park..... [Re: MeatSpace]
    #4433522 - 07/21/05 01:13 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I wonder why so many folks here write "were" when they clearly meant "wear"?


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Re: Assholes, and the cars they park..... [Re: SpringDuck]
    #4433527 - 07/21/05 01:15 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

haha, you got me.


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Re: Assholes, and the cars they park..... [Re: MeatSpace]
    #4433641 - 07/21/05 01:45 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

LOL... I hate some of the "assholes" so much it ain't funny. I live in a little court and the neighbors across the street always have tons of people over and they baracade me in. So... I do one of two things... I either find a kid around and give him $20 and a bottle of mustard... or I usually call the tow truck and occasionally I let the air outta the tires when I get real annoyed. One day they put dog shit all in my yard... I came home from grocery shopping about 10pm and walked inside... and SURPRISE!!! The house smelled like freshly soiled dandelions. So that's the only time the air in the tires came into play.

Someone should try and compile a short list of stories like this and how they dealt with the asshole effectively.


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Re: Assholes, and the cars they park..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4434630 - 07/21/05 05:18 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

if it's a beamer, you should have it towed.

plain and simple.


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Re: Assholes, and the cars they park..... [Re: afoaf]
    #4434729 - 07/21/05 05:38 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Any1 touches my lincoln or my benz, I'll scoop their fucking eye balls out with a golden spoon, Crazy Ivan style.


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Re: Assholes, and the cars they park..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4434751 - 07/21/05 05:42 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I was walking home from the bus stop a couple hours ago and noticed a Porche parked accross THREE parking spots at the grocery store.

I actually stopped for a few seconds to stare in disgust, at which point I noticed the owner of the car walking towards it with his groceries. He noticed me looking at his car and, obviously, thought I was admiring it.

He says, "Nice, isn't it?"

I reply, "No, and you're a fucking dirtbag for parking like that. Learn some respect, asshole!"

Then I walked away laughing at the look on his face :lol:


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Re: Assholes, and the cars they park..... [Re: trendal]
    #4434769 - 07/21/05 05:44 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

:cheer:


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