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Oh man, gotta stay cool
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I'm TOTALLY without experience WHATSOEVER with females, but this really cute girl just messaged me and we chatted for a while. She lives really close to me, and she thinks I'm cute.

I just need to stay COOL!

Throw me some advice.

SMILES on this kid's face.


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Re: Oh man, gotta stay cool [Re: freddurgan]
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Be confident and just be yourself. Oh yeah make sure to take control of any and all situations cause chicks dig that. :smile:


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Re: Oh man, gotta stay cool [Re: freddurgan]
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keep smilin'

just be yourself ,man.....don't pull anything stuipid.....


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Re: Oh man, gotta stay cool [Re: freddurgan]
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don't be a pussy, don't kiss her ass, don't be a complete asshole and enjoy yourself


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Re: Oh man, gotta stay cool [Re: mantis]
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all of the above^^^


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General George S. Patton
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Re: Oh man, gotta stay cool [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
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Be yourself and be sure NOT to come on to strong with her. Ask you out to a movie or dinner and show her a good time before long you could have a nice relationship on your hands :thumbup: Good luck man.


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Re: Oh man, gotta stay cool [Re: ShroomOmatic]
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Fuck dude. I knew all that shit. Just have to ACT on it. Just small shit..I need to not think about it liek I just was.


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Re: Oh man, gotta stay cool [Re: freddurgan]
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Treat her like a fat chick. Pretend like she's totally huge and you have no interest in her, and she'll fall for you the same day.

Good luck!


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Re: Oh man, gotta stay cool [Re: Fospher]
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That advice isn't bad at all. hah.


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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

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Re: Oh man, gotta stay cool [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
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some of the funniest and truest advice ive heard in a long while.


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"I celebrate the Earth, my home, my mother, my grave, and as long as men are Man they must, if they would preserve the integrated being, do the same---[and preserve]--this rank casual hungry smelly sweaty lusting transitory body, my oozy pulpy liquid-bag-swollen body, bones, blood, hair glands, my bejeweled sex; I love and celebrate it all.  never to let men forget that they are animals as much as gods---that is one thing I shall say."

  Edward Abbey

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Re: Oh man, gotta stay cool [Re: freddurgan]
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CHOKE SLAM


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Re: Oh man, gotta stay cool [Re: Fospher]
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Fospher said:
Treat her like a fat chick. Pretend like she's totally huge and you have no interest in her, and she'll fall for you the same day.

Good luck!


This method totally works. Don't simply play hard to get, act like you don't even want to be had.

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Re: Oh man, gotta stay cool [Re: Twister]
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FRED!  So, this one isn't the real fat one?

Just kidding.  :thumbup:

Good luck. :heart:

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Re: Oh man, gotta stay cool [Re: WeAreAllOne]
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Ya I have started to take interest in one particular girl and she just got out of a relationship but then all of a sudden got back in the same one after saying how much of a control-whore he was.

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Re: Oh man, gotta stay cool [Re: Tangerines]
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http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=delete

JUST SEND HER THAT AND TELL HER ITS YOU! WORKS EVERYTIME!


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Re: Oh man, gotta stay cool [Re: freddurgan]
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Be an asshole to her and she'll love you forever.


:smirk:

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Re: Oh man, gotta stay cool [Re: freddurgan]
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just be aloof.

be friendly and polite, but stay aloof.

for every time you hang with her, say you
can't hang with her two times.


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Re: Oh man, gotta stay cool [Re: HeavyToilet]
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HeavyToilet said:
Be an asshole to her and she'll love you forever.


Sad but true. Chicks dig jerks.

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Re: Oh man, gotta stay cool [Re: WeAreAllOne]
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Ask her if she know's what a trouser snake is and if she would like to see yours... Then ask silent bob if it's a good idea...


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Re: Oh man, gotta stay cool [Re: WeAreAllOne]
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yo once u get nude picz post them on here.


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Be nice to people in general. Even if you don't like them.

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